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If i get one I'm doing that lol

WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO WRITE “NEVER FORGET MOTHER’S DAY” ON A FREAKING CARLOS POSTER WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THAT?????

I fixed it :)

WELP. TAKING A TRIP TO PARIS. BYE

LOOK WHAT I SAW IN DISNEY STORE IN PARIS I CRIED TEARS OF JOY LORD HELP ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (they don’t have ANY merch in Singapore)

The Signs As: Cliché Character Archtypes

ARIES: Meat-headed jock, dating the cheerleader (sagittarius)

TAURUS: the Mary fuckin Sue

GEMINI: THE CHOSEN OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNE (see leo)

CANCER: Knight in shining armor (see scorpio)

LEO: both of the lovers in the token love triangle, fighting for the love of the chosen one (gemini)

VIRGO: Mysteriously quiet boy who never talks but ends up knowing a lot more than you'd think

LIBRA: the dead parents.

SCORPIO: princess in distress (see cancer)

SAGITTARIUS: bitchy cheerleader. always wearing uniform during school and for some reason carries pom poms

CAPRICORN: hero with the fatal flaw of hubris

AQUARIUS: Nerd who's suddenly sexy once glasses are removed and different clothing is acquired

PISCES: villain who says, "we're not so different, you and i" and spends just enough time explaining their evil plan for our beloved hero to escape

when the signs start to crush on someone

aries: haha fuck

taurus: this isn’t so ba — jk make it stop pls

gemini: pls god why me

cancer: again???

leo: this would almost be nice if I wasn’t having heart palpitations rn

virgo: lol no

libra: oh shit :))))) 

scorpio: can I sleep this one out

sagittarius: but they’re so lame tho

capricorn: @heart: can u not

aquarius: what is this I didn’t call for this

pisces: …maybe I’m just hungry??

*I’m aware that this isn’t an original idea, I just wanted to make my own post about it lmao*

What the fuck

The Signs Secrets

Aries: They are only angry at you because they care about you. They just want to make sure you are making the right choices.

Taurus: They have trust issues. They wanted to trust you, but you broke it.

Gemini: They have emotions. They just don’t know how to express them.

Cancer: They crave validation. They just want to make sure they aren’t a waste of space.

Leo: They feel left out. They feel as if no one wants to be with them.

Virgo: They want help. They can’t do everything by themselves, even if they think they can.

Libra: They are tired of being walked on. They want to take charge of themselves are the situation around them.

Scorpio: They feel used. They feel like they are being taken advantage of by everyone.

Sagittarius: They are afraid of commitment. They feel that they aren’t good enough for you.

Capricorn: They feel lonely. They feel as if they are by themselves to wallow in their misery.

Aquarius: They feel different from everyone else. They don’t think they fit in with everyone else.

Pisces: They become infatuated. They become in love with the idea of love.

love yourself

“if you like the way you look that much, you should go and love yourself”: LEO, cancer, virgo, aquarius, pisces, libra

“if you think that i’ve been holding onto something you should go and fuck yourself”: aries, taurus, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

тαυяυѕ ιѕ му fανσяιтє ѕσиg σf αℓℓ тιмє..? ѕιgи мє υρ

the signs as Christmas songs

Aries: Mele Kalikimaka Taurus: All I Want For Christmas Is You Gemini: Baby, It’s Cold Outside Cancer: Mistletoe Leo: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Virgo: Feliz Navidad Libra: Last Christmas Scorpio: Let it Snow Sagittarius: It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year Capricorn: Santa Tell Me Aquarius: Jingle Bell Rock Pisces: Silent Night

Signs on Christmas Eve

Aries: lighting the fire (no Santa this year)

Taurus: trying to steal santas cookies

Gemini: breaking off icicles

Cancer: helping to bake

Leo: one word- mistletoe

Virgo: singing carols

Libra: puts out milk and cookies

Scorpio: texting everyone Christmas memes

Sagittarius: screaming and staying up too late

Capricorn: last minute baking

Aquarius: trying to sleep through till Christmas

Pisces: puts carrots out for the reindeers

the signs as 2015 memes

aries// - hoe don’t do it - JOHN CENA

taurus// - miss universe - *smudged writing on hand*

gemini// - why you always lyin’ - the dress

cancer// - Pepe the frog - Rickroll meme

leo// - bitch where? - IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

virgo// - breadsticks - Miranda and Purranda

libra// - what are those? - you’ve heard of x now get ready for y

scorpio// - Netflix and Chill - good shit

sagittarius// - poot lovato - Miley, what’s good?

capricorn// - not ALL men - Taylor Swift copyright

aquarius// - brain: you gotta - i didn’t get no sleep because of y'all

pisces// - left shark - okay… that sounds fake but okay….

The Signs as 2015 Memes

Aries: fIGHT ME, I'm always a slut for Doritos

Taurus: Back To The Future, Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams, Tubbs the cat

Gemini: //looks as smudged writing, Charlie Charlie

Cancer: Miley what's good?, Cheeky nandos

Leo: Inappropriate Song Auditions, Advertisement frame

Virgo: Sure Jan, Hoe don't do it, Why you always lyin'

Libra: Breaksticks Meme, Quit telling everyone I'm dead

Scorpio: The Dress, jUST DO IT, Donald Trump

Sagittarius: John Cena, Hi welcome to chilis, Coppy & Tumblr ExecutiveSuite 2016

Capricorn: Mmm whatcha say, Uptown Funk, I didn't get no sleep 'cause of y'all

Aquarius: Netflix and Chill, Let's McFreakin' lose it

Pisces: Left Shark, Sonic for Real Justic, Paul Blart

@purpleglp1010 Cookie dough 😏😏😏😏

Relatable Crush Quote #9

Creating nicknames for your crush that only you and your friends know.

*covers 80% of my face in a photo* “I look so good here”

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

Actual Jaylos wedding

Dude: *patters down the isle with a basket of chocolate peanut butter cups*

Carlos: *looks up at Jay* I'm so nervous babe...

Jay: So am I...

Chad: Dearly bruhloved, we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

Evie: what the fUcK

I can't agree more

parents don’t realize how much they fuck their kids self esteem up just with simple shit like not paying attention when they speak, or telling them to stop being goofy. like let your kid be them. everybody already gon give em a hard time, why they gotta get that from they parents?

me: [bursts into your house at 2 am] WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CARLOS DE VIL

for a show about middle schoolers, girl meets world sure does have a really mean fandom

NEVER LET THIS DIE

Year In Review: The Signs as 2015 Memes

Aries: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all

Taurus: Shoving breadsticks into purse

Gemini: Winking Rihanna ;)

Cancer: Why you always lyinn

Leo: What ARE THOOOOSE

Virgo: Taylor Swift copyright

Libra: Aesthetic Posts

Scorpio: Too hot, hot damn

Sagittarius: Hey Miley, what's good?

Capricorn: Hoe don't do it

Aquarius: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Pisces: Netflix & Chill

ADVICE FOR THE SIGNS, FROM THE SIGNS

ARIES:

I wish the signs knew that all we just want someone who can deal with us and love us for us. -Aries

I wish you knew you matter… You’re always here for everyone but you don’t let others help them because you think they don’t matter as much… You pretend you’re fine and happy when you’re hurting deep down; please let me help you.  -Leo

I wish you would learn to love yourself like you love others. -Aquarius

TAURUS:

I wish you would stop caring what other people think about you and focus on yourself. -Gemini

I wish you gave people closure. -Leo

I wish you knew how to trust and be more open minded. You made me feel safe and we shared a lot of laughs together. I miss you. -Libra

GEMINI:

It’s okay to admit you’re hurt sometimes, you don’t have to move on from everything so quickly. -Taurus

Please take things slowly, and don’t forget to enjoy the finer things in life. Remember to take care of yourself and don’t push yourself too hard! -Libra

Stop asking me if i wanna “420 blaze it hahaha” I’m so afraid my mom will find out -Aquarius

CANCER:

I wish you could see how much you’re loved. -Leo

I want you to know that you were enough and I really did love you. -Libra

I wish you wouldn’t withdraw and hide when you feel like things are getting too hard. You’re empathetic, so you know how much it hurts. I wish you knew how to stand and fight for what you love. -Pisces

LEO:

Stop trying to please everybody else before yourself, worry about your own well-being sometimes! -Taurus

You are a beautiful, arrogant son of a bitch. but I really want you to let your walls down a little. I know the arrogance is a puffed up facade, I know you’re insecure. but I’m not running. Tell me about yourself- your TRUE self. -Virgo

I wish you were more humble and less arrogant. -Sagittarius

VIRGO:

I wish you learned to realize when some subjects are better left unsaid. -Gemini

I wish you would learn to stop being so emotionally empty. -Leo

I hope you know that it’s okay to let go of someone who’s left you. It’s okay to miss them, but it’s okay to move on as well. -Libra

LIBRA:

I wish you knew how much your words can hurt. -Taurus

I wish you would give yourself more credit. -Leo

Get ur shit together its ok to be selfish sometimes dammit. -Sincerely a Libra

SCORPIO:

I wish you would realise that not everyone that cares about you is pretending or doing so to get something out of it themselves. -Taurus

I wish you would realize you can’t control other people, and that being forgiving is not a weakness. -Cancer

I wish you would learn how to communicate your feelings and desires. - Virgo

SAGITTARIUS:

I wish you weren’t so scared of commitment. -Virgo

I wish you knew (or cared) about how rude you can be sometimes. -Aquarius

I wish you were less cocky and more respectful. -Pisces

CAPRICORN:

There are people that care about you, it’s alright to open up; please don’t let yourself go through all this alone. I love you and I wish you’d let me into that beautiful mind of yours. -Aries

Grey areas exist, not everything is right or wrong and not everybody sees things the same way as you or is affected by things the same way. -Taurus

I wish you weren’t so stubborn geez. -Sagittarius

AQUARIUS:

Please stop being so excited over christmas. i love u and i know it’s comin up soon, i’m excited too. but hoe, i’ve been pickin candy canes off ur d*ck since june and i’m all christmassed out. -Gemini

I wish you wouldn’t beat yourselves up all the time and that trying is enough.         -Sagittarius

I wish we would learn to accept our own feelings and not be scared of them.   -Aquarius

PISCES:

I wish you stopped bottling things up and let someone else help you. -Cancer

I wish you would stop being so sensitive. -Leo

I wish you wouldn’t let people walk over you so much. -Scorpio

I LOVE THIS

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

Everyone who Reblogs by Halloween will get a spooky drawing based on their blog.

What can I say I like art, blogs and drawing spooky shit.

I'm afraid of being a fraud now so I'm dancing while writing this

bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

Reblog if you're a benlos shipper!

Let’s see how many of us are out there! Ben x Carlos forever 💜

the signs as chandler bing one liners

Aries: i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love

Taurus: nice camouflage. for a minute i almost didn’t see you

Gemini: pants, like shorts, but longer

Cancer: i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day

Leo: i’m not great at the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Virgo: tell him to email me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com

Libra: you know, i think i don’t care

Scorpio: hi i’m chandler, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable

Sagittarius: oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest

Capricorn: i took the quiz and it turns out i do put career before men

Aquarius: why yes ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia

Pisces: step away from the duck