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I love following @the-haiku-bot. Like it absolutely destroys my feed, I see so much random garbage I have no interest in. I end up scrolling through an entire chain of like 6 different reblogs, and the whole time I’m just wondering like, “why is this on my feed, why are people arguing about irrigation in Texas or whatever the fuck, how did this get to my dash?”

Then I get to the very end and haiku bot is there just like:

Texas is not like

a whole separate country

you fucking moron

And I’m like oh :) hello old friend :) bringing me the daily news i see :)

Apparently doctors are allowed to just

“Hey I’d like to become a patient here”

“Cool we’re excepting new patients gimme your records”

“Okay here”

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmm….. actually we don’t like you go away”

“Wait what? But you said you were accepting new—“

“Mmmmm yeah we’re accepting new patients, just not you :)”

“But you’re covered by my insurance, and you said—“

“Bye bye :) shoo :) no doctor for you :)”

WIP baybeeee

Yet again stuck in the pattern of

Works out to help my fatigue -> experiences joint pain because I was too rough -> takes a day to rest because of my joint pain -> experiences fatigue because I haven’t been working out -> works out to help my fatigue -> becomes the chronically ill equivalent of Sisyphus, trapped in a self inflicted loop of being tired and achey all the time

I NEED A NAME FOR THEM THROW NAMES AT ME, HIT ME WITH YOUR NAMES

Hi I love her

She’s from Punch Punch Forever

GO WATCH IT👏

Me: I mean I just told you I have a family history of autoimmune disorders and joint problems, don’t you think we should at least look into—

Dr: You know what else you have a family history of?

Me: …………….dude I swear to god—

Dr:

💖💕Mental Illness💕💖

Me: Yeah so I’ve been having horrible joint pain, muscle weakness, and fatigue for the past several years that’s worsened dramatically in the last 2 months.

Dr: Hmmm…. Fatigue, you say? Do you happen to have any…… mental health issues??

Me: …..I mean I have an anxiety disorder, but I really doubt that—

Dr: That’s the reason, that’s why you’re fatigued. It is your ✨mental illness✨

Me: Okay but I’ve had anxiety since I was a kid and the fatigue is a recent issue, so—

Dr: So sorry to hear about how ✨MENTALLY ILL✨ you are and how it is causing literally ALL of your health issues😢☹️

Me: But my anxiety is way better than it used to be, plus like I said I’m having joint pain as well I really don’t see how that could be caused by—

Dr:

✨💫Mentally Ill✨💫

@wearewatcher I am begging y’all, please put the puppet history soundtrack on Spotify. There are so many certified bangers from that series.

I know but stretching is BOOOORING /j

Yet again stuck in the pattern of

Works out to help my fatigue -> experiences joint pain because I was too rough -> takes a day to rest because of my joint pain -> experiences fatigue because I haven’t been working out -> works out to help my fatigue -> becomes the chronically ill equivalent of Sisyphus, trapped in a self inflicted loop of being tired and achey all the time

The duality of “I should get up and move around, it’ll help with my pain” vs. “I can’t move at all, I’m in too much pain”

Like yeah, if you struggle with chronic pain you should try exercise, because it probably will help. But in order for exercise to even be an option, you have to be in an at least semi-manageable amount of pain to begin with.