Latest Posts by let-me-be-ace - Page 3

Dad kept hiding pine nuts in the pages of this magazine and letting Edgar root around for them.

(Edgar cannot be released to the wild due to an injury. He now works as an ambassador bird and general household nuisance.)

What Happened To Thor In "Avengers: Endgame"? https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/jennaguillaume/avengers-endgame-fat-thor-chris-hemsworth-body-positivity?utm_term=.tlQkZy8Qpv#.tlQkZy8Qpv

RIP Vine †

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

Ahhhhhhhh

Why Did They Come?

Oh dear

@killzombieseatbacon bonk

For whenever I'm having a tough day at work

"well, he's still talking..."

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Because we would be happy eating at the same three places and nobody else likes to do that so instead we ask them to choose.

The people who ‘don’t care where we eat’ also happen to be the pickiest

Yeah Bitch....YOU

Stop.

Pyre.

what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

Having fun with my button maker

I loved this part of the episode with the initials 😍😍

Long time dream to learn American Sign Language finally underway.

I hate that I can have an okay day. Come home. And one fucking comment can ruin my attitude. People have asked me why I'm so spiteful...because I could have cured cancer and my family would still nag me about a can of coke I left on MY desk before I went and cured cancer and i hadn't thrown the can away yet

Some people just never get how imprudent l important this is.

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

Having a roommate sucks. It only seems fair you tell me before you spend my fucking money.

Pretty sure he killed Zachariah

Ok, can we maybe acknowledge that Dean is still the only human (who was never an active vessel for an angel) who has killed an angel?

And he also killed the “Whore of Babylon”, which “only a true servant of God” can do, and this also has not been acknowledged enough.

I swallow so many words I want to say, I'm not hungry at the end of the day

I… I’ve got something in my eye…

Crap

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462

This guy. He is my example. He is the pretty. I met this beautiful human in person and all I wanted to do was stare at him and talk football.

As an asexual, it’s really hard to describe someone you find pretty. Normal people would think of that as “oh then you must be attracted to them”

But really I just find the person aesthetically pleasing. Like, if I could, I would take that person (and possibly their personality) and hang them on the wall. Just so I can look at the pretty and then continue about my day.

Does that make sense to anyone?

“you cannot hide from something you take everywhere with you”

“if you do harm and lie about it, where will it end? without responsibility & truthfulness there is no limit to evil”

I don’t know where I found these quotes but I wrote them down two years ago in the grips of a very low point in my life. Flash to New Year’s Day 2016 and I am holding myself accountable and have started the path to a brighter future.

Never thought I’d be happy to be me, guess I was wrong <3

It happened again. Girl is bitching about her boyfriend and I respond "wow what a dick move" and she proceeds to yell at me for agreeing with her about her dick boyfriend

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it