Whenever i see my textbook why do I think this is going to be a Tumblr meme????
This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.
Fuck me.
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Interviewer:- Tell me a little bits about yourself
Me:- 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
When u r drunk and try to say dude.
U can't even understand what I'm saying how u gonna write the finals - Teacher
Maximum overdrive.
Today I was going downhill a street and a crow's ass started laughin at me "hahaha u virgin ass" so I grabbed him and started fuckng him. After our crowy lovemaking he looked at me said " I am a guy dude" and I was startled. The crow laughing again said back to me "hahaha motherfucker u gay" .
So I am now fucking his crow wife.
How's ur night going fellas???
Girls girls the man stuck in the friendzone is gonna marry u later when u get tired of ur asshole boyfriends.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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