Latest Posts by mikachuchan - Page 8
I never knew I needed this until now
Drawing is fun again!!! Have these doodles!
I mean, she's innocent and she needed to be save....
You are a rookie hero. While a dangerous supervillain was preoccupied, rival villains kidnapped his wife. You were the only hero willing to help get his wife to safety. The terrifying supervillain now wants to thank you in person.
Me: SOMEONE! DUEL ME AND DEFEAT ME!!!!!! PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!!!!
You are a terrible mage, yet through pure, dumb luck you managed to defeat an archmage in a duel, thus taking their place according to ancient tradition. Many mages protest against giving such a prestigious position to a clearly unqualified candidate, including yourself.
Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat
Me: Oh? So that's how it's going to be then.... fine. No more Mr. Nice genie.
After you gave your master the standard 3 wishes, you told him to leave the lamp in a place like a women’s shelter or a homeless camp. Instead he sold your lamp to the highest bidder and now you are determined to twist the 3 wishes to the detriment of both your current and former master.
It'd also be funny if she did own his soul but was like "Just do what you like" and then they became good friends
had a revelation and needed to draw it
TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS TO SEE IT! YOU ARE WORTH SOMETHING AND ARE NEEDED BY SOMEONE!!!
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
Me: WTF???? Friend: Oh yeah! We made friends with aliens!
You’ve been in a coma for ten years. Your friend says everything’s changed. Suddenly, a stunning, tall blue alien cat lady walks in to check your vitals.
Demon: Why??? Me with all my junk: Cause I want some money?
“In exchange for your soul, I can offer you - ” “No, I don’t want to sell my soul. I want to sell all these.”
It's just a cat fish.
internet pro tip, you can go to ANY internet browser, type in "tiny kitty cat", then click on images. you gotta try it
"BUT DON'T GIVE MY CHILD A FUCKING DAGGER YOU DUMB FUCK!"
“Why are you giving my newborn baby a dagger?!” “Well they’re a choosen one, which means that I’m destined to be killed by them; but honestly I’ve been waiting centuries for them to be born and I just want to get it over with.”
*takes the clothes he hands me* "Gramps did you really have to wait that long? I mean I could've killed that thing years ago if you wanted me too" "Well my darling granddaughter, I just liked fooling everyone, so let me have that. Now, you know where the holy water is?"
"Yes Gramps. How much longer do I have before I have to get that demon out of you?" "About half an hour. Not talking for so many years made him a bit lazy, so he has to get ready again to control my body"
Your grandfather has been nonverbal all your life due to a stroke. When you are finally old enough to care for him, after everyone leaves he focuses on you and says “Finally, lets get started”
"You don't understand I'm getting married next week and I don't love the dude" "THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING MARRYING HIM!!!!!"
“You have to understand, the use of love potions is both morally gross and legally r-”, you interrupt the alchemist, and say the potion is meant for yourself.
Alien: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BREATH IT?! Human:*having Oxygen in their suit* BECAUSE WE BREATH IT! Alien 2: ARE YOU SAYING YOUR ENTIRE PLANET HAS OXYGEN?!
Human: YES!!!!!
Due to Oxygen being one of if not the rarest gasses in the universe, it has been classified as highly illegal to own. When humans step up onto the galactic stage, the galactic council freaks out.
Now have fish cat defy physics
sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat
As a half white person, I don't like how the Olympics are playing out so far. I only know about the drag queen show and they made fun of the last supper. I'm Catholic and even if I don't take my religion to seriously even though I should, I won't stand for. Everything you said that they are doing sounds terrible.
White people want to make the Olympics white again essentially.
I would honestly hug the kids if they hugged me and would slap anyone who tries to hurt them.
An alien species thinks of humans as no better than animals... which means they've decided Earth is like a wolf sanctuary. They keep vaccinating people, microchipping them, giving them cool bracelets, recording their social relationships, and trying to keep all the alien kids from running up and hugging anyone.
Me: *pushes the lawyer I hired down under my desk* Okay...... well first I would like to have that lawyer paid triple what he usually makes for my first wish.
“I’m going to stop you right there, you dont have to be super specific about your wish, I don’t do monkeys paw or any of that garbage.”
"You gave me up thinking I didn't have any powers! What makes you think I'll let you back into my life! I'm happy with my mom and the life I have now! She loved me and didn't care if I didn't have powers or not!" I yelled at them, tears running down my face (continue this with the reblogs! Cause I was see the stories others make!)
You were abandoned by your family for not having superpowers. The strongest superheroine adopts you and loves you as her son regardless. When you finally have superpowers, your former family wants you back but you don’t want to do anything with them.
Sign your art.... but hide your sign IN the art!! Only people who look closely well see it and you can prove it's yours too if someone tries to steal it!!1
I should really start signing my art but it's so funny seeing it out in the wild and seeing people question its origins
.... tits and dicks.... a bisexual's dream..... SIGN ME UP FOR THIS SHAPESHIFTER PARTNER!!!
Your friends are convinced that you have a new date every single day with all of the guys/girls you bring home. In reality, your partner is a shapeshifter and the two of you have been pulling a prank on your friends for years.
WHERE'S MY MONEY FISH! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A DISH FOR THE CATS!
I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars
"No kidding! I'm Deadpool!" -Deadpool proba- "HEY THERE PERSON READING THIS REBLOG! HOW ARE YOU?! YOU LOOK AWESOME RIGHT NOW!!!!" What?! DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL I CAN'T AFFORD ANYMORE REPAIRS!!! "Be fun for once Mikachu!!!"
“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“
"No duh! I'm Deadpool"
-Deadpool prob- "HEY PERSON WRITING THIS! I CAN SEE YOU! NICE TOP!" DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL! I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN AFFORD A REPAIRMAN!!!
“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say.
Your brother left his newborn child with you so that he could go “find himself,” whatever that meant. Lacking the resources and unable to care for a child, you had no choice but to give them up for adoption. Years later, your brother finally returns and asks where his child is.
Me: .... I got a demon in my house..... WAIT! I don't have a roomba! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
You got a rug designed to look like an Ouija board as a gift. Liking it, you placed it in your living room. Now your roomba’s summoned a demon and it can’t leave until the roomba asks for something.
Fish are you trying to become a musical artist or something?
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
AND I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU'RE GOIN MY WAY 🫵🫵🫵😮
WELL!! THEN I WANNA DRIVE IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!
In Brazil, this couple planted 2 million trees in 18 years, returning 172 bird species, 33 mammals, 15 amphibians, 15 reptiles and 293 plant species to the area.
The whole world should know them. This is Lélia Wanick and Sebastião Salgado.
The couple decided to start the Terra Institute, a small organization that planted 2 million plants and revived the forest.
"There is only one creature that can convert carbon dioxide into oxygen, and that is a tree. We need to replant the forests."
Using only local plants, the couple rebuilt the entire ecosystem from scratch and the area flourished significantly, allowing the fauna to return; thanks to their work, Lélia and Sebastião saved dozens of endangered species.
"The earth was sad as I was, everything was destroyed. Then my wife got a fantastic idea to replant this forest: all the insects, fish and birds returned, and thanks to the new growth of the trees I was born again."
Another boob fact for you!!! If your mom has small boobs but your boobs are large, you got them from your dad. Yup your boob size depends on both parent's boob size if you didn't know.
BOOB FACTS
Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful
that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this
Me: SO SOMEONE WAS ABLE TO GET IN HERE, LEAVE THIS, AND GET OUT?! WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE ME?!
You’re stuck in a dungeon. you have been in here so long you don’t remember what crime you committed to be thrown in here. The kingdom has long since collapsed, and you’ve been stuck drinking the drips off the walls and eating the rats. One day you wake up to a surprise, a letter and the key.