Sum Up Living With Ardyn.

"Goodness this room is covered in blood. That was from one body?!"

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

Diana: I made a trap that will rip the very skin off a man the moment he enters a room! Let call Ardyn!

Noctis: I have him on speed dial

Ignis: STOP FEEDING HER MURDEROUS TENDENCIES!

Akutagawa: Have you thought about not being such a crybaby, weretiger?

Atsushi: Have you thought about not looking like an E-boy with a subscription to Victorian Hot Topic?

Noctis, Prompto, Gladio and Ignis: *playing never have I ever*

Noctis: never have I ever cried myself to sleep

Prompto: *takes a sip of his drink*

Ignis: never have I ever had an anxiety attack in public because I remembered my past

Prompto: *takes another sip*

Gladio: never have I ever cause more than one therapist to become depressed.

Prompto: *downs his drink*

Noctis: *whispers* I think we need to change it up *out loud* Never have I ever had a Nightmare with Ardyn becoming my spouse.

Prompto: *grabs Gladio's beer and chugs it*

Ignis: I would suggest a therapist but I guess that would be a bad idea

Mc: Leander reminds me of a puppy.

Vere: we should put him down then.

Mc: no!

Mhin: neuter him.

Mc: stop!

Ais: send him back to the shelter.

Mc: Guys no!

Gotta ask. Sorry if it’s lame but, what’s your favorite scary movie?

“Take a guess”

More bros and memes

Because you seemed to like the first and I don’t want to post nothing again. 

- Noctis was throwing his sword across the battlefield screaming “yeet!” - Prompto laughed so hard he dropped onto the ground, holding his stomach - Gladio sighed with a smirk - Ignis facepalmed

- Ardyn: “Now, Noct, it is time to die!” Noctis thoughts: “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” What Noctis says: “We’ll see!”

- Prompto when he feels ignored: “Notice me senpai!”

- Ignis yelled “Sail” when he noticed everyone was dozing off - He also hit the breaks while shouting it - Gladio instinctively reached an arm out to catch Noctis, only slamming his fist into said prince’s stomach - With his other hand, he tried to stop himself from hitting Prompto’s seat - He missed the seat, slapped Prompto and slammed facefirst into the seat - Ignis laughed so hard he had to pull over - And run afterward

Take care of yourself

I gotta tell you guys something

I hate to break it to you but lately, I feel like absolute shit. My energy is completely gone and last night I had a breakdown that would earn me an Oscar if I were an actress.

But I am not and back at dealing with something I thought I was done with crying over. Though, apparently, I am not.

I will take a short break and be back to ring the bell and start cat week Part 2, but until then I’ll just ghost around on blogs I enjoy and won’t actively post. (Sarah, don’t worry my dear I got you, the big sister hdcs will come, just a little later.)

I hope you understand. Love you all. Paintcoon

I'm glad you liked the idea

Here is a trap idea for Gladio. Lock him in a room filled with his worst fears then have a video feed of a room full of cup noodles. Tell him if he wants out he will have to burn all of the noodles.

Noctis: Oooooh, good stuff minion. I’m gonna do that. *looks at Ignis* Start buying the noodles!

Ignis: *sighs* Very well.

*After setting everything up and shoving Gladio in the room*

Prompto: *walks in to find Noctis eating cup noodles while watching a computer screen* Hey buddy, what’s up?

Noctis: *slurps noodle* Not much, torturing Gladdy.

Prompto: I think Iris mentioned you doing that. How’s it going for you?

Noctis: Pretty good I wager, he’s been there for about two hours now.

Prompto: *looks at screen and notices Gladio looking directly at the camera* I can’t hear him, what’s he saying?

Noctis: Different variations of the same thing. *unmutes the sound*

Gladiolus: FUCK YOU NOCTIS!! FUCK YOU TO THE LOWEST PITS OF WHATEVER HELL YOU RULE!!! WHEN I GET OUT, I’M GOING TO FIND A RUSTED SWORD AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR-

Noctis: *mutes the sound again and huffs* How many times do I have to tell him, I’m not a demon.

Prompto: Not the maddest I’ve heard him but it’s up there.

Noctis: Yeah, It got pretty boring hearing him say that stuff after the first 30 minutes so now I’m just watching on mute as he freaks out.

Prompto: Clever idea though.

Noctis: I know. I wonder how Clarry would react to something like this?

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*with Clarus*

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Clarus: Death is looming over me.

Regis: So long as it’s not me.

V: well this seems a bit rude