One Of These Days, I Will Be Starting An Etsy Shop. Yes! Shroomie, The Crazy, ADHD Depresso Blogger,

IM ALSO LITERALLY AUBREY BUT I STILL DON’T LIKE HER. or at least blackspace her

my boyfriend has gotten me obsessed with omori

i kinda hate aubrey

basil is my favorite

what the fuck do you mean he's depressed and suicidal

no

*runs to ao3*

immediately sees the sunflower tag and proceeds to read all of the possible wiki on basil and sunny

i approve of this ship

now, if ao3 does its job correctly, they can be happy and alive, thank you omocat

kel my sunshine boy

my qpr told me that basil was depression and hero was bargaining

they're a liar

hero laid in his bed unable to get out for days bc he was sad

basil is literally just trying to be optimistic

also

basil is not a murderer

sunny *technically* is

they're sixteen and honestly i don't believe sunny meant to hurt mari

they panicked

im gonna let you sleep now

I'm A Weird Little Shit, Everyone.

Here is a list of my favorite ships. From ALL of the fandoms I'm in.

Genshin Impact

Albecrose

Kaeluc

Fischnett

Aeven

Zhongxiao (OTP)

Qingyun

Ninggbeidou

Kazuscara

Ittosara

Yaei

Ayathoma

Lumiyaka

Kavetham

Sethoscara (yes, I multiship)

Cynari

Clorinavia

Wriolette

Lionfish

Stardew Valley

Sebigail

Sebsam

Halex

My Hero Academia

Todosero

Katsudeku

Shinkami

Dabihawks

Togachako

Kamijiro

Tsukoyami

Miritama (OTP)

Kirimina

Erasermic

Nejiyuyu

Legend of Zelda

Sidlink (OTPPPP)

RevUrbosa (LEAVE ME ALONE THEY’RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER)

fuck idk I just like sidlink

I have no idea what fandoms I’m in at this point. A few random ships that I like: Stucky, KeefTam (Teefe?), Gojeto? Getojo? (idk the fuckin ship name), Ratiorine, Bootgenti/Argenthill, Mozeqiu or Feiqiu, idk. Also MioShun bc harukaze no étranger is OTP forever.

this has been my ted talk.

GUYS. MOOSEN.

Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.

Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?

When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.

It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”

What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.

This isn't an insult but you write like an AI

Maybe I just have adhd but

W h u t

I have no idea what this means

I see the words on the screen

But understanding has left my brain

What the hell

So I just watched Scott Pilgrim VS. The World. I’m rewatching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off right now. Here are some points I found.

in spto, Roxie is seen as more valid. In spvtw, Wallace is obviously gay and so are a bunch of other dudes (mostly because of Wallace but still). And there seems to be a lot of homophobia towards lesbians in general in spvtw. But spto fixes that. Good for you, Science Saru.

also, the movie is exploring Scott’s development as a character, while the anime is exploring Ramona’s character development.

in spvtw, Scott is obsessed with PAC-Man. In spto, he likes Sonic the Hedgehog. He’s autistic. Definitely. Love him.

This has been Shroomie’s PSA on Scott Pilgrim. :)

what the actual fuck is wrong with you

quite a few things, actually

Headcanon time!

So I'm on season three of MHA, and until three seconds ago, I thought Shota Aizawa had actually adopted Eri. Apparently he hasn't. *cries*

BUT...

What if Erasermic ACTUALLY decided to officially adopt Eri and Shinsou????

hizashi: We're having kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shinsou: umm ok?

Eri: ReaLlY?! WOw!

Aizawa, placing adoption papers in front of Eri and slamming them down in front of Shinsou: They're you, sign here.

Shinsou: Wha-

Oh neat thx

Not the day6 lol

Things abt SKZ

Recently, Lee Know and Hyunjin released SKZ-RECORDs, and both of them are depressing/love songs. I love them, they're amazing.

But it makes me wonder who they're about. Love Me or Leave Me sounds like a sad postscript for Want So Bad, which leads me to believe that, at least in theory, Lee Know is writing about Han. I mean, there's at least a bit of evidence for the MinSung theorists, so it's not off the table.

Long For You is quite in-sync with the feel of Hyunjin's other SKZ-RECORDs, and initially, doesn't feel too strange. But if you take into account the recent distance between him and Felix, you start to see a theoretical correlation.

I'm not going to say that I don't sail these two ships. I do, and I will support them no matter their relationship status.

Thx for indulging my thought process!

Smiles, Shroomie

INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY OCS!

Xian: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Aioru?

Aioru: … No…

Rhea: I do!

Xian: I know, Rhea.

Rhea: I’m sad!

Xian, exasperated: I know, Rhea.

Ano: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Aioru does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Rhea: If Aioru were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aioru jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryo: You jump off a cliff!

Rhea: Gladly. Provided Aioru did first.

Riane: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Aioru: …Mum, I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours…

Rhea: I got distracted about halfway through.

Xian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Niki: Hey, Xian? Can I get some dating advice?

Xian: Just because I’m with Aioru doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Hyiin: I don't know how he did it either.

Niki: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Rhea: The cow???

Aioru: …What…?

So'ren: Rhea, W H Y?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Xian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Aioru: ...I did… I broke it…

Xian: No. No you didn't. Rhea?

Rhea: Don't look at me. Look at So'ren.

So'ren: What?! I didn't break it.

Rhea: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

So'ren: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Rhea: Suspicious.

So'ren: No, it's not!

Niki: If it matters, probably not, but Hyiin was the last one to use it.

Hyiin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Niki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hyiin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Niki!

Aioru: …Guys… let's not fight… I broke it… Let me pay for it, Xian…

Xian: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

So'ren: Xian... Niki's been awfully quiet.

Niki: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Xian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Xian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Xian:

Xian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Rhea: My first car was a Saturn.

Niki: What make?

Rhea: Ummmm… I dunno… A Saturn Venus?

Niki: No, Rhee, those are just two planets.

*Reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

So'ren: Thanks fam!

Hyiin: oh no

Niki: *cries* I love you too

Rhea: Sounds fake but okay

Aioru: *A flustered mess*

Xian: Can i get a refund?

Ano: Neat!

Ryo: Cool! *turns to Ano* what's love??

Riane: I'm sorry, darling, but I'm married.

Ai'nliye: H-huh? Can you repeat that?

Riju: *Raises an eyebrow*

Rhea: Just be yourself.

Xian: 'Be myself'? Rhea, I have one day to win Aioru over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Niki: Two days.

Riju: Few weeks.

Xian: YOU'RE MY SISTER! WH-

So'ren: Six months.

Hyiin: Jury’s still out.

Ano and Ryo, simultaneously: Don't look at us.

Xian: See, Rhea?

Xian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Rhea: Are we really going to let Xian keep Aioru?

Niki: We kept Hyiin, and she's just a snarkier, scalier Aioru, so...

Security: Have you seen a person named 'Xian' around here?

Ano: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Aioru: …it looks fine to me…

Ryo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Rhea: OH, THe hOrroR!

Niki: *Screams*

Xian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Niki: *Screams louder out of pure fear*

Xian: *Screams louder with dragon voice*

Rhea: Should we do something?!

Hyiin, watching while sipping tea: No, I want to see who wins this.

Aioru: ...What the hell is going on...?!