[ Texting ]

Ouji: God, you’re so clingy.

Arafune: You came into my bed?!

Kako: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.

Osamu: You know, you’re not pleasant when you’re like this, Katori.

Katori, I’m always like this.

Osamu: My point exactly.

Azuma: So…. Mind if I ask about the skull in your room?

Mako: Sure. Which one?

Murakami: Why isn’t there a sad sunglasses emoji?

Murakami: I want to show I’m unhappy, but still cool.

Kazama: I don’t have anger issues!

Suwa: A worker fucked up your order at McDonald’s and you screamed “ You done mcfucked up now! “

Suwa; And then you called him a chicken mcnobody.

Kazama: Ha, chicken mcnobody.

Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????

Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.

Kitora: I know I’m not perfect.

Kuroe: You can say that again.

Kitazoe: Why is Inukai asleep on your shoulder?

Kageura: Shut up! This is sweet!

Kitazoe: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.

Kageura: I changed my mind.

Oji: Power outages are homophobic.

Kurauchi: Elaborate.

Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.