Perconte: Listen, Kid-

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

Krauts: GET YO DOG

Winters, deadfaced: it don't bite

Speirs: *is shooting Krauts left and right*

Krauts: YES IT DO

Toye: Tis but a scratch.

Roe: A scratch? Your leg’s off!

Lipton: *kisses Speirs’ neck*

Speirs: what is this?

Lipton: affection

Speirs: disgusting

Speirs: ...

Speirs: do it again

A’ight, hear me out—

Just imagine Tangled

but with Eugene as Rapunzel

and Babe as Flynn Rider

And instead of Eugene having the whole magic hair thing, it’s his hands that heal people.

And at the end of the story instead of getting his hair cut off, he is cursed by his evil godmother to never be able to heal someone ever again. (And of course he finds a loophole. I mean, how could he not? He’s Eugene fucking Roe.)

Nixon, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Speirs, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!

Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!

Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*

im here for hc that harry - bless his sweet irish soul - is completely blind that his two best friends are very much in love. And i mean like OBLIVIOUS. And everyone else knows that they are a couple and its not even a secret but harry just doesnt see it. Here are examples of what i mean:

- nix and dick are sitting on the sofa, nix attentivly listening to dick, one hand playing with dick’s hair. Harry dismisses it as ‘look, dick works late, he probably has a headache and nix is massaging his head’

- nix and dick are holding hands. Harry says dick often holds nix by the hand probably because the latter would just wonder off god knows where without supervision

- nix and dick are sleeping in the same bed. “Lip you are kidding me, right, sharing a bed doesnt mean anything. I mean the other day i caught you and Ron sleeping on the couch, next thing i know you will be telling me that the two of you are a thing”

Lip:

Babe: I lied to Gene. I told him I would leave hlm alone, but I will not.

Babe: I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.

Skinny: Living with Web and Lieb is so difficult. They be in their rooms yelling “I ATE THE DIVORCE PAPERS THAT’S RIGHT I GOBBLED THEM RIGHT UP” and i’m just supposed to keep quite & eat my oats like nothing’s happening