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This is a daily occurrence for them.
If I see any comments disagreeing with this I'm putting you on a watchlist and calling your mother.
"God, I'm always confused"
"So you're always in a state of confusion?"
"I mean what other states are there?"
"Arkansas"
incredibly elaborate bit me and @iclimbtreestofeelalive came up with while i was playing pokemon Y iii couldn't pick if i should put this on the art blog but whateverr hello if you scrolled down this far sorry for the long post okay i love you
Prompt #72
“Let’s not fight today, let’s chill.” The hero had said an hour ago, and the villain was puzzled. Baffled, more so. But they agreed to do exactly that.
Now they were sitting in the villain’s apartment, playing video games that the hero was great at for reasons the villain did not know. They were too shocked, their mouth agape.
How could the hero be good at physical combat and digital combat? “Is this what you meant by not fighting? This?” The villain scowled, raking a hand through their hair frustratedly. They kept loosing. Damn it.
“Was in the mood to show off a little.” The hero grinned, throwing them a thumbs up.
The villain groaned, taking deep breaths to calm themself. They took a sip of their drink. “One more round.”
The hero laughed. “You’ll still loose.”
“Shut up.” The villain grumbled, secretly enjoying the way the hero was teasing them.
Watch "I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE | The Quarry - Part 3" on YouTube
How it feels to be blocked by a scammer bot.
HE BLOCKED ME AFTERWARDS. I did not take it and I made another acc solely to spam. He bothers me, now I bother him.
(The link I just scratched through is an IP address tracker. I'm scamming the scammer back. He's located in Dallas City Hall, please go after him).
(I swear, there was this kid first year of secondary school that did drugs and he once tried to get my ip address (bc I annoyed him during arts) with that website but failed (fortunately). And I let my friend ask him for weed on whatsapp as a prank and he said she had to send a picture of herself with a note with the exact date of that day. He's so inspiring. I really shouldn't take inspo from him).
Not me being super gay for @f3ntime
(I'm tripping I shouldn't have drank coffee at 10PM)
They're my platonic partner now. Howdy partner, I know you're reading this. 🤠
I will say as an avid DnD player, getting two Nat 1’s is a valid reason for the DM to try to kill you as hard as they can. They had nobody to blame but themselves
I will be sending this to my friends every Thursday from now on
You can't live without me. I'm your food, your oxygen, the one who holds the whole concept of 'living' in the palm of my leaves… So consider to stfu yourself, or I'll make you.
Sincerely,
~🫐 Anon.
Every part of my fruity being is offended by these comments. @f3ntime
you should probably
(Kidding! You're fun! I don't want you to die…)
Every part of my fruity being is offended by these comments. @f3ntime
you should probably
(Kidding! You're fun! I don't want you to die…)
Guess what exists people?
This proves how much more of a lost cause you are, teddykisser17…
last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u
(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)
tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx
and whoever the fuck sees this
I welcome you into the Teddy cult
I GOT THE PASSAGE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ombra to SF:
(it didn't fit wholly)
And the best for last:
I drew a line here bc I knew I could go a bit overboard…
@ombrathefurry @soggythecereal @blue-bird251
I get this dopamine spurt every time I see this one. 😩🖐
we all know they couldn't refuse
who can say no to these little things 💙💙
