Queerest Names Possible (in A Good Way), Go.
Queerest names possible (in a good way), go.
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*spends an hour researching calendar dates, doing weird math, and revising a huge part of my story*
Me: Wait, what was I doing?
Me: Oh, yeah!
*Googles where commas go in dates*
When I say that I don't want to exist right now, that doesn't mean i want to die. Not to me it doesn't. All it means is I want to disconnect from myself. To not feel my own emotions, to not hear my brain rile on and on, to not feel my skin on my body, to not feel, to not hear, to not taste, to not smell, to not see but still observe. I don't want to be interacted with like a person when I wish to not exist. I wish to a narrator, a viewer, a camera-man. I wish that I could fast forward to when this was a memory. I know it may seem concerning, or maybe a bit outlandish, but it makes sense to me. I want to not be there but still be there. I want to not be acknowledged by anyone and to simply watch. Watch others experience what's happening. And I want to not experience it. I don't want it. I just want to sit in the corner and watch. But when someone's in the corner watching, someone has to whisper. Has to ask questions. Has to make me exist. I don't want that. I don't want to exist, but I don't want to die either. It does make sense to me, but not everyone is me. I don't mind that either. But I want to be able to say that I am not existing and for people to understand. For them to not be concerned about the kid in the corner. About the guy sitting in silence. About your suspiciously quiet friend. I am simply not for now, and I hope you can accept that.
Ostrich meme 2
Person A, introducing their current partner to their family: And that's my sister! Hey, sis!
20 years later...
Person A, introducing new partner to family: And that's my brother! Hey, trans!
Yes it was a pun all along MWHAHAHAHAH
Time to put on the gender affirming spotify playlist and learn to do a push up! Fuck, I cannot tell if I'm excited or not
Wattpad crack: We're unrealistic and kinda cringe
Ao3 crack:
wow birds sure do have names! Here's some of society's favorites:
Cardinal
Blue jay
Hawk
Sparrow
Eagle
In comparison here are some of my favourite bird names:
Dickcissel
Tufted Titmouse
Wall creeper
Pyrrhuloxia
Emu
That last one is mostly a dedication to my friend @i-may-be-an-emu but emu is still a neat and silly name anyway so it works.
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Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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