Dean : *banging A Pen On The Table Out Of Frustration*

I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏

Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?

Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!

Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*

Castiel : You're adorable.

Dean : *blushes*

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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.

Castiel : Because he have little hands.

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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?

Dean : Did you ask Castiel?

Steve : He said no.

Dean : Then why did you ask me?

Steve : He's not the boss of you.

Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.

Dean : Getting gayer.

Steve : Thank you, Dad.

━

Dean : *yawns*

Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.

Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Eddie : Stevie I need my-

Steve : *hands him is phone*

Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-

Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*

Eddie :

Eddie : Marry me?

Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.

I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one

Wade : How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Matt : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Wade : But pink.

Peter : And it's hot.

Wade : PINK!

Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.

Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Gareth : Why do you look like that?

Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?

Gareth : Like you’re dead.

Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.

Eddie : *sobs into the floor*

Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.

Pepper : Yeah I am.

Tony, at Friday : You're my child.

Friday : Yes boss.

Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.

Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?

Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.

Rhodey : Naturally.

Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!

Harley : Fuck you.

Tony : *Seeing Stephen wearing nice clothes*

Tony smiling : I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person ?

Stephen :

Stephen : I forgot to ask you, didn't I ?

Tony :

Tony bursting out laughing : You sure did! Give me 5 minutes and I'm yours!

Eddie : I am convinced Steve and Robin share a brain cell!

Nancy : And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Just thinking about steddie+Chribin(Rossy) having platonic/romantic cuddle when they all sleep together🙏❤️

#platonicStobin

#PlatonicChriddie

Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

And everybody's just kind of : 😀?