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Sometimes I log on to tumblr just to look at this because it makes me happy
On a road trip so here's a wobbly doodle of Hiccup beaming over his first child.
Do yall think Camicazi is adopted or do u think Big Boobied Bertha is her bio mum??
Sobbing because I spent so much time and effort being hyperfixated on how to train your dragon and the audiobooks are what led to my downfall into my new doctor who hyperfix
I didn't like it it just felt anticlimatic. It was a great book don't get me wrong but it's not as good as the other ones
this might be a stupid question but why does everyone hate book 5?
Genuinely have no idea, so this is an open invitation to everyone who feels like they can add to the discussion to please do so in the reblogs and replies of this post
Nothing to say, i just love this picture
I listened to the httyd audiobooks too much and now my thoughts either sound like Fishlegs, Hiccup, Camicazi or just straight up Dsvid Tennant
I just found out yesterday that the httyd audiobooks are free on youtube and I'm already on book 4
@howtopostanaudiobook on YouTube (they also have the 1st 2 books of the wizards of once)
This is perfect. This is beautiful. I like this a lot.
some hiccups ft. his dragons<3
Valka and snotlout would have such a cute familial relationship if dreamworks didn’t suck
Hiccup has dad-brain and needs to cycle through a series of names before getting his kids' names right and eventually he just gives up, especially when he's flustered.
Example of him calling Zephyr when she's causing trouble: "Nuffink! Toothless! Ruff-! Snot-! You! Goblin child! Come here please, thank you. I said *no* biting!"
I'm going feral
someone explain to me why he's like this
"How do I look??"
"I don't know I can't see 😭"
I have a request for when you wake up if that's okay!! What about Hiccup wearing glasses and being a little embarrassed and sheepish about it?? 🥹 (not a modern au unless u want to ofc, but if u want we can just pretend glasses existed then LOL)
And maybe Astrid trying on his glasses?? 🥹
THE ULTIMATE SILLIES
TYSM FOR THIS I LOVE THIS IDEAAA
modern things in the httyd universe is such a funny thing im keepin it goin
One of the things I live about tumblr is that uts literally amazing for all my fandom needs. Like, you could have the rarest hyperfixation ever and there will be an entire community for it on tumblr filled with fanart, fanfics, rambles, info dumps, theories and memes. I love tumblr.
In httyd book 2 we know that Hiccup is 11 because he is no longer 10 but he hasn't turned 12 yet. But in the beginning it says that he's had Toothless for years as in plural which means it's been more than 1 which implies that Hiccup is due to turn 12. Bit since his birthday is in February that means that the events from book 2-5 all happened all within January. So within the span of a month Hiccup almost died to a monstrous strangulator, got kidnapped by Romans, almost died of vorpentitis and surfed down an erupting volcano on a dragon.
This actually did happen to me a little over a week ago
Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.
Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?
Hiccup: Gods no.
he has no energy and two very insistent boyfriends
On a road trip so here's a wobbly doodle of Hiccup beaming over his first child.
I told my sister about this and she got mad at me because he's ugly but like, that's the best part 🤷
Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup
Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.
Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.
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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*
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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?
Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?
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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.
Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.
Fishlegs: FUCK!
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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?
Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.
Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?
Fishlegs: oh lord help me.
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Camicazi: I'll bite you.
Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.
Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.
Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.
Hiccup: *gives her his card*
Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.
*Texting*
Hiccup : Dad, there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Hiccup: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Hiccup: Dad
Hiccup: Dad
Stoick: Your dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth
Modern au hiccup
hiccup horrendous "gaslight" the third back in his cage looking at alvin like the man didn't dump him in a tree an hour ago
"be nice!" Hiccup says to Toothless in Dragonese.
Yet another reason to hate the hidden world
In the second movie Valka had eyebags and wrinkles. In the third she looked like a Victoria's secret model
THATS NOT THE SAME PERSON
Something I 100% believe in is that Camicazi is a mamas girl and Big Boobied Bertha supports Camicazi's every decision as long as it doesn't put her in danger.
Camicazi wants to dye her hair? Bertha's driving to night owl and buying hairdye.
Camicazi wants to paint her walls? Bertha's already got colour swatches.