Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are
Vergil: Wish granted
Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*
Vergil: I'm your father
Atsushi: Dazai, what are you doing?
Dazai: Thinking of someone very special~
*At Port Mafia Headquarters*
Chuuya: WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID I GET A SHIVER DOWN MY SPINE?!
Sigma: *drops a cookie* Fuck me…
Nikolai: *pops head through portal* On it!
Sigma: *screams*
Little Y/n: feeling cute my delete later.
Nero: Can I have my phone back?
Dante: I want copies!
It's Final_Fantasy_Queen from ifunny
Oh cool! I kind of blanked out for a second. Awesome to see you.
Should I do a headcanon of Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai as cats?
Sigma: Fyodor wants me to inform you, he does not want bloodshed inside the base.
Nikolai: Yes but did he say anything about outside?
Prompto took a picture of Ignis with no face on. Nightmare fuel.
Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?
Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.
Sigma:
Nikolai: Bathroom.
Because you seemed to like the first and I don’t want to post nothing again.
- Noctis was throwing his sword across the battlefield screaming “yeet!” - Prompto laughed so hard he dropped onto the ground, holding his stomach - Gladio sighed with a smirk - Ignis facepalmed
- Ardyn: “Now, Noct, it is time to die!” Noctis thoughts: “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” What Noctis says: “We’ll see!”
- Prompto when he feels ignored: “Notice me senpai!”
- Ignis yelled “Sail” when he noticed everyone was dozing off - He also hit the breaks while shouting it - Gladio instinctively reached an arm out to catch Noctis, only slamming his fist into said prince’s stomach - With his other hand, he tried to stop himself from hitting Prompto’s seat - He missed the seat, slapped Prompto and slammed facefirst into the seat - Ignis laughed so hard he had to pull over - And run afterward