Latest Posts by mikachuchan - Page 7
But please only do it if you are of age to do so and understand politics! Cause I KNOW JACK SHIT BOUT IT! So vote for Trump or Kamala! Whoever you chose!
I know this doesn't apply to everyone but if you were planning on voting in the 2024 US election, this is a reminder to register to vote if you haven't already, if that is something you can do
. . . I kinda want it to be Gyutaro from demon slayer NGL
You, a normal human, try out a dating app you've never heard of and soon find out it's a dating app for supernatural entities. Every date you go on, your date is always surprised you're not repulsed by their non-human features. But your latest date just can't believe you're not joking…
Me: Bitch I'm learning spells you didn't learn at my age. I have 20x the homework. I live on coffee. so respectfully.... STFU!!!!
"You young mages don't know how good you have it," said the old wizard teacher. "Back when I was your age, I walked uphill both ways to and from class. Damn noneuclidean spacial mages."
Future me: *smiling* trauma honey. Still need to get help for that. But look at all these scars, I really want to tell you each story, but there are too many for now. You'll learn them in the future
You and your friends, age ten, meet your adult selves from fifteen years in the future. Some are surprised, others are delighted, but you… you’re afraid of this person. “What… happened to us?”
Me: Oh hell nah. *grabs the monster and drags them out* Yeah you're going six feet in the ground
You are a monster who really doesn't care about hurting humans. In fact, you like blend in, so you often go to costume parties to socialize! However, this time, you soon realize there's another monster in the party, who is planning on attacking the unaware humans…
Me: I DIDN'T DO IT..... I THINK!
The hero, normally jovial and humorous in their interactions, steps into a watering hole for villains, shaking with rage, tears running down their face, and with as much patience and calm as they can muster, simply asks "Who did it?"
It's never enough.... ADD MORE PEOPLE!!!!
shoutout to my homegirl Almond Milk
I like really..... REALLY want to have like a siren for bi flags!!! CAN THAT HAPPEN PLEASE???
So like... people have broached the idea of pride flags having dragons on them like heraldry, which is of course correct and just, but like... they shouldn't ALL have dragons, right? Or at least not the same dragon. Each flag should have its own heraldic beast, ideally one that relates to the orientation the flag represents.
Which begs the question of which heraldic beasts would best suit each color of the rainbow, as it were. I think the iconic four legged, two winged dragon makes sense for the main pride/rainbow flag, since dragons are often posited as, like, the pinnacle of monsters, and so feel best suited to be the one that encompasses the whole spectrum, but I'm kind of paralyzed by the options presented to pick out ones for the others.
Ain't he a fancy looking kitty
“It’s okay not to be perfect. Besides that’s cheese’s job anyway!” ~ Pudding 🧀
Fish, you need to remind us to do something, and it deals with what's in your fish bowl
if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar
This reminds me of how I act with a friend.... She's Raph but instead of Leo in the speech bubble...... It's FUCKING WILLAIM AFTON!!!! While I'm Mikey trying to get her to stop.
I will never shut up yall im sorry
"So we're not fighting as often right???? Cause my son really likes your kid and I'm not fucking that up"
you are a Villian who's a single parent of a son. Recently they started dating someone. When you arrived to their house, you notice how their parent is the hero you fight daily. Your son and date went outside for some alone time, leaving you and the hero some time to talk
The hottest gossip on the royal family.
When the eldest of the royal children was kidnapped and brought to the ritual table to be the new vessel for the cult's god, they seem oddly fine with it. It was in the middle of the ritual that the eldest royal revealed…
. . . Guilty!!!!
reblog if you're a writer but would rather drink straight cyanide than show any of your family members your work
Exactly: You called?
When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.
Person: "Wait what?" Me: Me like bombs. Me like poison. Me like bombs
"I knew he was afraid of my conquering army, but I didn't think he would be stupid enough to leave you behind." "Oh, no, you quite misunderstand. Your army's already dead."
May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)
sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute
My mom: AND WHY DID THIS THING APPEAR???? Beelzebub: I was summoned by name, and this bitch eats enough to probably be related to me in some way
When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.
Me: *isekais myself into the world they're in* BITCH WHERE ARE YOU! I'VE BEEN PAYING ALL YOUR BILLS AND NOW I NEED TO BE PAID BACK WITH INTEREST!!!!!
Someone close to you has gone missing for months, and you've just learned that they were Isekai'd away to a fantasy world, and you are horrified to discovered how quickly they've moved on from their old life and you in its entirety.
WHY?????? I LOVE SEEING WHO MADE IT!
I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-
like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?
So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?
But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.
It's MY URL.
IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.
THE ONE *I WROTE*.
In *2013*.
And FORGOT ABOUT
BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING
And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like
IT WAS ALL GOOD?
IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??
I'M A GOOD WRITER?????
That depends..... are you gay?
Fellas is it gay to have a framed picture of Giyuu on your desk
Me: I MAY HAVE KILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET SOMEHOW!!! WHY WAS EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER ATTACKING ANYWAY?! I BETTER BE GETTING A PAY RAISE TOO!!!
You're just a simple pikeman who managed too hold a mountain pass fort alone against an army of thousands, ogres, Mages, and even a dragon at one point. Allowing your kingdom too win the main front and survive. Everyone looks at you now in relief and awe as you return home to the capital
How the fuck did you do that?!
"I think I've started a revolution against hierarchy on dress to impress."
He's so deerpy I love it!!! How about...... "Lord of the derps"?
oh, so you like dogs? name one dog
this is the dog, you can name them :)
Me: *is crying* Demon hunter 1: WHY THE FUCK IS SHE CRYING?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?! Demon hunter 3:*is panik* Demon hunter 2: I'm too sober for this.... *goes to drink alcohol*
Your father is a demon, and your mother is a human. You were raised by her, and only saw your father a handful of times as a kid. Your mom raised you right. You're by all accounts a pretty good person, which is why it was a shock when demon hunters showed up at your door.
The daughter in question: MURDER!!!! (she's having tea with dolls and is 15.... is she trying to poison one of them? Yes? No?)
“I never told you to train her, I told you to protect her!”
“Her training will protect her.”
“But you turned my daughter into a bloody assassin!”
"I wish I could.... But let me tell you this, not everyone tries to fit into that box. A lot of us are able to grow out of that box, and shove it somewhere else. Making sure, we don't ever fit in it again...."
“You humans confuse me. You try so very hard to be as boring as everybody else, and, when some gifted soul is born that has some small degree of uniqueness to it, you beat and break it until it fits into a dull little box that you can understand. Explain this to me, if you please.”
I don't get it. I'm that dumb.
Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell
I just wanna meet Mikey. There's a reason he's my favorite. (here's a hint, I kin him)
Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell
"You think I don't know that? Foolish child. I kidnapped you so that I could meet your older brothers for ummm..... reasons"
The abductors looked at their young captive, astonished at their calm, almost pitying, expression. “I have 15 siblings. I am the youngest, and the only girl. You have absolutely no concept of how fucked you are.”