Latest Posts by jtheshark - Page 3
we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)
it’s crazy how accessible waterboarding is. like, you can do it to yourself whenever you want and you don’t even have to go out and buy anything.
the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting
mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
girls after saying they don’t give a fuck
(they give a fuck)
scientists: oh hey we found a new species of deep sea feather star, neat :)
the news: TERRIFYING and ALIEN creature with ONE THOUSAND ARMS discovered LURKING in the DEEP ABYSS of the sea
the public: omg im never swimming in the ocean again!!!
the animal:
I literally think this is canon
world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia
Okay, I have redrawn this, lol. Original below.
Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between
I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would
god knew I’d be too powerful if I had clear skin and was skinny
my manic energy and autistic vibes attract the hoes
no bond like two bi friends who might be mlm and wlw solidarity but also might fuck
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
Am I grinning like an idiot for a blurry picture?
i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?
Anyway this is a post about how I would like more Sam fanart please.
nevertheless, we ball
A little korrasami drawing I did for my sister last year that I thought might be due for some colour before pride month is over! Happy Pride to all my queer friends and allies ❤️
Art credit: @kf1n3 on insta
there is literally nothing in this world more endearing than a girl who is an absolute loser
Sometimes I remember that all lesbianism is named after 1 really gay lady from 4000 years ago. Whether you use the term Sapphic or lesbian, it still is from her which is hilarious, hope she enjoys being women loving incarnate
I'm tired of being a girl kisser with no girl to kiss 😠