"let Men Be Friends" No They Have To Fuck Each Other Raw

That perfect moment when you watch something and realise it's going to be your new hyperfixation for the next several months

FTM!Simon absolutely owning conservatives on the daily. like dudes in the military, he's had at least 6 interactions like this:

random soldier: something something "I don't care that they exist, i just think bathrooms should be biological sex only. Puts women at risk y'know?"

The Ghost™️: "ya want someone like me in the womens?"

random soldier: "no??? I just said i dont want men in womens bathrooms"

The Ghost™️: trying not to laugh "I have a cunt, ya fuckin' daffy."

i am drunk with ftm!simon thoughts.... i need him.... im desperate for a big big man

it genuinely bewilders me how some people are just utterly unwilling to beleive that someone might be undiagnosed and neurodivergent

Hello tiny gay ppl in my phone I need some help

So for context I'm friends with this girl and like we hang out as part of a larger group and I can't tell if she's flirting w me or not (thanks autism) but she is always very smiley and the other day she asked me to lick her chocolate before she ate it - which I did - but she also isn't very like touchy even tho she said that was her love language before and I just don't know

Help appreciated <3

"Ao3 will be down for three hours for a scheduled maintainance."

You should've just killed me.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

it’s so funny that u can just color text on this website boom bitch im green now. youre hearing me talk greenly. in a green fashion. green green green

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Pls can someone bully me into finishing writing this fic for my friend I've procrastinated so bad it's their birthday tomorrow and I have like no motivation 🥲