webster is that you
Speirs: People who breathe die, so just don’t!
Webster: [Smiles]
Liebgott, slams hands on table: That’s it, I’m killing him!
Grant: Or you could man up and finally ask him out.
Liebgott: Killing him is easier.
Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.
found a pic on Twitter, I don't know how to make a memes but I tried ...
Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.
Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.
You're the Bill Guarnere to my Babe Heffron :)
I'm not crying or anything, there's just something in my eye 😭😭😭❤❤❤. I love this and you so much!!
^^ I mean who wouldn't wanna be as good of friends as these men were?? (TV portrayals in the 1st and real life men in the 2nd)
Guarnere “I’ve played Craps, Poker, Go fish, Rock Paper Scissors, Gin Rummy, Eye Spy, and a very awkward game of hide and seek involving a confused private from Fox company.”
Welsh “What if I got Kitty a German knife? Would she like that? Spreading butter with one of Hitler’s knives?”
Martin “move over Bull needs another bunk. *whisper* over grown bastard…”
Shifty *climbing up the bunks* “I call top!” “Well because I’m the sniper, and I…need to see.. Really far…” “Okay, yes, I am just trying to get away from George’s snoring”
Muck “No, its a perfectly good idea. The only flaw is we’re idiots and it won’t work.”
Roe “Coffee, as black as my soul.” *Shifty hands Roe a cup of milk with a twisty straw*
Buck “Hey George- Stop screaming it’s only me. Yes I am aware my hand is bleeding.”
no i will not elaborate
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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