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Dan and Phil: :)
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The Signs: Cuteness level
Aries: 89%
Taurus: 67%
Gemini: 276%
Cancer: 101%
Leo: 80%
Virgo: 77%
Libra: 200%
Scorpio: 38%
Sagittarius: 99.2%
Capricorn: cheeky nandos
Aquarius: 666%
Pisces: 55%
Did I mention these are transparent?
Send in your zodiac confession here
Did I mention these are transparent?
Send in your zodiac confession here
Did I mention these are transparent?
Send in your zodiac confession here
Did I mention these are transparent?
Send in your zodiac confession here
Did I mention these are transparent?
Send in your zodiac confession here
Did I mention these are transparent?
Send in your zodiac confession here
Sasstrology Special: Which Pop Culture Characters Have Your Zodiac Sign?
At some point in everyone’s life they have watched a movie, book, or TV show. And there are certain ones that stand out to us as our favorites. In whatever book, movie or show is your favorite, you most likely have a favorite character that you feel a connection to. Have you ever wondered if you have the same personality as these characters, possibly even the same zodiac sign? If you have ever thought this to yourself, it’s time to find out what characters match the characteristics and personality traits of your zodiac sign from TV shows, books and movies such as The Breakfast Club, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Avengers, various Disney movies and many more.
Source: http://www.utimesonline.com/features/2014/03/31/3004/
Aries(March 21-April 19):
Tony Stark/Iron Man from “The Avengers”
Traits of Aries that Tony has: impulsive, independent, workaholic, social
Jasmine from “Aladdin” Traits of Aries that Jasmine has: rebellious, clever, independent, feisty
Romeo Montague from “Romeo and Juliet” Traits of Aries that Romeo has: impulsive, rebellious, social, romantic
Angelica Pickles from “The Rugrats” Traits of Aries that Angelica has: bossy, social, feisty, charismatic
Eddy from “Ed, Edd, N Eddy” Traits of Aries that Eddy has: social, bossy, prone to anger, impulsive
Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” Traits of Aries that Lois has: independent, romantic, clever, assertive
Taurus (April 20-May 20):
Belle from “Beauty and the Beast”
Traits of Taurus that Belle has: book-smart, stubborn, forgiving, family-oriented
Sheldon Cooper from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Taurus that Sheldon has: book-smart, independent, clean-freak, stubborn
Katniss Everdeen from “The Hunger Games” Traits of Taurus that Katniss has: stubborn, clever, nurturing, family-oriented
Sam Winchester from “Supernatural” Traits of Taurus that Sam has: book-smart, independent, emotional, clever
Tinker Bell from “Peter Pan” Traits of Taurus that Tinker Bell has: clever, energetic, stubborn, jealous
Jack Dawson from “Titanic” Traits of Taurus that Jack has: romantic, emotional, hardworking, stubborn
Gemini (May 21-June 20):
Peter Pan from “Peter Pan”
Traits of Gemini that Peter has: child-like, adventurous, friendly, flirtatious
Rapunzel from “Tangled” Traits of Gemini that Rapunzel has: child-like, multitasker, friendly, curious
Pippin Took from “The Lord of the Rings” Traits of Gemini that Pippin has: playful, curious, adventurous, helpful
Lumpy Space Princess from “Adventure Time” Traits of Gemini that LPS has: immature, talkative, friendly, expressive
The Eleventh Doctor from “Doctor Who” Traits of Gemini that Eleven has: child-like, friendly, talkative, curious
Moria O’Hara from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Gemini that Moria has: friendly, helpful, wise, confident
Cancer (June 21-July 22):
Wendy Darling from “Peter Pan”
Traits of Cancer that Wendy has: nurturing, imaginative, compassionate, emotional
Brian Johnson from “The Breakfast Club” Traits of Cancer that Brian has: book-smart, emotional, shy, follows the rules
Juliet Capulet from “Romeo and Juliet” Traits of Cancer that Juliet has: romantic, emotional, level-headed, impulsive
Leonard Hofstadter from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Cancer that Leonard has: nerdy, shy, emotional, friendly
Daenerys Targaryn from “The Game of Thrones” Traits of Cancer that Daenerys has: compassionate, nurturing, assertive, kind
John Watson from “Sherlock” Traits of Cancer that Watson has: level-headed, book-smart, friendly, shy
Leo (July 23-Aug 22):
Thor from “The Avengers”
Traits of Leo that Thor has: courageous, chivalrous, honorable, humorous
Mulan from “Mulan” Traits of Leo that Mulan has: brave, honorable, humorous, generous
Harry Potter from “Harry Potter” Traits of Leo that Harry has: brave, adventurous, honorable, quick-witted
Madison Montgomery from “American Horror Story: Coven” Traits of Leo that Madison has: ambitious, power-hungry, seductive, self-absorbed
Simba from “The Lion King” Traits of Leo that Simba has: brave, generous, charismatic, adventurous
Robin Sherbatsky from “How I Met Your Mother” Traits of Leo that Robin has: workaholic, charismatic, ambitious, brave
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22):
Cinderella from “Cinderella”
Traits of Virgo that Cinderella has: hardworking, kind, assertive, animal-lover
Frodo Baggins from “The Lord of the Rings” Traits of Virgo that Frodo has: loyal, family-oriented, kind, courageous
Hermione Granger from “Harry Potter” Traits of Virgo that Hermione has: studious, book-smart, courageous, neurotic
Dexter from “Dexter’s Laboratory” Traits of Virgo that Dexter has: book-smart, workaholic, analytical, neurotic
Bella Swan from “Twilight” Traits of Virgo that Bella has: independent, analytical, neurotic, family-oriented
Adrian Monk from “Monk” Traits of Virgo that Adrian has: neurotic, particular, analytical, workaholic
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22):
Aladdin from “Aladdin”
Traits of Libra that Aladdin has: daring, romantic, friendly, fair
Anna from “Frozen” Traits of Libra that Anna has: bubbly, romantic, optimistic, quirky
Scott Pilgrim from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Traits of Libra that Scott has: awkward, romantic, quirky, friendly
Hazel Lancaster from “The Fault in Our Stars” Traits of Libra that Hazel has: awkward, shy, social, intelligent
Winnie the Pooh from “The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh” Traits of Libra that Pooh has: friendly, social, appreciative, optimistic
Rory Gilmore from “Gilmore Girls” Traits of Libra that Rory has: intelligent, friendly, shy, awkward
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21):
Pocahontas from “Pocahontas”
Traits of Scorpio that Pocahontas has: passionate, ambitious, observant, reserved
Stewie Griffin from “Family Guy” Traits of Scorpio that Stewie has: sarcastic, intelligent, composed, humorous
Helga Pataki from “Hey Arnold” Traits of Scorpio that Helga has: passionate, obsessive, intense, secretive
Ben Harmon from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Scorpio that Ben has: emotional, intense, secretive, resentful
Molly Wesley from “Harry Potter” Traits of Scorpio that Molly has: fiery, emotional, determined, magnetic
Angel from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Traits of Scorpio that Angel has: resentful, emotional, secretive, passional
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21):
Jesse Katsopolis from “Full House”
Traits of Sagittarius that Jesse has: independent, talented, humorous, charismatic
Merida from “Brave” Traits of Sagittarius that Merida has: independent, rebellious, adventurous, talented
Robin Hood from “Robin Hood” Traits of Sagittarius that Robin has: adventurous, rebellious, humanitarian, social
Lorelai Gilmore from “Gilmore Girls” Traits of Sagittarius that Lorelai has: social, humorous, friendly, optimistic
Charlie Harper from “Two and a Half Men” Traits of Sagittarius that Charlie has: eccentric, party-animal, independent, talented
Penny from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Sagittarius that Penny has: talented, optimistic, social, humorous
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19):
Buffy Summers from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”
Traits of Capricorn that Buffy has: family-oriented, brave, workaholic, ambitious
Sherlock Holmes from “Sherlock” Traits of Capricorn that Sherlock has: cynical, reserved, quick-witted, book-smart
Elsa from “Frozen” Traits of Capricorn that Elsa has: hides emotions, family-oriented, extravagant, neurotic
Charlie Kelmeckis from “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” Traits of Capricorn that Charlie has: book-smart, family-oriented, neurotic, reserved
Ramona Flowers from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Traits of Capricorn that Ramona has: reserved, independent, passive, rebellious
Peeta Mellark from “The Hunger Games” Traits of Capricorn that Peeta has: workaholic, family-oriented, brave, reserved
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18):
John Bender from “The Breakfast Club”
Traits of Aquarius that Bender has: rebellious, stubborn, independent, pretentious
Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” Traits of Aquarius that Ariel has: rebellious, curious, stubborn, adventurous
Dean Winchester from “Supernatural” Traits of Aquarius that Dean has: humanitarian, stubborn, detached, adventurous
Phoebe Buffay from “Friends” Traits of Aquarius that Phoebe has: eccentric, creative, humanitarian, unique
Augustus Waters from “The Fault in Our Stars” Traits of Aquarius that Augustus has: caring, adventurous, rebellious, stubborn
Violet Harmon from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Aquarius that Violet has: independent, rebellious, music loving, quick-witted
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20):
Alice from “Alice in Wonderland”
Traits of Pisces that Alice has: daydream-y, imaginative, shy, curious
Willy Wonka from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” Traits of Pisces that Wonka has: imaginative, eccentric, wise, friendly
Katara from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” Traits of Pisces that Katara has: nurturing, helpful, quiet, hopeful
Ron Weasley from “Harry Potter” Traits of Pisces that Ron has: awkward, compassionate, sensitive, selfless
Willow Rosenberg from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Traits of Pisces that Willow has: escapist, wise, sensitive, quiet
Quasimodo from “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” Traits of Pisces that Quasi has: quiet, artistic, imaginative, sensitive
the signs working in starbucks
aries: I love my job I get to see so many new people and it's just terrific man you know *accidentally drops drink* gODDAMN F#€@%+€&!!!
taurus: hey guys you ok? looks like you need some extra help? lmao sorry I'm done for the day SMELL YA LATER
gemini: hey sweet cheeks wanna buy me a drink after work I get off at 4 ;) ;) ;)
cancer: hi!! how are you?? that's good!! haha oh right what do you want to order?
leo: adding a shot of caffeine in there you really look like you need it know what I mean lmao
virgo: AIGHT WE GOT FOUTRY THREE SECONDS TO MAKE A VENTI VANILLA LATTE LETS GO TEAM
libra: hey hey hey you want a what? a latte? well imma put an extra shot of syrup because you're SWEET HAHA GET IT
scorpio: can we please serve these people asap so I can go home I'm watching avengers tonight
sagittarius: *the one guy who makes really intense eye contact with all the customers*
capricorn: whoa I really like your shirt!! is that *band*?? omg I LOVE them we should hang out some time hmu man hmu
aquarius: yo the stars say you should get a venti cappuccino today
instead of a small u feel
pisces: uhhhhh wait sorry can you repeat the order please?
THE SIGNS AND THEIR INNOCENCE LEVELS
Seems innocent, but isn’t innocent: Taurus; Gemini; Cancer; Sagittarius; Libra
Seems innocent and is innocent: Virgo; Capricorn; Aquarius; Pisces
Don’t seem innocent and isn’t innocent: Leo; Scorpio
Don’t seem innocent, but is innocent: Aries
The signs as inspirational life mottos
aries: fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.
taurus: I just don't want to look back and think "I could have eaten that".
gemini: don't do meth, do math. it'll fuck you up twice as much.
cancer: never put off til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel.
leo: don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.
virgo: why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 1000.
libra: everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.
scorpio: why wrestle your demons when you can use them to kill your enemies.
sagittarius: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be.
capricorn: sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal.
aquarius: maturity is like a light switch. you only turn it on when needed.
pisces: today i will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case i will eat a cookie.
The signs with a crush
Days dreams about them constantly: taurus, cancer, pisces
Openly flirts: aries, gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius
Observes from afar: virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
the signs working in starbucks
aries: I love my job I get to see so many new people and it's just terrific man you know *accidentally drops drink* gODDAMN F#€@%+€&!!!
taurus: hey guys you ok? looks like you need some extra help? lmao sorry I'm done for the day SMELL YA LATER
gemini: hey sweet cheeks wanna buy me a drink after work I get off at 4 ;) ;) ;)
cancer: hi!! how are you?? that's good!! haha oh right what do you want to order?
leo: adding a shot of caffeine in there you really look like you need it know what I mean lmao
virgo: AIGHT WE GOT FOUTRY THREE SECONDS TO MAKE A VENTI VANILLA LATTE LETS GO TEAM
libra: hey hey hey you want a what? a latte? well imma put an extra shot of syrup because you're SWEET HAHA GET IT
scorpio: can we please serve these people asap so I can go home I'm watching avengers tonight
sagittarius: *the one guy who makes really intense eye contact with all the customers*
capricorn: whoa I really like your shirt!! is that *band*?? omg I LOVE them we should hang out some time hmu man hmu
aquarius: yo the stars say you should get a venti cappuccino today
instead of a small u feel
pisces: uhhhhh wait sorry can you repeat the order please?
My Advice For the Signs
Aries: Think more often about what you do and how you react to things, it can be taken the wrong way often.
Taurus: Let others convince you to go out sometimes, it will bring out your adventurous side.
Gemini: Take time to calm down and take a break from your constant go go go attitude.
Cancer: Don't let your emotions overcome you, just find someone who makes you happy as shit.
Leo: Think about others when making decisions, not yourself.
Virgo: Listen to your friends when they tell you that they are offended.
Libra: Being social and showing the happiness that you feel to others will never hurt anyone.
Scorpio: Fucking ask them out man screw what the world is telling you, it's okay to take risks in life.
Sagittarius: You don't have to be happy all the time, it's okay to not be okay.
Capricorn: Maybe give a shit about someone other than yourself sometimes.
Aquarius: Try not to make things seem bigger than they really are.
Pisces: Be yourself, don't try to make up a totally different person just to stand out.
The signs’ angel wings
Aries: fluorescent bright blue, small, look like shooting stars in the dark
Taurus: pale pink, easily hidden, emit a soft star-like glow
Gemini: one wing is white and one is baby blue, both with silvery tips, little but powerful
Cancer: deep crimson, blazing with beautiful fire (but they aren’t harmful!!… unless you want them to be *wink*) >
Leo: dark green with white flecks, the softest feathers
Virgo: shimmery gold wings that create magic dust, when in flight the shimmery dust floats down softly over only the sweetest people and they are given lovely dreams
Libra: dark purple and extremely delicate with soft blue patterns that look like flowers
Scorpio: jet black with small silver streaks that resemble lightning bolts
Sagittarius: very long, soft white feathers, taper at the bottom, the tips are fairy-like and translucent
Capricorn: opaque silver, look like they’ve been dipped in stardust, long wingspan
Aquarius: the colors of a stormy sky, cold to the touch, they sometimes flash like lightning when in flight (only when it’s dark)
Pisces: lavender, fluffy feathers and very small
NAMES FOR THE SIGNS
Aries: Berries
Taurus: Toys R Us
Gemini: Lemon Pie
Cancer: Canada
Leo: Cheerio
Virgo: Big Toe
Libra: Zebra
Scorpio: ScorpiNo
Sagittarius: Saggytitties
Capricorn: Canned Corn
Aquarius: Aqua Man
Pisces: Pieces
too rad to be sad: virgo, aries, sagittarius, aquarius
too glam to give a damn: leo, libra, scorpio, capricorn
too blessed to stress: taurus, cancer, pisces, gemini
How to Attract the Signs
*Sun and Venus signs Aries: Bring them you energetic and fun side! If you can keep up with them then you are already ahead of the game. Suffocating them with clinginess won’t get you far though, they are independent and enjoy their alone time. What really attracts them is confidence and bold moves so try showing that off. Aries also needs someone who is encouraging and not someone who will fill them with self-doubt. Taurus: Be loving, honest and kind to attract the Taurus. They are a family orientated sign and value closeness. They value someone who is practical and fugal when it comes to spending. They love to take their relationship slow and steady; building precious memories each day. Taurus are a stubborn sign so be patient with them and be careful what you say. Gemini: Intellectual, clever and a good conservationist are what attracts a Gemini. They crave someone who is spontaneous and can switch up the daily routine. Bringing something new to the table is what draws the Gemini to you. Geminis can be very flirty so make sure you keep the momentum going and flirt with them back. Sharing similar interest is a must because this is what causes you two to become close.
Cancer: Cancer are a caring and sensitive sign so be gentle and sweet with them. They don’t care for bold or flashy moves just prove to them they can trust you. They don’t want to jump into a relationship with just anybody so show them that you are loyal and have a lot to offer in a relationship. They don’t care for distasteful manners so prove to them you have class. Look for similar interest and create wonderful memories that they can treasure forever. Memories are important to Cancers since they are a sentimental sign so give them little gifts or photographs to represent those good times. Leo: They want someone that can handle their bold and passionate nature so approach them with confidence. Leo’s love attention and to be admire so give them lots of attention and praise. But don’t worry this will not be one sided since the Leo gives all this back 100%. They love to go out and have fun so go out on a mini adventure with them and stay far away from routine. They are an affectionate sign and like to get cozy. Compliment them and try not to say anything that can discourage them unless its something that needs to be addressed. Virgo: Be neat, organize and playful. Though they don’t mind a little disorder to shake up a relationship however bringing unnecessary conflicts into their life will cause them to draw back. Create a connect and form similar interests. Pretending to be someone you’re not will automatically cause the Virgo to lose interest. They get a kick out of someone with a dry sense of humor or someone who is very sarcastic. Allow the Virgo to have their alone time and don’t be pushy with them. Libra: Libras are hopeless romantics so any nice romantic gesture can help capture their hearts, but be genuine! Fakeness can turn off the Libra fast so don’t force anything that isn’t there. Appearance is important to the Libra as well because they can be superficial in nature. If you really want them to find you attractive then maintain a clean and tidy appearance and keep up with your hygiene. Scorpio: Trust and loyalty is how you capture a Scorpio. Don’t make up lies, talk behind their backs or give away their secrets because they need to know you won’t betray them or add any negativity to their lives before they can date you. Be real and honest with them from the start it should be appreciated greatly. Also Scorpios are attracted to confidence so stay firm to your beliefs and confidently state your opinions and ideas because they can tell when your lying. Sagittarius: Give them excitement, love and freedom. Sagittarius are loyal but they need their own space in a relationship and want to interact with others as well. Give them a rush and create amazing memories with them that they will cherish forever. Be that person they can laugh with and fool around with as well as someone who can share deep philosophical conversation. Capricorn: Be the person they can trust. Capricorns are reserved with their feelings and are cautious when it comes to opening up. Don’t pry into their personal life until they are ready to open up. Reassure the Capricorn that you are there for them and be that shoulder to cry on. They also value down to earth people so just be yourself, any falseness or a ditsy attitude may turn them off. Also appreciate their sarcasm and dead pan humor. Aquarius: Be charismatic and create thought provoking conversations. Capture them with your words and go out and try new things with them. Make sure you give the Aquarius some freedom to do their own thing in the relationship since they can be very independent and want to venture out on their own. Pisces: Pisces are dreamers and they need someone who can dream along with them. That being said don’t discourage a Pisces dreams or tell them they need to get their head out of the clouds, though don’t be afraid to give them a gentle nudge in the right direction every now and then. Pisces need someone who is gentle and kind to them so do not be aggressiveness because that is a turn off for them. They are very passionate in a relationship and very into the cheesy lovey dovey stuff.
The "death stare" squad
Aries, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius
The 'natural flirt' squad (use venus or sun)
Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
WHY THE SIGNS ARE CRYING
Aries: they’re not
Taurus: mom said dinner was ready but she lied
Gemini: got shit on by a bird
Cancer: they just felt like it
Leo: their hair got wet
Virgo: everyone is so stupid it’s making them sad
Libra: the nutella jar was empty
Scorpio: going through an emo phase
Sagittarius: allergies
Capricorn: accidentally opened the front camera
Aquarius: who knows
Pisces: because their fave died
The signs according to my 5 year old cousin
Aries: "is it like the air in the sky?"
Taurus: "tortoise!"
Gemini: "gem in eye haha!"
Cancer: "cancer's bad! It's a disease"
Leo: "I have a friend named Leo!"
Virgo: "fur what?"
Libra: "bra? Ahahahaha"
Scorpio: "those can sting you"
Sagittarius: "wait can you say that again?"
Capricorn: "that makes me think of candy corn"
Aquarius: "I went to an Aquarius once. There were lots of fish"
Pisces: "Pisces. spicy. Pisces. Spicy. Hahahaha!"
The Signs As Female Pop Singers
Aries: Iggy Azalea
Taurus: Beyoncé
Gemini: Meghan Trainor
Cancer: Shakira
Leo: Nicki Minaj
Virgo: Lorde
Libra: Taylor Swift
Scorpio: Ke$ha
Sagittarius: Katy Perry
Capricorn: Rihanna
Aquarius: Miley Cyrus
Pisces: Ariana Grande
most to least seen as annoying
Sure. Obviously I don’t speak for everyone but you asked, so here goes:
1. Virgo2. Pisces3. Cancer4. Aquarius5. Leo6. Scorpio7. Aries8. Sagittarius9. Capricorn10. Gemini11. Libra12. Taurus
WHY PEOPLE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOUR SIGN
Aries: You're a go-getter, you're exciting, & your confidence is attractive.
Taurus: You're funny, really cute, and awkwardly charming.
Gemini: You're hilarious, you're interesting, & you're different from other people.
Cancer: You're sweet, you're caring, & always know what to say.
Leo: You're magnetic, confident, & everyone wants a part of you.
Virgo: You're intelligent, sassy, and independent.
Libra: You have a nice booty, you're cute as heck, and you're naturally charming.
Scorpio: You're sexy, you're mysterious, and you're absolutely fascinating.
Sagittarius: You're wild, you're fun, and you're a really deep person.
Capricorn: You're reliable, you're stable, and you're nurturing.
Aquarius: You're intelligent, you're attractive, and you're different.
Pisces: You're adorable, you have a kind heart, and you're fun to talk to.
Fun facts about your sign here
The signs in love
Also look at your Venus and Moon signs.
Aries - They get that special glow and inside they are screaming in pure joy. Taurus - They are on a mission. Help them or you won’t see them anymore. Gemini - Nervous and awkward. They just talk about their crush all the time. Cancer - Obsessed. Start making future plans immediately. Leo - Just proud. The same as usual but they smile more and dress sexier. Virgo - They stop eating and sleeping until they think of an infallible seduction plan. Libra - Accidentally charming everyone’s pants off while going to the toilet all the time(damn nerves). Scorpio - Super obsessed. They need to know everything. Stalk modus. Sagittarius - A bit more relaxed than usually. Mainly because they’re just really happy. Capricorn - Cute and giggly. You won’t recognise them. Aquarius - Over-analyzing everything their crush said x 1000. Pisces - Can’t sleep, can’t eat, obsess, drink too much and cry.