The Different Rows In Concert Band

Cala Maria fanart

Instrument: flat

Me: *pushes in*

Instrument: sharp

Me: what do you want from me

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

Druid: Wait, if we hit a dude in the nuts they take force damage?

DM: Yep.

Fighter: Damn. I should have been kicking people more.

Warlock: An eldritch blast to the dick.

Banana?

Korinn-*places banana on alter*

Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”

Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”

Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”

Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”

Tolk- “There was a chest?!”

Pichu and charizard fusion

band director: alright, now i know that there's literal hail and tornados right now but we're still going outside to work the 3rd piece.