Latest Posts by therealstanfordpines - Page 7

haha sixer i beat your booooyyyyyfriiiiend (and coworker nerd guy)

I don't have a boyfriend. I have a husband. Which would be the "coworker nerd guy". What are you smoking?

Okay, okay. I know what happened. Stanley and the Pope were smoking weed together to celebrate Stanley's win (Stanley and the Pope are good friends), when Doofenshmirtz hit the Pope with the Haveastrokeinator 3000, which was the only invention in his entire history that worked exactly the way it was supposed to. It didn't even explode afterwards.

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

Okay class, say it with me. "Of course STANLEY would do that."

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

STANLEY KILLED POPE FRANCIS?!

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

I'M GREEN TOO

Of course Bill waits until AFTER Weed Day to make us green.

Oh dear Lord, she found the fingerless gloves.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

HOW’S IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT THE INNOCENT CROCHET TURTLE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IS GOING TO BE NAMED AFTER THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE BECAUSE OF ME

ALSO I’M PASSING ON THE MOSS. GET GREENED LOSER I’M TURNING YOU GREEN

First of all, the turtle isn't even mine. Second, why the fuck did you pass the moss onto me. I can't afford to be covered in moss!

He actually did do one, but I'm curious about your playlist now.

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!

I went sailing with my brother. Throw me into a portal.

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

As my niece so eloquently put it, "Get a room!"

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

Tea Errors - Jack Stauber's Micropop

Are You Satisfied? - Marina and the Diamonds

Two Birds - Regina Spektor

Dirty Devil Town - Cavetown and Mother Mother

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

Problems - Mother Mother

i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

No, I didn't make a playlist with all my husband and I's favorite songs, and I don't listen to it every second of every day.

@the-real-fastestthingalive if you're not still mad at me?

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!

Wow, Stanley. Glad to know you always have my back 😑

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Isn't he literally 3 feet tall!?

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Your lover is a freak. And I don't even think he'd be insulted by that!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

He started it by BEING weird!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

My phone isn't the issue, Tumblr is the issue! Unless that little blue freak is trying to hack my account again.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I didn't even start this! I was asking for assistance!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

How? Right now, I'm on a boat.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I'm weird? You can't even space or capitalize correctly.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I am not! He's the one being rude and hostile!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Aggressiveness is your go-to for being excited. Of course.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

... What? You have been so hostile. All day. What did I even do to you?

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

{A Void Dwelling Blob has appeared!}

Hello!

I hope you’re haven’t a lovely day!

I wish to ask,

Do you like cheese? If so, what’s your favorite type?

Good tidings, @the-void-blob

Ah, greetings, void-dweller! I do like cheese, as a matter of fact! I prefer one particular kind of cheese made from a species of alien Bovidae that is translucent, but has a neon green hue. I expected it to be radioactive, but as it turns out, it makes the consumer resistant to radiation! I never quite caught the name for it. The creature came from Dimension 73.

The residents of 73 are quite picky and choosy about who they share recipes with, so I was never taught how to replicate it. I can only describe the taste as the feeling of scraping your tongue.

stunkle

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

HEY GUYS! I'M MARRIED!!!!!! don't ask who I'm married to.

@the-real-fastestthingalive <3

I don't need to ask. You literally just told me. Is this @the-real-sonic-exe?

Anyways, good for you. You're finally allowed to come to the couple's dinner party hosted all across the multiverse in June. We still haven't figured out the exact date, or who's hosting it this year, but since you're no longer single, you and your spouse can come.

Let the dread set in.

YOU'RE ALIVEEE

.

Well kinda-?

WAIT NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. GO MESS WITH STAN NOT ME

Why would anyone call that number. Anyways, I'm glad you freaks got married. You deserve each other.

(Genuinely, I am happy for you!)

Do you like eating souls?

Do you wanna liberate dimensions?

Well, I've got you covered!

For just a human heart a day, I can liberate your dimension!

Note,

NO ONE WILL SURVIVE. IF YOU WANT ME TO SPARE SOMEONE, THAT'S AN EXTRA HUMAN EYEBALL.

Call or text 666-666-EXE for me to liberate your dimension!

That's 666-666-EXE, if you wanna copy it down!

D̸̢̮̫̰̥̗̘̱͉͙͙̺̫̏͒̅̌O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅ️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅ'T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝ T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️U̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝ T̶̢̧̨̝̺̺̿̑͆̀͋̎̅̓͘̕͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅ️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝

Anyway folks, have a nice day!

(You too, Rewrite)

OOH , THAT SOUNDS FUN ! EVERYONE CALL THAT NUMBER !