Iron Man - Blog Posts

Я просто хочу, чтоб мои дети были счастливы! Марвел, хватит с них страданий...пожалуйста

Endgame.

Happy Halloween! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (reference - art Dance Macabre)

Song :3

I planned to post this on Valentine’s Day... Mission Failed :D Anyway, I congratulate all of you)

Hail Stony

Everyone bow your heads and thank Marvel for providing us with this meal

I feel like something not a lot of people consider when talking about Captain America civil war is that both sides were wrong and right in a way. That's what I feel like, but I can also understand the Captain america sides and the Tony stark sides

I shouldn’t be alive... unless it was for a reason.

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY, TONY STARK!!!! (MAY 29TH, 1970)

Already/only day 9...I've impressed myself. I thought I would try my hand at The Super Husbands. I dunno, it's not as bad as I thought, but....I should try drawing them again in the future.

Tony : *Seeing Stephen wearing nice clothes*

Tony smiling : I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person ?

Stephen :

Stephen : I forgot to ask you, didn't I ?

Tony :

Tony bursting out laughing : You sure did! Give me 5 minutes and I'm yours!

Pepper : Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Rhodey : It was Tony.

Happy : Boss broke it.

Jarvis : Sir did it.

Tony :

Tony : ...yOU PROMISED-

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

Tony : You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Pepper : Actually, Tony, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Tony : Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Rogers.

Tony : Bro-

Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.

Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.

Pepper : Yeah I am.

Tony, at Friday : You're my child.

Friday : Yes boss.

Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.

Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?

Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.

Rhodey : Naturally.

Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!

Harley : Fuck you.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

Pepper : Tony annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Christine : But, there is nothing special about tomorrow?

Pepper : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Stephen : Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Pepper...

Tony : As you should be.

Stephen : No, for real, she's kind of-

Tony : As. You. Should. Be.

Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?

Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.

Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Stephen :

Stephen : I like you.

Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?

Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.

Tony :

Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-

Rhodey : We all know what you meant.

Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?

Stephen : Rumor?

Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?

Christine : where are you going??

Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!

If Peter parker was really a trainee

Peter : Here you go, Mr. Stark, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Tony : It's cold.

Peter : A nice cup of coffee.

Tony : It's horrible.

Peter : Cup of coffee.

Tony : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Peter : C U P.

way to break your old man’s heart kids ;)

I don’t care what you’ve done in your life. I don’t care how many peace prizes you’ve won or how many people you nailed. I don’t care if you’ve won emmys, oscars, or globes. Nothing you have done or will do can compare to the Corgi Avengers.