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one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

Snape: Here's the wolfsbane potion, Lupin. Don't forget to take it tonight. Don't put our students in danger.

*Lupin later that night*

harry: lupin, you can't go into battle and abandon your kid just because you want to be just like my dad!

harry: now excuse me while i go die to save everyone, just like my mum.

Sirius: What number am I thinking of?

James, sighing heavily: 420?

Sirius: What? Of course not! I'm not *that* immature! Someone else guess and be serious about it!

Remus: Is it 69?

Sirius: Yeah it's 69.

# remus lupin just being the iconic remus lupin even during the battle of hogwarts

Lily: *holding baby Harry for the first time*

James: Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is Harry. Harry, this is everybody

Remus: Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these

Sirius: I know, I still am one of these!

I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE DON'T THINK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

*In the Afterlife*

“Ah! Professor Binns! Welcome to the afterlife.”

“...Why am I not at Hogwarts?”

“Er...well, you see we are in the aft-”

“I want to go to Hogwarts”

“But sir-”

“I have a morning class tomorrow”

“Sir we can't-”

“I have an appointment with the headmaster to talk about the Goblin Mutiny of 1546”

“But-but sir, you'll have to be a ghost forever!”

“Did I fucking stutter”

Healer:You don’t have that much time to relax the other baby should be along in a minute.

Molly: I’m sorry who should be along in what now?

Healer:The next baby should be along in a minute…they’re twins…

Arthur: We only ordered one.

What a fucking savage dumbledore is like I’m rereading poa and it’s Christmas lunch or whatever and he offers the end of a cracker ( noise maker) to snape and when they pull it apart that fucking hat with the vulture comes out like damn he really did that shit to him after being embarrassed all term from it

Hermione: i need a three-letter word for unorganised. and a 5 letter word for oblivious.

Ginny: ron and harry

harry: o-OKAY FIRST OF ALL-

Neville: Why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Ginny:

Luna:

Ginny: I’m gonna tell him

Luna: No you’re not

Signs that you might be a Slytherin:

You like to take care of yourself but laziness is your best friend too. One day you have an Instagram make-up on, the next one you go to your classes in your pj’s

Not necessarily an asshole like the cliché; you don’t like injustice and don’t make fun of someone unless they deserve it

You won’t always voice your opinion, but it doesn’t make you a coward. You just know what to say, when to say it, and to whom.

The best strategy: never interrupt your enemy when they’re wrong, you might need that later

You’re this happy-go-lucky kind of person who will always make your friends laugh and be the extrovert one, when deep down you’re hiding your emotions and problems quite well

Cat person

Misunderstood. You might analyze social interactions around you because sometimes you don’t seem to fit in

People can talk shit about you but oh, one finger laid on your friends or family and they’re dead

Black eyeliner, black nail polish, black soul

Halsey (do I need to say more? She’s a genius)

Can read as much as Ravenclaw and if you really put your energy into it, you can be top of your class (but you knaaah, laziness)

Love piercings and tattoos; might have done the first one as a rebellion but then you really got into it. It’s art, to you

Shy around people you don’t know, then you become more confident

Sly smirks

Alternative rock music. Sometimes metal core when you feel like punching someone

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

Lily after Snape calls her a mudblood

(Inspired by a tumblr text post. If it was me I totally would’ve punched him)

jeddy vs scorbus

james: talk dirty to me

teddy: oh you know i will ;)

vs

scorpius: talk dirty to me

albus: the dishes

albus: please scorpius they haven’t been washed

A visit home.

Tonks by @sirussly​

Back at Andromeda’s house for the holidays, Teddy is standing in front of the bookcase where his grandmother keeps all the photos.

Teddy: How’s it…hanging. Uhm. Long time no see?

Teddy: Sooo..remember last time I came home during the holidays I told you how me and Vic were having troubles? Well. Uh.

Teddy: More than a crush, actually. And it’s kind of awkward because-

Keep reading

Sirius: Can you make a sentence without using the letter ‘A’?

Remus: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Sirius : Remus, whot the fuck.

THE Doctor seEEYS I ain’ never gonna wALk agEEN.

not even on crUTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

The have my entire heart

Best friends

“Scorpius trots up to his dad.

Draco: We can hug too If you like…”

I can’t see how Draco hugs son. He does it very gently. He very worried about Scorpius looking at what. When Harry shouted to Scorpius and blond boy had decided to nestle on the father’s breast… It broke my ♥

This is me enjoying my book

Everyone else bugging me and annoying me so I focus on everything but the damn book I’m annoyed as FUCK right now like seriously you’re quiet when I’m not focused on shit and all of a sudden you’re trying to talk to me every 2 seconds

But like on the other hand I love the people that are annoying me so I feel guilty for being annoyed 🥺🥺

I have this head canon that even though Vic understands her birthday is an important day in history and that people are grieveing that she’s kinda sad her birthday isn’t a very joyous occasion in her family. I believe they all take time to try and make it special and joyful but I think she knows how sad it is and at some points is sad herself because she can’t have an exciting birthday like her cousins/siblings as is jealousies that fact. I also believe that Vic is also so understanding that she doesn’t want to sound like a “brat” ( even though I don’t think she is one) so she doesn’t say anything but she hates that her birthday is that day and she wishes it were in a different day but then feels bad so then regrets the thoughts

Did this post make any sense or was it senseless rambling

teddy lupin being open and friendly and touchy-feely with everyone, so for three entire years james potter sees teddy doing stupidly cute stuff like kissing victoire’s hand and brushing her hair away from her eyes and sitting by the lake with his head in her lap and he just thinks they’re mates, potter teenagers are idiots it’s obviously genetic