The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton
The 4th of July approaches, Americans, you know what that means:
It’s time to play Fireworks or Gunshots: patriot edition
And for those of us in Florida, the very special:
Fireworks or Gunshots: Floridian Patriots Deluxe Edition
5 points for every correct fireworks guess; 10 points for every correct gunshot guess. Each incorrect guess is -5 points. Unconfirmed guesses will be decided by majority vote. If you are playing alone, a coin flip can be substituted for said vote. All points and deductions are doubled for the states where both are illegal
Feel free to post your scores and compare; anything is more fun when you share it with a bunch of strangers on the internet, or at least that’s what a stranger on the internet told me
Procrastinating be like
Add a sense of mystery to your RPG by not doing any game planning until 25 seconds before the first session.
Hey, trama + time = comedy
So this’ll probably be hilarious in like, 10 years
Salem the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Salem was sentenced by the Witch's Council to spend 100 years as a cat, as punishment for trying to take over the world.
And he’ll be dammed if he ain’t gonna be a sarcastic attention whore the entire time
I like the idea of witches familiars being monstrous beasts that witches have trapped in the bodies of small animals. They can no longer wreck havoc on villages for fun or whatever monsters do, so they just sit there being a convenient source of magical power and acting grumpy about it
I love this website so much just for the discriptions
Every day when I drive back from my college campus I see this sign that says “Bike Stripers” and every day I get super excited about the idea of seeing hot girls stripping on motercycles before I realize it’s an auto shop. Every day. My brain forgets every day that it’s an advertisement for the auto shop. Apparently I’ve got a thing for hot girls on motercycles. And apparently it causes my brain to short-circuit for a couple seconds.
Someone start a go fund me right now
Lost Girl feeds my lesbian soul
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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