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I have a headcannon that one night (sometime after the romoine wedding) the trio goes for a night out, gets drunk and the next morning only merlin knows how, but harry potter is now the adopted son of Mr and mrs Granger-Weasley

I kinda like it, maybe I'll write this later.....

Ron: am I in trouble?

Hermione: have a guess.

Ron: no?

Hermione: have another guess.

Draco, laying back dramatically against Astoria's legs: Darling, tell me I'm pretty.

Astoria, tenderly brushing Draco's hair and looking to him with tender affection: You're pretty bloody annoying, that's what you are.

SHOUTOUT TO ALL OF OUR FIRST OTPs AND SHIPS: sonny and chad, sam and freddie, kendall and jo, camille and logan, miley and jesse, cody and bailey, alex and mason, justin and juliet, phineas and isabella, kim and ron, lily and oliver, troy and gabriella. FROM ALL OF US DISNEY (and nickelodion) KIDS- THANK YOU FOR OUR INCREDIBLE CHILDHOOD

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Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

A storyline you would want for Alex

Ooh good question! This is so hard cause I have like 50 million storylines I’ve dreamt for Alex but I would love a complete Alex centric that flashes between his childhood with his siblings, a day with a patient he’s grown close with, and his life now with Jo and their baby, and have it all tie in together. Also I know this one is probably unpopular but I would love for Izzie to come back, not to interrupt anything for Jolex but I think it would be kind of a way for Alex to get closure and kind of a chance for the roles to be reversed where he has to lean on Jo for support.

tori : *kisses jade’s boyfriend*

beck : *kisses tori while in a relationship with jade*

also tori : why doesn’t she like me?

also beck : why don’t you trust me being around other girls?

every victorious fan in their right mind : mAyBe bEcAuSe yA’Ll aRe cHeAtInG wHoRes ?!? 

Fluer: bill look away, i'm hideous

Harry: am i supposed to pretend i didn't just hear that?

I think that Alex alway try and calls jo dr. Karev or jo karev or Josephine karev just because he can and it makes them both all giddy and giggly and happy

harry potter is a canonically a dumbass so anyone you ship him with automatically becomes a moronsexual thank u for coming to my TED talk

I want to write something about this now

Could you write something about Alex and jo talking about her joke about being pregnant?

The roads through Seattle were wet as usual as Jo and Alex made their way back through the city to the warmth of their loft. They were still holding hands, both looking out upon the lights of the city, lost in their own thoughts but feeling content in the moment. Alex’s eyes narrowed at a faint sound that seemed to be repeating, his lip curled up in slight annoyance, “What the hell is that dinging? Is that your phone?”

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Sometimes when I think of nymphadora tonks I think of the singer pink and how she always has her hair and her spunk and fight

Either way both woman are badass and I love them

Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series:

ginny: my wand is 8 inches long and made of solid steel

ron: i think that wand is a knife

ginny: what are you talking about it’s my wand

ron: what spells can you cast with it

ginny: stab

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

Headcanon that an outraged 6-year-old Charlie Weasley writes to an elderly Newt Scamander wanting to know why Gringotts keeps a dragon locked up underground and begging him to fix it. Newt writes back saying that sadly he’s been fighting that fight for years and no one ever wants to listen to him because the powerful families whose money is being kept safe by the dragon always shut him down, and that Charlie is the first person he’s heard of who’s as angry as he is about it. Charlie decides that day to dedicate his life to finding out everything he can about dragons so that one day he can free the poor Gringotts dragon. After the war, when they hear that Harry, Ron and Hermione freed the dragon, they celebrate and immediately begin petitioning to have it made illegal to imprison dragons so that nothing like that ever happens again. It’s only when Hermione becomes Minister that it’s finally signed into law.

i strongly identify with the whomping willow. i, too, would beat people up to keep remus lupin safe.

how to make me sad guaranteed: mention lupin and tonks

remadora or wolfstar?

Does anyone have new jolex fics or cute amelink ones because I feel like I’ve read them all and yet I continue to look up the same tags to find the same things. I need help!!!!!

LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO MY DOOR DRESSED AS A SHARK & I GAVE HER M&MS AND SHE SAID “THANK YOU I LOVE YOU” & HER MOM SAID “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN” & THE LITTLE GIRL SAID “SHE GAVE ME NEMNEMS. I LOVE HER”

so does anyone else ever think about the level of post-war wizarding celebrity the Weasley-Potters would have had? like

this is an entire family of war heroes that also contains the chosen one, two heads of Ministry departments, the Minister for Magic herself, a professional Quidditch player and later editor at the Prophet, an extremely successful wizard entrepreneur, an international curse-breaker, an ex-Triwizard champion, and an eminent dragonologist and they definitely all hold an Order of Merlin of one class or another

you can’t tell me they weren’t featured in wizarding papers and magazines every damn week they try to avoid it but it’s no use 

trying to go to Quidditch matches or anywhere really as a family is a tricky business because of the paparazzi

eating Chocolate Frogs is a weird experience for all their kids because their family are on so many cards like ‘oh look i got Uncle Charlie again’ ‘here’s Aunt Ginny, I’m still missing Mum though’ 

Bill keeps being given Witch Weekly’s most charming smile award he’s won it like 9 times even with all his scars. one time Ron won it instead and he teased Bill about it for ages

a good portion of the people who rock up to George’s shop come not just for joke items but also to shake his hand (and later Ron’s) and pay tribute to the portrait of Fred that hangs in there 

there’s a Hermione interview in the Prophet at least twice a week. if anything vaguely significant happens ever in wizarding politics everyone wants a comment from Hermione, even if it has nothing to do with her

George loves making up wild rumours about his family members and ‘leaking’ them to the press, like when he told them Percy and Fleur were having a passionate affair (this one backfired a bit because it was shortly before Percy’s actual divorce. the public excitement and interest was nothing compared to what happened later when it got out that Percy was seeing Oliver Wood, and then there was another professional Quidditch player in the family and it just got worse)  

Harry finds it weirdly comforting that the wizarding world is now obsessed not just with him, but his extended family too - they all get it now

all the kids get hounded towards the end of the year because everyone at Hogwarts want to be invited to the Burrow (very heavily warded and impenetrable to the press) for the summer to witness the annual Weasley-Potter family Quidditch match, which is legendary  

if there’s no new gossip the magazines just put in stuff like ‘recipes from the Burrow! Molly Weasley’s favourite dishes! how to feed a family of heroes!’’ or ‘losing track? here’s the Ultimate Guide to the Weasley-Potter family!’

it’s ridiculous 

Donna: Hey Hyde, let's play Fuck, Marry, Kill with me, Jackie and Eric.

Hyde: Fuck Jackie, marry Jackie and kill Kelso.

Donna: No, that's not how-

Kelso: I wasn't even one of these options, what the fuck?

Donna, about Hyde: He's a monster. Monsters don't have souls.

Jackie: Uh, have you ever seen Monsters Inc.?

“The art of knowing is knowing what to ignore.”

— Rumi (via goodreadss)

Das a mood!!!!

Me: “I love this fic! Can’t wait for the next update!”

Fanfiction: “Updated: 1965-06-04.”