I saw giant Costco dog plushies the other day and thought about Hades and Persephone
All different stages of Brian. From childhood to elderly.
[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker, Hades stands in front of the pot with his arms crossed]
Hades: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Persephone, quickly: I did. I broke it.
Hades: No. No you didn’t. Thanatos?
Thanatos: Don’t look at me. Look at Hecate.
Hecate: What?! I didn’t break it.
Thanatos: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Hecate: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Thanatos: Suspicious.
Hecate: No it’s not.
Hermes: If it matters, probably not, but Minthe was the last one to use it.
Minthe: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Hermes: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Minthe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hermes!
Persephone: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Hades.
Hades: No! Who broke it?!
Hecate, softly: Hades… Alecto’s been awfully quiet.
Alecto: REALLY?!
Hecate: Yeah, really!
Alecto: Oh my God!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Hades: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *Looks back at the group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Ares: Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.
Hades: My palace glows in the dark.
Zeus: FUCK!
Someone PLEASE tell me that was Roger… if it was, I too will scream
For ppl who havent seen the 2019 Oswald show concepts got leaked and i think its important we all reblog and save these images before disney can attempt to burry them we NEED this archived for the artists sake
Og post discovering this (on twitter) and yt vid i assume by the same person GO THANK THEM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Here are all the concepts mainly on envariment
Concepts on oswald himself i belive not finalized?
His little gas station to the crowd that still checks things w disney you might know this is the same gas station oz has the the disney theme parks, honestly very fitting though I do find some irony here i'll share in tags cuz its rubberverse related-
Absolutlry beautiful concepts of the outside enviroment you can accualy sense so much passion put into these the colors are so beautiful omg
Notes on the characters! I do find even more irony here i'll again post in reblogs cuz its off topic We can see some oryginal villians for oz That i belive we also saw in the pilot from 2014 i can see the take on them has changed a bit, also the hound driver is so peak oh my god i think i love him
Concepts of some hotel i wonder what was the idea with that Id assume maybe this could have been a place oz stays in while hes in the city cuz we see he's from the outside rather than a part of it either way on speculation i think the concept of it is my personal fav i mean just look at it
Idk whats this related to but oswalds on a sky scrapper at night and i fw with it good for him
And while it is a bigger speculation and the image isnt the most clear-
We see another rabbit in the city in a trolley, i think we can see eyelashes and she def has some hat on (smaller hats are usual for women at disney from what i saw) We see SHE notices oswald and is looking at him with i think a o.o expression so...
Is that suppoust to be fanny??
Roger: *does that thing with his voice*
Freddie: I hate you, bitch
“About 1969, I opened a stall in Kensington Market, which was one of the hippest places in London. I used to run it with this bloke, Freddie, who I knew because he regularly came to see Smile, the band Brian and I were in at the time. Me and Fred used to sell old Edwardian clothes and scarves that he picked up from various nefarious dealers. Back then, I didn’t really know him as a singer—he was just my mate. My crazy mate! If there was fun to be had, Freddie and I were usually involved.” - Roger Taylor
Persephone: Ah, Thanatos! I've been looking for you. Hades and I are expecting-
Thanatos: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE CAN I NAME IT!!!!!???
Persephone: I was going to say a package but I’ll go tell Hades that.
Hades: *is drowning in a sea of corgis*
Zeus: HADES!! NO!
Persephone: Don't. This is what he would have wanted.
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Hades, rubbing a corgi's ears: This is exactly how I want to die!