Only Ones Im Accepting Now--an Aroace

She has absolutly commited a felony, her seagull/fox griffen self does not give a fuck.

language barrier

no >:3

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

Jack is despreatly trying to shut her up/cover her mouth, this results in him getting bitten.

Megatron: Soundwave! Why aren't guarding the human captives?!

Soundwave: ...

15 minutes ago~

Miko: and thats what makes someone a monsterfucker. With the whole faceless alien look you already could make numbers on tumblr, but then we add the tentacles-

Present time~

Soundwave, playing a MCR clip: *teenagers scare, the living SHIT out of me!*

I was wondering what the first Transformers .gif would be when I typed in “Soundwave”. No disappoint.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In the club

guilty as charged

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

I WILL bite people i like. that is a THREAT.

reblog to bite your mutuals

amen because where is the calm moonman. don't get me wrong, golden retriever sun is awesome. but where is big cat moon??

where are you guys on the side of tumblr that likes moon more what the heck

am i losing it? or am i surrounded by sun bias/sun centric content??

i swear my bias isn't moon cause i love both (all three if im including eclipse) equally, but also i feel like ive seen mostly sun lately

moon i miss you pookie when will you be back from the war

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