"I Told You Not To Go Through That Door But Did You Listen? No. Now You're Dead."

Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.

Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?

Sigma: What?

Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?

Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Ranpo: Candy corn tastes horrible.

Yosano: Then why are you eating it?

Ranpo: *Shrugs* It’s like you hate it and yet still crave it.

Who would be the one to say “fucking commit” as they grab your hand after you brushed your hand against theirs on accident?

I’m interested

a valentines day piece i didin twt, chuutross ft jealous dazai ‼️

Prompto: Does anyone else get that little voice in their head saying to kill everyone before they have a chance to kill you?

Ignis: *walks into a room* I’m back with the ingredients I’ll start din-

Gladio: *holding Prompto down*

Noct: *attempting to put a bra on Prompto*

Ignis: *drops the bag, throwing his hands up* YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

Gladio: gonna ask where we got the bra?

Ignis: I give up with you three!

Prompto took a picture of Ignis with no face on. Nightmare fuel.

Chuuya: You’re a pain in my ass, Dazai!

Dazai: Yeah, sorry about that I’ll use lube next ti- *Chokes*

Chuuya: *Strangling Dazai*

Mori: *Looks at Kouyou* You owe me Seven hundred thousand yen.

Kouyou: I could have sworn Chuuya was the dominate one in the relationship.

Noctis about Diana

Diana is my age and we went to school together. She became overprotective of Prompto and when this one girl began making fun of him, Dia brought a homemade reverse bear trap from the Saw movies to school and put it on the girl. The class and the girl start panicking and the trap goes off. Turns out it wasn't real but a prop she made and it squirts out this red liquid all over her. The thing dyed her skin red for a month. Cor was watching over Dia and he was not pleased by her action. She was on a month long training punishment with him. Best thing is, the girl left Prompto alone. Also Dia is banned from horror movies due to concern she will do what the killers do so Ignis had to take all of them away. I have them now and I let her watch them since her commentary is amazing!

Ais: You find my pets cute?

Mc: I would pet a gator if I know the fucker wouldn’t bite me.