((ooc: this has been in my drafts and I just remembered I had it so here it is pals, It’s this text post by @severussnapeisourking and Hermione by my dear @youngwolfchaos ))
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I know this is a low blow, but I had to do it (? Hope you like it!!
So the Beautiful Creatures movies was on TV the other day and as I was watching it (for the second time ever since it’s so inaccurate from the book that I never wanted to see it again) I realize how much we were robbed. Like the cast is absolute fucking perfection (some of the costumes and hair should have been different *cough cough Ridley cough cough*). Jeremy Irons as Macon? Sign me the fuck up. The incomparable Emmy Rossum as Ridley? Hell yes. Emma Thompson as Sarafine? Absolutely! Viola Davis as Amma? Perfect fucking casting. Alden and Alice as Ethan and Lena? They look and act the part. The movie could have been so good and if you look at it as a movie on its own, it’s not terrible, but for fans of the books it was a disaster. If they had had the same cast and a more accurate adaptation of the books, it would have been perfect and we probably would have been able to see the other books get adapted too. Not to mention the fact that the Caster Chronicles fandom wouldn’t be as tiny as it is now and we would have fanfics and fanart and everything else that other fandoms have. Ugh. It honestly makes me so mad (especially since I just finished re reading the first book and it still holds up for me)
Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series:
The have my entire heart
I think that josh wouldn’t be mayas first kiss or first boyfriend and I think that at times one would be single while the other was with someone or they would be ready for each other but the time wasn’t right but in the end they would find each other and it would happen for them
This is me enjoying my book
Everyone else bugging me and annoying me so I focus on everything but the damn book I’m annoyed as FUCK right now like seriously you’re quiet when I’m not focused on shit and all of a sudden you’re trying to talk to me every 2 seconds
But like on the other hand I love the people that are annoying me so I feel guilty for being annoyed 🥺🥺
I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
*In the Afterlife*
“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”
“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”
“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”
“I want to go to Hogwarts”
“But sir-”
“I have a morning class tomorrow”
“Sir we can't-”
“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”
“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”
“Did I fucking stutter”
Me: I love angst!
Content: *has angst*
Me: yo wtf
I kinda like it, maybe I'll write this later.....