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Fake screenshots of my mineta x Uraraka FanKid

Mineta x Uraraka FanKid.... She doesn't have a name, she's just a strange little creature... (I am cringe, but I am FREE)

after a quirk awakening, Pop off became able to cause anything it sticks against to float into the air with zero gravity :P

Illustration of today’s events

Trying my hand at some MHA Pokémon teams

So before I start I did put some though into the choices, so some of them are tied to personality, design, or simply because I think they'd like them.

I did put some self inflicted rules in.

Firstly all of they are unevolved, bar one who we'll get into.

And Secondly I have capped the number that the students can have to Three (I did do Aizawa and All Might with Four and Six Respectively, but adults and all that)

So going down the list in Dorm Order (Only List I had access to for the order)

Starting with.

Mineta

Bonsly- Mainly down to the design looking a hell of a lot like him, the short round body with the spheres on the head and a slight penchant for crying makes the little guy a pretty good pick.

Midoriya

Eevee- Seems really self explanatory little adaptable ball of floof with a big smile on it's face perfect for Izuku, and a popular pick.

Magikarp- Shiny and a gift from All Might, again a popular pick as it really is just his mindset as a Pokémon, based on the interpretation from Aresia Mark.

Deino- Seems like a bit of a weird pick but trust me it works, Deino's whole thing is constantly hurting itself trying to find it's way, sound like someone? Plus upon evolving which takes some time, it become quite potent with the multiple heads perhaps being reference to the Visages, and the fight back against Darkness? But hazy on that last one.

Aoyama

Furfou- The immediate logical pick don't think I need to explain why the fabulous French boy would have the Kalosian epitome of style, in this case he has his styled in the Light Blue Star style.

Snivy- Now this one has some ideas to it, firstly Snivy's design is meant to represent royalty specifically pulling from French, so they fit Yuga to a T, and it being a Snake would allude to his later betrayal, being a Snake.

Tokoyami

Riolu- Right out the gate we have the Protagonist Pokémon, in terms of design and lore the idea of Aura could prove an interesting contrast with Dark Shadow, plus the aloof and powerful nature of Lucario later down the line works perfectly with Fumi.

Taillow- Yep couldn't not get a bird reference here, and Taillow feels a better pick than Murcrow or Rookidee, bringing in the Samurai idea that Tokoyami has going on, plus having a flying Pokémon would help him keep up with Hawks (Who would totally have a Talonflame)

Applin- Yep this is really just in reference to his love of apples, but it could also be reference to the massive almost dragon like power held by Dark Shadow, I'd imagen that it would become a Hydrapple.

Koda

Pidove- Makes sense he uses Pigeons a lot in his tactics so this guy seemed perfect for this situation.

Rogenrola- Rocky aesthetic with the speaker look, seems super self explanatory.

Tandemaus- Again good vibes, should have gone with a Rabbit but felt that little mice would work nicely with Koda.

Jiro

Noibat- Of course we had to have the little bat on the team, as it feels better than Wismur, granted not a bad Pokémon by any means, (I used it for my playthrough of Emerald) but Noibat has the aesthetic down pat, and Noivern would be a killer ace, and it seems to be a rather popular pick for her as well.

Fenniken- Seems a bit of an odd choice but honestly I could see them playing a role similar to Serena's from XY, giving her the confidence to preform, also just a warm little guy, could be interchangeable with Scorbunny, but the Badass Magician vibe would work well with her.

Kaminari

Yamper- Yes Pikachu is a popular pick given his whole nickname, but honestly I was inspired by @birdbrainzx's choice of Yamper and Electrike, and Yamper is a better personality fit for Denki in any case.

Electrike- I feel that he would like the personality and strengths of this wolf like Pokémon, plus he could learn from it's ability to use electrical pulses to boost it's speed, having just read the Magnetic Attraction Fic the idea of Galvanic Style is still fresh in my mind so that would be pretty cool to incorporate.

Ida

Piplup- Come on, you know the little Penguin fella would try to imitate the class rep, flapping it's little flippers and trying to order the others about, plus let him have a emotional support little guy.

Varrom- You know I had to give him the engine Pokémon, that much was obvious, maybe a gift from his Brother? Honestly either could be and it would work out fine, as I like picking some with possible story telling devices.

Ojiro

Tyroge- I wanted to give him something big but I felt that a Tyroge was a good, smaller but well rounded Pokémon to give him, if I had to guess it would probably become a Hitmonlee.

Aipom- Yep, I had to, it's just right okay, he's like the one Aipom from Dogs in Love who does pull ups with his trainer, so it just felt right.

Hagekure

Helioptile- Yep Flashing lights, he also a little Lizard guy, what's not to love.

Carbink- Their a reflective diamond pretty little dude, yeah Toru's team is rather basic I think their Pokémon she likes rather than any big thematic reasons I say then picking.

Ducklett- Way out of left field with this one but it is really meant to be a sort of meta joke that being invisible she's rather well unassuming then you get the reveal that she is extraordinarily pretty, hence Swanna, also a mon that doesn't get much use so I included it here for some variety.

Shoji

Doduo- Now it was actually really hard to pick Pokémon for Shoji at first but his Pokémon are simple, like Doduo, one of his early friends back from when he lived in his Village, plus the two headed design works well with him

Shuckle- Again a simple Pokémon but one that works well with Shoji's aesthetic, a bigger Pokémon that likes helping the others, making sure they don't hurt each other too much.

Urakaka

Clafairy- Not Cleffa, now this either down to the amount of affection shown to the Pokémon when it was young so it's the most developed mon in the class, plus the space vibes and colours fit perfectly.

Meowth- This one is the Galarian, showcasing her tougher personality, still has Pay Day, but the tougher body and access to a good variety of moves and Purrserkers rage can be similar to the focus that she uses when fighting.

Kirishima

Rockruff- Of course he would have one, like Kukui, he would let his attack him, plus Eijiro just has the disposition for raising one, plus the little entry about them sensing when their trainer is down is rather cute and I think his would be rather in tune with him, totally Midnight Form when it evolves.

Bagon- He would absolutely be into the idea of Bagon's dream to fly and try to pump the little guy up at every opportunity, help them build up strength and try to fly, plus you can't deny that Red Riot pulling up on a Dragon wouldn't be awesome.

Bakugou

Cyndaquil- Again an idea from Aresia Mark, I adore the idea of this little meek Pokémon partnered with the hot tempered Katsuki, plus I like to think that they help out around the Kitchen, he also treasures that little one, being a Pokémon he caught with his Dad.

Ashido

Goomy- You can't convince me she wouldn't have this squishy little guy, a fierce little Dragon Blob that she's helping achieve the strength it dreams of.

Shellos- The West Sea form specifically, colour coordinating, would probably act like Starfires pet Silky, lazing about, but getting into wild adventures.

Yaoyorozu

Ralts- Perfect pick right of the bat the elegance and physic power would be a big plus for her, she'd show them the upmost kindness and care.

Flabebe- Blue to match the flowers in her Dorm which were picked for them, Florges is noted as for keeping gardens so I wouldn't doubt that the line would be a common sight around the grounds of the Yaoyorzu estate, and blue even more so, as they are stated to be highly valuable, and added bonus is what one will do when angered, as it's stated to fire Artillery like beams of light, so perfect for the Canon loving hero.

Sinistea- We included Applin with Fumi, so it makes sense that I'm include the troublesome teacup, perhaps it possessed a teacup in her house, and she found it so funny that they became friends, it's very particular, plus as well as the tea reference it's an object mon, so it simply works with Momo.

Sato

Teddiursa- Quite simply it loves honey, and becomes a strong beast of a Pokémon, in Ursaring, fits in with Sato just fine, as does.

Swirlix- Would I really need to explain the connection here, simply put a good choice.

Todoroki

Frigibax- Of course he'd have a pseudo legendary in his party, but it's ability is really where it's a perfect mon, as with Thermal Exchange it converts heat to energy, in this case boosting attack power, so they've been helping with the training of Shoto's firepower.

Litleo- I like the idea that whilst Shoto wasn't ready to accept his fathers power as such he didn't get the Litten that Endeavor planned to give him instead being given a Litleo, either from Rei or more likely Fuyumi, as it's more normal, with a very wild move pool, he doesn't hate the little guy, but wasn't to thrilled.

Sero

Treecko- The little lizard dude, I mean kinda a weed joke in there I guess, but I think it works, a mon that can keep up with the king of swing, plus it fits the pretty chill vibe that he brings to the table.

Sneasel- He's a little mischievous guy that matches his vibe and colours, what's more to want. Sero's are really just ones that I believe he would think are cool.

Asui

Sobble- Ha you fool you though it would be a Frookie! But no it's the sad water lizard, I think Tsu's confident nature could really help them overcome their frightened state.

Bounsweet- Not really sure but It fits her, and it's nice having a little ball of energy to contrast to Sobble.

Shinsou

Rowlet- I actually had a bit of trouble with him, but I though a little owl friend would suite him, if he was given the choice he'd pick the dapper little guy.

Elgyem- Pretty self explanatory, it messes with the opponents mind, plus again pretty dapper.

Now I would add the teams I built for Aizawa and All Might but it has taken me at least four hours to write this and I'd like to scroll this site, so leave your opinions on my choices, as I feel I got them down pretty well, maybe I'll do charts for their moves, stats and natures, but I'd have to get a bit better at drawing for that to happen.

Some person: Bangs are a sign of a mental breakdown ya know

Aizawa: *looks at him self* Not suprised I'm to tired for this shit.*Remembers he has students with bangs* Wait.... *looks at Class A seating chart*

Aizawa: Aww Shit

In locker rooms after training

Deku: (looks in the mirror) *sighs* I'm so short

Mineta: *coughs*

Deku: (looks down)

Mineta:........

Deku:.........

Since some of y'all are have mommy issues, I shall present my little toktoker stepping on a roach.

Incorrect Quote #3

Half is generated by @scatterpatter

X: One censored word.

*Recovery Girl's helping Deku out after he gets injured, while the others are watching*

Denki: How’s Deku look?

Tokoyami: A little better than you, actually.

Denki: What do you mean, I didn’t get hurt?

Bakugou: He’s calling you ugly, dumbass!

Denki: Well at least I’m not Mineta!

BNHA AU Minoru Mineta

Howdy my name is Minoru Mineta

But my friends call me Menita or GJ for short of my hero name Grabe Juice 🧃

I am a better version of Mineta

Since the original Mineta is a huge perverts while I’m not.

The story line of my universe is pretty different from the original timeline.

Go ahead and ask me any question that you guys have.

Information:

Name: Minoru Mineta

Nickname: Menita/GJ

Age: 15

Quirk: PopOff

Menita Quirk allows him to create ball-shaped objects

from his head that can stick to the objects they touch.

The balls are also edible to eat like real grapes or just turn them into juice or jelly,So basically any food that has grapes 🍇 in them, he’s the only one who can eat his own balls, but if he purposely let someone else eat it they can only if he let them.

FavoriteFood:

• Kyocho Grape Jelly

• Jelly Sparkling Grape

• Grape Pudding

• Taro Boba Tea

• Grape Dorayaki

• Grape Hi Chew

• Grape Ice Cream

• Grape Mochi

Personality:

Minoru mind frequently trails off to random thoughts even in situations involving completely unrelated matters. When an opportunity to help his classmates out arises, Minoru becomes very determined to take it, although this often leads to painful results sometimes. Minoru's interest in fixing society is one of his motivations to become a hero, alongside general popularity. He is quite unashamed of those traits, openly admitting them out loud.

Minoru can be very hypocritical, criticizing to others for misunderstanding situation sometimes but after he realized on what he did wrong he apologies Immediately.

Minoru is also one who always speaks his mind, even when it comes off as harsh and insulting due to his comments being more on the cynical side.

Minoru easily freaks out in moments of great stress or fear, acting in an impulsive way in his head but in the outside he looks really calm and serious, But when the situation does not look favourable he abusing his Quirk carefully and Recklessly, to the point of hurting himself in the process while winning depending on situations.

Minoru is kinda confident in his fighting Ability and may attempt to flee in highly disadvantageous situations, but because of his stubbornness and hard training he did he will stand his ground to help people out of the best of his abilities depending on the situation.

Menita is shown to be surprisingly intelligent, able to score very high on tests, and being in the top half of Class 1-A's grades, despite being considered a slacker by the majority of the class. Additionally, he is quite capable of coming up with creative and competent strategies in order to achieve victory, pushing through his own flaws when the need arises.

SHOTO TODOROKI HEADCANON

In which a villain from the LoV who has a quirk that gives him the ability to enter other people’s dreams and manipulate them possesses Shouto’s S/O.

PAIRING: Shouto x female reader

GENRE: drama? i have no idea so i’ll stick with drama

INSPO: control by Halsey

WARNINGS: none i’m aware of?

any info you should know beforehand: i’ve made up a villain lol 😃

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it was around 3 AM,everyone was already asleep,Shouto included.

until he was awoken due to a scream.

it sounded familiar,he wasted no time and went outside to see where the petrifying noise is coming from.

the sound lead him to a dorm room... yours.

other classmates were already standing in front of the door,all looking terrified.

confusion took over him as he wondered what was everyone looking at.

he pushed his way to the front and the sight caught him off guard

it was you ,,,with your head in your knees,pushed against a wall.

if it weren’t such a peculiar situation he’d almost give you a soft look

you wore a white nightgown and white quarter socks with ruffles ,,,with messy hair,you looked like a porcelain doll.

you stopped screaming but continued to mutter words he couldn’t quite phrase.

“what’s happening to her???” kirishima and mina questioned in unison.

“i think she’s having a nightmare,” Yaoyorozu assumed. “aren’t we supposed to wake her up?”

before anyone could approach ,you started saying something alongside “what do you want from me?!”

“we have to wake her up come on.” Kirishima stated and slowly moved towards you,but then you got on your knees and continued to speak words that can only be analysed as utter nonsense.

“WHY ME?!” “cuz you,my darling,are weak! the league finds you an easy target.” You smirked for a second before making a frightened expression.

at those words everyone froze.

“guys wasn’t some villain from the League identified as a dream invader or something?” Tsu shakingly questioned and Shouto thought back and realised she’s right.

“what are we supposed to do then? maybe the villain can manipulate her into attacking us.” Tokoyami asked.

suddenly Midoriya’s leadership took over. “Uraraka,contact Aizawa Sensei and explain him the situation.” Ochaco muttered “YES!” and charged outside. “Kirishima,Todoroki and I will try to get close to her,the rest,stick here for backup in case she attacks.”

“please stop you’re scaring me.” tears started strolling down her face but she still continued,with a different attitude this time. “you should be scared of me...”

“it seems like she’s resisting.” Shouto presumed.

He raced ahead of Kirishima and Midorya,he grabbed your shoulders and tried to shake you awake.

It seems like it has worked because as soon as he established contact you looked like electricity shot through your body and u opened your eyes fully.

“is he gone- what did he- what?!”

“hey,hey its okay...” Deku chimed softly.

before anyone could say another word,mr Aizawa came rushing in. “students go to bed,I will handle this.”

“But sir-“ Shoto tried to protest (which wasn’t like him at all,but you were involved) which resulted in him being cut off by Aizawa. “ go to bed Todoroki,we’ll discuss this with the class in the morning.”

everyone silently made their way to their respective rooms. shouto was honestly worried sick and couldn’t sleep that night. not only was he worried about you,he also couldn’t help but wonder if the League will attack soon. his guess was that Aizawa interrogated you about any information that could be helpful.

in the morning ,,, when he got ready for class, you weren’t there.

mr Aizawa entered the classroom and said,quite nonchalantly “,alright we have a lot to cover today so I just wanna talk about last night and get it out in the open right away...” everyone tensed at his words. “miss Y/L/N went to release an official statement,the one she confessed to me last night. she will be back for your next class with Present Mic. the Leage of Villains situation is still unclear and we will try to restrict our students in order to protect them in any way we can,wait for further guidelines which will be released some time this afternoon. also keep in mind there is a possibility the school will close until further notice... of course that might not be the case but dont be surprised if it happens. this year is exceptionally difficult for our students due to many villain attacks but...try to think positively.”his words cut the class like a knife.

the silence was erupted by a wave of protest

aizawa silenced them and continued with the daily school activities.

soon enough the door opened revealing you.

shouto’s mood dramatically changed,although an outsider couldn’t see that.

he almost smiled seeing you,you didn’t wear your casual clothing you wear around the dorms,nor the normal school uniform,you wore a black blaser,black pants and a tie.

he assumed you tried to dress professionally since you gave an authorised statement but you just looked cute in the attire.

soon enough worry overtook him again.

you took a sit on his left in the back row.

everyone came to you and started asking questions about everything.

besides a very vivid picture of the nightmare,and everything you learned about the League’s plans ,you couldn’t say much more than what Aizawa already announced.

after class started, Shouto finally got to talk to you alone and just said “i’m really glad you’re okay. i was worried sick.”

YOUR HEART DID A GYMNASTICS ROUTINE

“uh... thank you Sho. it means a lot that you care.” your tone was ,,,sad?

“what if he uses you again though ? you can’t let him... he might... he might hurt you.” this is the most empathy he had physically portrayed since he was a child. he knows he can be distant sometimes but,it doesn’t mean he doesn’t care ,,,just doesn’t know how to express it.

“we don’t know what are his abilities but I need to try and get information out of him...” you looked exhausted saying that.

“why did he choose you though?” as soon as he said it,regret consumed his mind because he remembered what you said when you were unconscious.

“i assume they consider me weak ,,,an easy target?” you pouted at that, a habit he noticed and honestly found endearing.

“you are not weak...would a weak person get themselves into the same dangerous situation just for the well-being of the ones around them???”

“I don’t know Sho,I’ll try my best and maybe it creates an impact.”

“it has to.”

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MASTERLIST

Mineta is a necessary evil. 

I'd like to imagine that one of the 1-A kids (probably Sero or Kaminari tbh) has a vine account that slowly got more noticed when they got into UA. This is mainly because people are interested to see what UA is really like, but also because class 1-A is the most eccentric and insane bunch of kids that have ever graced it's halls. After they get recognised with the Sports Fesival and the Kamino Ward fiasco however, the account is one of the most popular and quotable ones online. Some of the most popular vibes include: - A prank done after they moved into the dorms, where Jirou was enlisted to break into Iida's dorm room (because hey, Jirou may have always wanted to be a hero, but she's learnt some neat tricks over the years) so that all of Iida's things could be moved a few centimetres to the left, and his highly organised schooling system and bookcase rearranged. The rest of the vine is a compilation of Iida becoming exponentially more frustrated as he rams into things, and ends with him weeping exaggerated tears as he pulls out books to fix his system. - Just a minute compilation of all the times Bakugou took naps around the dorm, often in odd positions, with random objects stacked on his head. Giggling can be heard in the background in all parts, and the video ends when Bakugou wakes up to a hand trying to balance a full cup of water on his head - the video cuts off to screams and explosions. - There's a highly liked video of Mineta, stripped naked except a diaper with the words "Shitty Baby" scrawled in marker on his ass, crying while he's crucified with Sero's tape above the school entrance. - A short clip opens with a zoom in of Kaminari's derp face, right before it zooms out to show the class collected on the training grounds. Suddenly Uraraka slaps Kaminari on the arm while Ashido simultaneously yells "This bitch empty, YEET" before launching Kaminari across the school grounds as Iida screams in wordless outrage in the background. - A shaky and slow zoom in of Kirishima gradually nodding of in class. The zooming pauses for a moment with Kirishima's shoulders and head filling the screen, allowing everyone to see the drool pooling on his desk from his snoring mouth. Suddenly Aizawa's scarf wraps around his neck and slams his face into the desk to wake him up. - Opening with a close up of Todoroki's phone messages to Midoriya, with the last one at 1:03am simply saying: "I'm fine, just a little sad I guess." It suddenly cuts to the window to Todoroki's room, with only a second of silence before a glowing and pyjama-clad Midoriya slams into the glass via Full Cowl, his smooshed mouth barely allowing him to mumble "I'm here!" against the glass. - Another instance of Midoriya using Full Cowl, only this time it's a bewildered Ojiro saying to the camera "I just messaged the group chat to ask if anyone had milk. Then this kid," he steps out of the frame to zoom into Midoriya casually pouring milk into a bowl of cereal at Ojiro's desk while also giving a thumbs up, "fucking climbs through my window at 3 in the morning to give me it. Insane." - A short clip that's just cut-shots of Kirishima and Tetsutestu screaming "BRO" at each other while working out. - Clearly stealthy taken video of Yaomomo absently pulling paper chains in the shape of flowers from her wrist at lunch, before the camera zooms into the pile already growing on the floor. - Just like those college videos of kids sleeping at random places on campus around finals, only it's Aizawa in his sleeping bag as several kids whisper "what the fuck" as they do shit like open the supply closet to let his limp form suddenly fall out onto the floor, still asleep. - Compilation of Kaminari saying "it's lit" with sparks between his fingers, and usually groaning heard in the background. "What up, I'm jared. I'm 19. And I never fucking learnt how to read" is being muttered in decent English by Shouji as he zooms in on Sero standing up from his desk and stuttering in Present Mics class.

How do we never talk about the fact that Mineta was Mt Lady's intern? We all knew that Mineta really wanted to intern under Mt Lady cause he's a perverted little dickhead, and that it wasn't what he expected due to that short clip of him vacuuming her room, but why would Mt Lady take on a student like Mineta who barely stood out in the Sports Festival? Why did she not turn him down when she realised his perverted nature? I'd like to think she took one look at his application to intern under her, remembered that one loser of a kid in the festival who deviated between being a coward and making goes at the girls, and just thought; 'I'm gonna ruin this kids life.' And so Mineta goes to intern under her, thinking it's going to be a constant montage of sexy close-ups and flirting, and instead he gets absoluTE HELL. While she's known for her laid back, almost lazy personality, Mt Lady didn't get those thick thighs that could crush a mans skull when she's NORMAL size for nothing. She puts Mineta through hell training that makes him long for Aizawa's gentle touch, and backs it up by lounging in front of him afterwards like she hasn't broken a sweet while he performs tasks he's always thought to be 'the women's job'. Every chance she gets, she flips the kids' misogynistic view of the world, and laughs gleefully as he cries and wails in response. They go out in patrol and Mineta expects to stand behind Mt Lady and get glorious shots of her ass. Wrong! Mineta is too busy using his quirk to keep the structure of falling buildings stable, a job he's always thought supporting sidekicks performed (always females to him, as of course men would be out there fighting!), and by the time he's done Mt Lady has already crushed the villains single-handily. No sexy shots for him. I know a lot of people like to label Mt Lady with incredibly derogatory and sexual characterisations due to her interactions with the media, but I'd like to think that Mt Lady knows the stigma still prevalent against women in tight suits fighting 'a mans job', and performs her job as a satire of this misogynistic portrayal. She hams it up in front of cameras because she's new and that's the only way to get sponsors, but also so she has enough publicity when she's big that her fight for feminism reaches a wider audience and has FAR more impact. She's a clever and powerful woman, she's just keeping those aspects under the radar for now until they're at their most useful in impacting social stigma. (Mineta learnt to fear Mt Lady, but unfortunately she was never able to change his misogynistic and perverted nature, clearly. So instead she makes sure that any internship or sidekick gig he tries to get with other female heroes always ends up with a fellow feminist, who beats both his ass and shitty ideals until they finally break and enters pro-hero industry as an avid feminist and great friend to a bunch of women who see him as their greatest piece of feminist work).

Class-A? More like Class-Gay (I'm sorry this is so long)

Izuku: This poor boy is so head over heels for boys and girls it's almost ridiculous. To him it's terrifying to talk to girls cause they're just so...,,,.nice? So sweet and pretty and it's so intimidating to look them in the eyes when they smile like that!! He has it easier with boys as the few friends he had when he was younger were guys, and thus he at least knows how to kind of talk to them. But guys are just so cool??? They are so strong and leave him flabbergasted and flustered every time they say something nice to him. Just save this bi boy before he has a heart attack. Uraraka: Hell yeah this girl will date any gender. She has a preference for girls as they're adorable and she loves holding soft hands and playing with long hair, but she also loves m a n l y s t u f f. She love them all and she loves that she does. Iida: The boy isn't too interested in relationships in all truth. He has some people that he has crushes on, but in truth while he may find girls and boys attractive, he's pretty sure he's asexual and is perfectly happy with that. It doesn't mean he doesn't want a relationship, but he has no desire to engage in intimate physical stuff. Todoroki: This boy is..,..,.so gay?? Like the thought of females rarely crosses his mind he's that gay. He never really questioned his preferences due to his repressing childhood, but he may or may not have a gay awakening at some point (I don't make the rules but Izuku fucking shook Todoroki to his core and the boy was so impressed by this intense and crazy boy that he just went......'oh no he's too hot') Bakugou: He will deny liking anyone. He fucking hates people why would ever have a crush that's dumb you're dumb. But seriously this boy is demi as hell because it takes a lot of effort for him to even tolerate a person, and that's only partially because he has no feelings except anger in general. Good luck with this one if he ever does like you. Kirishima: Only the MANLIEST of men can like both genders. Honestly everyone had him penned as gay as anything because of how much he rants about loving manly things, but he does like girls, they're so soft but so strong to him, but he just prefers guys. Cause. You know. They're so MANLY. Kaminari: This smooth criminal is pan and will crack every joke under the sun just to remind you. He's more lowkey about being poly, but he just has so much love that it can't be contained to just one person according to him. People are just so cool and hot and he loves so many people God give this boy some love. Ashido: She comes off straight when you first meet her due to her insistent flirting, but that's just her personality. She, in fact, loves girls. Would die for girls. They're amazing and she's so in love. Sero: He is the token heterosexual of his friend group he swears. He deals with so much gay on his life and he's just happy to sit there and be straight as fuck. Let him rest please. Tsuyu: She gay. A happy gay frog. She loves all types of girls and she will tell anyone who listens straight up. She's so gay please love the smol gay frog. Jirou: Honestly prefers girls, but she's been known to date some guys here and there. Honesty announced her presence in each room with "here, queer and ready to leer" with the most deadpan face. Momo: If you can get it out of the shy lass she'll tell you that she loves girls, but she's still uncertain as to what extend that love is. Thinks she might be on the ace spectrum. Still questioning the sweet girl. Kouda: The good boy is aromantic. He's happy with his friendships and desires nothing more. Aoyama: He's the flamboyant gay and proud of it. Could you not tell by looking at him? Ojiro: A calm heterosexual in a sea of crazy gay. Happily hetero. Hagakure: Another heterosexual who delights in the chaotic gayness of her classmates. Tries to set everyone up and thrives on the drama. Shouji: Real quiet when comes to talks about sexuality, but eventually reveals his demisexuality directed only to boys. He's not a huge fusser of sexuality honestly. Tokoyami: A gay birb. He loves the boys. Strong boys especially. He so loves boys. Satou: Yet another heterosexual who shakes his head at the crazy gay shenanigans around him. He supports his friends tho and loves to help set them up with their preferred gender. Mineta: His crusty ass is straight how could you not know this by now???

praying that mineta goes cishet in the bnha spanish translation