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the fact that chappell roans good luck babe blew up because of a Maxley edit will never not be legendary and so fricking funny, I love chappell roan🫶🫶🫶 and thank you maxley for being the catalyst to her winning a grammy last night (this is obv a joke and her hard work is obv thr reason shes won and is here but its still funny)
SPYxFAMILY: a spy and an assasin play house with a telepathic brat as their daughter. pet: a big dog that can see into the future 😴😴😴
Buddy Daddies: a (work) couple of hired killers take charge of the little girl whose father they killed. pet: "i cant' have a cat, but you can have a kid?" 🤨🤨🤨
REIGEN spinoff: a twink conman and his employee, an ex-terrorist with psychic powers, deal with an unwanted teenager who ends up getting into their exorcist business. pet: one evil spirit 🤯🤯🤯
After seeing many comparisons between SxF and BD, this is my conclusion lol
As a single person who cares about being good in school: Fuck you /j
(I SEARCHED FOR THIS POST JUST TO SAY THIS)
i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you
Been super dead cause A. Exams B. Exams and C. I read the entirety of Jojolion and just started the Jojolands and I tell you this as someone who dislikes most of Joshu as a character:
I am so sad that Joshu was not the owner of the diamond, I know it was a joke theory but still. It would have been so funny. Like imagine if we saw fucking JOSHU HIGASHIKATA as a functioning grown adult, extra points if he had some off screen character development. Hilarious.
Over The Garden Wall where nothing is different except Wirt is wearing a sick pair of Nike Dunks
Proof that they like each other 🙄
"Buy the rumor - sell the news"
Suffered lethal injuries and survived ✅
Fallen from ridiculous heights and survived ✅
Faced off creatures WAY MORE POWERFUL and somehow didn't die ✅
Lowkey crazy ✅
Dead kid ✅
Detective ✅
Insane but oddly cunty antagonist ✅
Definitely queer, but the writers neither confirm nor deny ✅
Arthur Lester = Batman
yes girl you're so coquette nymphette sofia coppola girl interrupted lizzy grant aka lana del rey lolita esoteric doll angel core please don't kill yourself
foreplay is someone putting a gun to my head and shooting my brains out
I'm just gonna leave this here, happy pride
If I ask my future partner “You’re like the Achilles to my Patroclus” and they say “weren’t they just friends?” I will leave them on the spot.
If someone had told me Helen Richardson had a cameo in Moana 2, I would've watched that movie in theater
The designers didn’t even try to hide it
Putting that spiral there was definitely a tma reference
Spoilers for book 7
I loved the new chapters but I was really thrown off when Lilia and Baúl kept making out like pop off?? They kept doing it every chapter get a room you two be gay serve your country but damn 😭
Challenge type: Difficult
Find a relationship written by Sarah J Mass that’s not between a girl in her 20’s and a man older than dirt
Soooo when's that Mr. H pen arriving......
Of course Mr. H is magic, he can make people disappear!
like ur wallet
So… I’m not saying I made it happen, but the Duolingo owl was killed off pretty quickly after I posted this XD
Duolingo is the ancient of language, and makes their form look deceptively cute so it can indulge in its obsession to teach its domain to other humans
It’s just a random thought prompt, but DCxDP where Danny is talking to one of the other bats/heros
hero: phone goes off, them groaning “I downloaded this stupid app so I could learn (insert language) for a mission, but it won’t shut up with the reminders
Danny: glances up from where he was chilling out and talking “why not just delete it?”
Hero: “I’ve tried, but the stupid owl app won’t go away”
Danny and the bats freeze, turning to the hero in horror: “do the damn lesson”
Hero: blinking “why, it’s not like the stupid bird can actually do anything.”
Danny: hisses “dude, shut up! Duo is a powerful eldritch horror, he’ll kill you!”
John Constantine: walking in the room and spitting out his drink “why in the bloody hell are you even mentioning that blokes name?!”
Danny: points at hero “he downloaded their app and is refusing to do their daily lessons!”
John: stares in horror before nopeing out “you bastards are on your own!”
Danny: grabbing the bats and opening a portal to the cave “nope, we out, I’ve dealt with enough nightmare to know a fight I can’t win when I see one”
Hero: left standing alone, glancing at his phone as it vibrates again with a notification “well… shoot”
Fantasy concept: a world in which dinosaurs survived and coexist with humans, but only some of the smaller ones
they’re mostly harmless to people (although some of the more predatory ones might occasionally eat a small pet) so people feed them and keep them as pets
Some of them are smarter than dogs and cats and can use simple tools
People tend to underestimate the commitment it takes to have a pet dinosaur
In cities you sometimes find them scavenging roadkill and eating out of dumpsters
Dinosaur meat is very much a thing, you can get dinosaur nuggets at the grocery store made with actual dinosaur
There are also some traditions that use them as working animals for hunting, kinda like hunting dogs
There are a lot of dinosaur enthusiasts who go looking for dinosaurs and keep track of the species they’ve seen as a hobby
Anybody living somewhere other than a big city probably wakes up to dinosaur calls in the morning
In temperate areas you get big migrations with the changing seasons, a draw for the dinosaur enthusiasts
Like any other wildlife, at least some species can be a nuisance, people might like seeing dinosaurs roaming around their suburban neighborhood until they start pooping on everything and nesting in the garage
But they help keep the descendants of those giant Carboniferous bugs from getting out of hand
It’s always
“Chase ‘n actor!!” “Chase ‘n Damien!!”
What about chase’n those bitches
Me watching people ship sydluca
If you pigeon fanciers like Columbo, then can they help find a murder? There's these crows, you see and - well, I don't know where they are.
𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞
A pigeon-fancier.
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As you surely know by now...
ah yes, (another) incest couple of the server /j
trick or treat! 🦴🎃🎃
Trick! Have a tiny picture of my cubito and his girlfriend
