What If I Got A Tv Or Movie Script And Changed The Name To Make A Class 1-A Sitcom?

GUYS I MET THE SCREAMING JETS AHHHHHHH

Are they really your best friend if you haven't been accused of dating them?

Izuku: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Izuku: good night tree

Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see

Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.

*Later*

Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?

Yagi, walks around a corner:

Aizawa:*Scared grunt*

Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.

Yagi: he is

Aizawa: what?

Yagi: what?

Izuku: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Shouta: Can you keep a secret? Vigilnate Izuku: Do you know anything about my life? Shouta: No I do not. Good point.

I dont live in the USA but right now I want to do nothing more then wrap everyone who is going to lose their rights from this in a massive hug and just never let go. the world has watched this debate and as an Australian, I can say that everyone I know is standing by you. anyone who jokes about this can go fuck themselves. none of you deserved this, and my DMs are open to anyone who needs to talk.

Non-Americans who find themselves wanting to jokingly “weigh in” on what’s happening here in the United States…if you have anything other than good vibe or prayer or something other than “aRE GuyZ oKaY?!” to offer then shut the fuck up. This is real fucking shit.

Black people, people of color, queer people, trans people, women, immigrants, and pretty anyone who is not a white male are on the chopping block for the next four years if we don’t stay locked in and intervene at every attempt to silence and oppress these groups.

Real shit. So think about that when you decide to jokingly ask a question you already know the fucking answer to.

JL: we need more people to help fight the invasion

Bruce: say no more

Nightwing, sitting on a chair in the corner: *gasps* We'Re gEtinG ThE GaNg bAck ToGeThEr?!

Bruce: *knows what's about to happen*

*zeta tube starts*

Batfam + The cool aunts (harley and ivy): Hola, bitches

Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Vigilante Izuku:

Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.

VIGILANTE DEKU FIC POLL

hey guys im going to write another fic but i need an oppinion. it is a vigilante deku fic with dadzawa and papamic but i havent made up my mind about when i should introduce bakudeku.

snippet of the story:

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Before Izuku reclaimed Midoriya Izuku, he was known as:

“Spine.”

No first name. No alias. Just “Spine.”

Because:

He always came back broken but still standing

He had a habit of targeting those who crushed the powerless

And once? Just once? He ripped a trafficker’s quirk amplifier system from their back and left them alive.

The name stuck.

People whispered it like a curse.

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 (Chapter 3 Ending Tease):

“You let them feed you scraps,” the voice growled from the shadows. “You bleed for them, beg for them, but you forget what you are.” “I know exactly what I am,” Izuku snapped. “Then say it. Say what the world made you.” A pause. Rain. Blood. Footsteps. “Unforgiven.” (yeah. he’s back.)

okay guys i lowkey forgot about this and in a burst of mania, i wrote the whole fic. im trying to re-write a little so its more angsty but i've tagged the link to the fic below:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64797067