Latest Posts by therealstanfordpines - Page 6

Ok Paranormal Bottom, keep it clenched.

What. What the Hell does this mean. I am so confused.

Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's up?

You all think this is funny, don't you? If one more person calls me that, I am going to explode.

Paranormal Bottom ❌

Mundane Top ✅

I don't need to be nicknamed anything else. The name I go by is four letters long. And one syllable. What is so difficult about that?

And "Top" is debatable.

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

You should totally post your Stobotnik playlist too. Because. That would be cool.

Fine. But I didn't have time to organize this one. I still recommend shuffling.

Yooo! Paranormal Bottom! What's up?

You all think this is funny, don't you? If one more person calls me that, I am going to explode.

Still time to vote! Even if you don't care about Shadow's turtle getting a name, pushing buttons is fun!

Okay, the time has come to name Shadow's turtle. The decided upon gender was turtle.

On it.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

I made two more playlists, one for Stanley and I, and one for Dipper and Mabel. While making these, I realized that I do not know many upbeat songs. The depressing songs are mostly concentrated in the former. The latter has mostly songs that Mabel told me she and Dipper listen to.

@dipper-m-pines If you have any recommendations for songs, I will gladly add them, since Mabel was the only one who had a say.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

Of course! Metamorphosis and evolution isn't a one man job.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

I am going to try. I will document how successful or unsuccessful it was.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

Stanley. You could easily get there. It's one of the places we charted a course to when we were sailing. Don't try to lie.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Uh... I need you to talk to my human form a minute.

HEY B!TCH!

I FOUND YOU!!! Your ID number is 98013628, you're 64-65, and you've had sx with bill cipher before.

Now, are you gonna apologize for giving my boi crack, or do I need to threaten your family?

Sincerely, an overprotective human.

@the-real-sonic-exe

( @the-real-fastestthingalive back me up here)

I'm sure you think this is impressive, but 1. That is not even close to my ID number, and 2. I have never once done anything of the sort with Bill.

I don't have access to drugs. If anything, you should be blaming Stanley.

I didn't give him anything. Where is his proof?

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

I did no such thing! I can't even afford my own medication!

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

I made yet another drawing of Pyramid Steve! This time around, Mabel wanted to fill in the "negative space" around him. The lack of clear lines is due to us running out of black chalk.

Making your spouse worried sick. How considerate and loving of you.

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

Paranormal Bottom. Please do not call me this. Ever.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

The things I would do for him (murder, arson, vandalism, theft, breaking and entering, as many violations of the Geneva Convention as I can complete in one life time)

He is just a little guy. He doesn't even know how hard he slays. (Did I use that term right?)

and why’d they put him in such a cunty little outfit

hi yeah it's me, the previous anon, stanley. did you know every day can be weed day if you try hard enough? i do now, sixer! also i was talking about the heinz guy over there, who i beat in some random competition! something called "tumbling sexyman" or something like that. and i was talking about the silly triangle guy (who was a wash)! lastly, who's ur husband and why wasn't i invited to the wedding???

-💵 pines

Fiddleford is my husband. And you were invited, but you let Gompers eat the invitation because you thought it would give him the ability to speak. Or are you too high to remember that?

I don't have the expertise necessary to diagnose, but I wouldn't be surprised.

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

moss boy moss boy. Ugly little moss baby. die of fungus (/j)

I was going to reply with snark, but I noticed you were a Will Wood fan, and I have nothing bad to say about those people.

oh my gosh I love the color green. whoever greened you did amazing

An alternate version of Bill Cipher. Equally infuriating as the one from my universe, except this one has a ribbon or something.

Also, if you love the color green, I would suggest visiting Dimension 73. The cheese is green there.

whats your opinion on this

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.

He gave the Pope the whole "We're here for a good time, not a long time" speech and then convinced him to smoke weed.

qhat do you mean stan pines killed the pope

Just admit it, Stanley. You were smoking with the Pope to celebrate and caused him to have a heart attack.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH