I Found Ma Next Power Move For Therapy.

Of course i blame others.

There are 7 bilion people on this earth.

Taking all the blame for myself would be a bit selfish.

My teacher: *trynna chill and enjoy her evening*

Me: *about to send her a whole ass vent email* hello bestie

Me running into a mcdonalds with a gun: THIS IS A ROBBERY GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY.

Mc donalds employee: this is a what?

Me: excuse me, this is a mcrobbery give me your mcfuking mcmoney.

Employee: *mcsreams*

new quarantine project

(TLDR available at the bottom of this post)

look we got really fuckin screwed with the cursed child thing and then fantastic beasts imo, like I do like the fantastic beasts series but we have been waiting for more marauders content for decades now. so I’ve decided that fuck it, there’s no reason we can’t create it ourselves. we’ve been doing a hell of a job so far on fanfics and headcanons and fanart and every other form of media; why not the full seven book series we deserve?

at this point, it might be a fair judgement that the fandom has done more to build upon the world of the marauders and their relationships than the original series laid the grounds for. more canon content has been produced by rowling since then, but I believe a lot of our imaginings have been shaped by the many ideas that we as a community have come up with. that’s why I’d like to involve the entire hp community in creating this series (essentially crowdsourcing creativity/ideas). seven books for the marauders prequel story is a lot of ground to cover, and while I have a few ideas, I want the final product to truly reflect all the love and originality we’ve been pouring into this series for years.

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My mom: you have such a nice figure, don't lose it. Becouse you'll be unhappy

Me trying Realy fucking hard to recover from an ed: it's free relapse

But no joking, I was doing so well, trying to get rid of the idea that skinny equals happy and now this.

So in the netherlands we dont get good movies like the adventures or series like supernatural. BUT WE GET THIS DIAREA SHIT THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO RIP YOUR EYEBALS OUT AND PUT THEM IN A PIECE OF SHIT BECOUSE THATS 100000 TIMES BETER THAN THIS SHIT ASS MOVIE.

*tony* kid, what the hell happened over there?

*peter* i dont know, i sang baby shark for two hours and they let me go

new favourite thing: peter parker getting kidnapped as an SI intern and going against all expectations

kidnapper: i know you're scared. this'll all be over soon, and we'll let you go unharmed ...if you give us what we want

peter: oh, no, please. keep me. i've got school and i'm really just not feeling it today, you know?

kidnapper: give us information on tony stark, we know you work for him

peter: okay, first of all, i'd say i more work with him? second of all, i don't know, man. he likes blueberries-

peter: i just think it's a little rude that you're holding me captive and not even being professional about it. you kidnapped iron man's intern, seriously. where's the passion? it's honestly depressing in here. oh my god, is that what's driving you? because i know a good therapist. i mean, i haven't seen them for myself yet, but mr. stark recommends them and he usually has good ideas-

kidnapper: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY SHUT HIM UP

It always fuck me up when i see a family thats close with each other.

Like how can you be sitting in a room with you mother and not getting flashbacks from the mental abuse she did when you were young.

Me: i cant be friends with them, they are homophobic.

Person: you can be friends with people who have different views.

Me: omg you are so right imma kiss them on the mouth right now.