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Teddy’s sorting as seen by the Marauders
Tonks: He will be a Hufflepuff.
Sirius: Gryffindor.
Tonks: Hufflepuff
Sirius: No!
Tonks: Yes.
Remus: SHUT IT.
Tonks: It’s not my fault if your boyfriend doesn’t understand Teddy will be a Hufflepuff.
Sirius: No he will be–
Remus: *firmly* Padfoot.
Sirius: *obeys like a puppy*
Tonks: See? I–
Remus: You, too. They are at I. Teddy, will be on the stool soon.
James: *grinning* This place will be hell for all of you when Harry’s children get sorted.
Lily: He means it. You should have seen him at Harry’s sorting.
Teddy sits on the stool.
Sirius: *to himself* Come on, say he’s a Gryffindor.
Tonks: *whispering* Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. Mum raised you right, now come on.
Remus: They are both nuts.
James: Well, you have a type Moony.
Hufflepuff!
Tonks: Teddy YES!
Sirius: Teddy NO!
Lily: *smiling* Did he just–
Remus: *laughing* His hair is purple.
James: *grinning* Look at Minnie, I think she is about to cry.
Sirius: I feel betrayed. James why are you so happy?
James: I mean, uh, I kinda knew he would be a Hufflepuff.
Sirius: *stares*
Lily: It was kind of obvious, Sirius.
Tonks: *stifles her laughter*
Remus: You know the drill Pads, he was raised by Andy after all. She raised Tonks, too. It’s just how it works.
Sirius: Still, a man can hope.
Tonks: I’m sure Weasley and Potter kids will make up for this.
James: Oh, they will. Don’t worry. The Potter clan will all be in Gryffindor, we got this.
Lily: James!
James: Don’t fight me on this woman.
Remus: *laughing* I still do think he has a bit of Gryffindor in him.
Sirius: *excitedly* That’s the spirit.
Remus: But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m proud to have a Hufflepuff son.
Lily: As you should.
James: Now what? We wait another 6 years for James to get sorted?
Tonks: I’m pretty sure Teddy will give us a good amount of mischief until he arrives.
Remus: Of course he will, he’s directly related to a Marauder after all.
Sirius: The most dangerous one to be exact.
Tonks: How?
James: Who do you think was the mastermind of all those pranks Dora?
Tonks: *gesturing to James and Sirius* You two!
Lily: Oh honey, it was Remus. I learned when it was too late, too.
Remus: *grinning* I mostly got away with it, too.
Tonks: We are in for some serious fun then.
Everyone stares at Tonks.
Tonks: *panicking* I mean we are in for some good fun.
Sirius: Yes, we are.
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Harry: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one you need.
Draco: I’m a ten.
Harry: No, it’s a pickup lin-
Draco: I. Am. A. Ten.
Davy Jones:I killed you once Turner, I do not fear you
Will:Oh it's not me you're suposed to fear
Davy Jones:What?
Elizabeth:(in the distance) DAVY JONES!
Davy Jones:*looks to see Elizabeth swinging in with a sword in her hand and murder in her eyes*
Elizabeth:YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND!
Will:She's going to fuck you up
Davy Jones:*sighs* I know
I love this it’s my fav thing ever
What is your current dreamcast for the next generation? (could you include your oc's as well please, thanks have a nice day!)
No problem and you have a wonderful day too!
Teddy- Christian Cooke
James- Adam Brody
Albus- Logan Lerman
Lily- Sophie Turner
Victoire- Blake Lively
Dominique- Imogen Poots
Louis- William Mosley\
Rose- Lindsay Hansen
Hugo- Stefano Masciolini
Fred- Jacob Artist
Roxanne- Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Molly- Saoirse Ronan
Lucy- Candice Accola
Scorpius- Jake Abel
Lorcan- Xavier Samuels
Lysander- Hunter Parish
(And a few of my OC’s)
Frank Longbottom II- Steven R McQueen
Grace Longbottom- Holland Roden
Alice Longbottom II- Alexandra Dowling
Freya Parkinson- Kaya Scodelario
Diamond Zabini- Shay Mitchell
West Zabini- Donald Glover
Kimberly Wood- Nina Dobrev
Mason Wood- Max Irons
Jessica Finnigan- Phoebe Tonkin
(this is my current one, though it does change around a little)
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I changed my Victoire
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Nick Robinson as James Sirius Potter
Troye Sivan as Albus Severus Potter
Elle Fanning as Lily Luna Potter
Luca Hollestelle as Rose Granger-Weasley
Skandar Keynes as Hugo Granger-Weasley
Dianna Agron as Victoire Weasley
Taissa Farmiga as Dominique Weasley
Cole Sprouse as Louis Weasley
Jacob Artist as Fred Weasley II
Alexandra Shipp as Roxanne Weasley
Ashley Benson as Augusta Longbottom
Sabrina Carpenter as Alice Longbottom II
Molly Quinn as Molly Weasley II
Georgie Henley as Lucy Weasley
Evan Peters as Teddy Lupin
Lucky Blue Smith as Scorpius Malfoy
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Nick Robinson as James Sirius Potter
Troye Sivan as Albus Severus Potter
Elle Fanning as Lily Luna Potter
Luca Hollestelle as Rose Granger-Weasley
Skandar Keynes as Hugo Granger-Weasley
Freya Mavor as Victoire Weasley
Taissa Farmiga as Dominique Weasley
Cole Sprouse as Louis Weasley
Jacob Artist as Fred Weasley II
Alexandra Shipp as Roxanne Weasley
Ashley Benson as Augusta Longbottom
Sabrina Carpenter as Alice Longbottom II
Molly Quinn as Molly Weasley II
Georgie Henley as Lucy Weasley
Evan Peters as Teddy Lupin
Lucky Blue Smith as Scorpius Malfoy
Fred: “Let’s just keep things light and breezy, see where it goes.”
Hermione: “But how do we keep things light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules.”
Fred: “How am I attracted to you?”
Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, chapter twenty-one ‘The Unknowable Room’;
“‘Ah, no!’ said Ron, staring horror-struck at the parchment. ‘Don’t say I’ll have to write the whole thing out again!’
‘It’s OK, we can fix it,’ said Hermione, pulling the essay towards her and taking out her wand.
‘I love you, Hermione’, said Ron, sinking back into his chair, rubbing his eyes wearily.
Hermione turned faintly pink”
This bit is just adorable. Ron says this almost without thinking, and Hermione gets quite surprised by it, considering that a few days ago, the two were barely speaking to each other.
I can just imagine Hermione being shocked and trying not to freak out, and Harry being like…
It’s happening…
Narcissa: It's dark... I'm scared
Lucius: Don't worry babe I got this
Lucius,stomps his foot on the ground
Lucius' sketchers light up:
Me: I ship Rilaya
Tumblr: here's some Lucaya blogs!
Me: I ship Remadora
Tumblr: here's some Wolfstar blogs
Me: I ship Captain Swan
Tumblr: Look! It's unwanted Swan Queen fanart on your dash again!
Me: Alright, what the fuck
Thanks satan!!
41. Newborn Teddy Lupin sleeping between Remus and Tonks, who are both embracing him in their interlocked arms. The entire night was consisted of them whispering to Teddy and each other about the care-free lives that they’ll all have one day after the war ended.
submitted by @23ster
Remus: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Tonks: Okay, but in my defense, Sirius bet me fifty galleons that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Remus: That’s not what I wanted to—
Remus: You drank SHAMPOO?
George: Oooh~ you like Hermione!!!!
Fred: Uh yea. I know.
George: You’re smitten and you know it!
Fred: I think I’m allowed to have feelings for MY WIFE, George!
One day my life will not revolve around fictional characters.
Today is not that day.
Lift Your Wands.
Battle of Hogwarts
2nd May 1998
Raise your wand for the fallen 50
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GEORGE WEASLEY
nightmare {george x reader}
itch {george x reader}
flu {george x reader}
just friends {george x reader}
thief {george weasley oneshot}
squish {platonic! george x reader}
handsome {george x ftm reader}
malkin { george x reader}
wonderland {george x reader}
newlyweds {george x reader}
couch {george x reader}
what he looks for {george hc}
sleep {george x reader, fred}
beach {platnoic! george x nb! reader}
pining {george x reader}
orange bitters {george x reader}
bed {george x reader}
view {george x reader}
fireworks {platonic! fred, george, reader}
period {george hc}
college {george hc}
pranksters {george hc}
statue {george hc}
grey {george x reader}
cold medicine {george, fred}
false {george x reader}
second {george x reader}
textbook {george x reader}
love poems {george x reader}
handsy {george x reader}
gifts {weasley family}
terrified {george x reader}
pillow talk {george x reader}
hot {george x oc}
lovely {george x oc}
fluent {george x oc}
MUTE {GEORGE X READER} – complete!
pt 1 | pt 2
MARRY ME {GEORGE X READER} – complete!
prologue | pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | epilogue| bonus chapter 1 | bonus chapter 2 | bonus chapter 3 | poem
FOR THE BIRDS {GEORGE X READER}
pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | bonus chapter 1 | bonus chapter 2
FRED WEASLEY
dress {fred x reader}
kiss {fred x reader}
tongue {fred x reader}
insecure {fred x reader}
hit and miss {fred x reader}
trust {fred x reader}
care of magical creatures {fred x reader}
what he looks for {fred hc}
qp {platonic! fred x reader}
tickle {fred x reader}
sleep {fred, george x reader}
spit {fred x reader}
fireworks {platonic! fred, george, reader}
period {fred hc}
college {fred hc}
pranksters {fred hc}
statue {fred hc}
foster parent {fred hc}
durmstrang {fred x reader}
cold medicine {george, fred}
snow day {fred x reader}
truth {fred x hermione}
forbidden forest {fred x hermione}
dare {fred x hermione}
tomorrow {fred x reader}
ferris wheel {fred x reader}
tongue tied {fred x reader}
gifts {weasley family}
headcanon {platonic!fred x vampire reader}
squash {platonic!fred x reader}
aro fred headcanon
jealous {fred x oc}
vampire {fred headcanons}
DRACO MALFOY
sick {draco x reader}
easy road {draco x reader}
wise {draco x reader}
arrogant {draco x reader}
piano {draco x reader}
not yet {draco x reader}
teasing {draco x reader}
corrupted {draco x oc}
carmen {draco x reader}
birthday {draco x oc}
stop {draco x reader}
HARRY POTTER
snapped {harry x reader}
heartless {harry x reader}
lost {harry x oc}
REMUS LUPIN
scared {remus x reader}
hearing aids {remus x reader}
love her {remus x reader}
bambi {marauders drabble}
period {remus hc}
jealous {remus hc}
home visits {remus x oc}
major {remus hc}
love {remus x oc}
LYCANTHROPY BETA VERSION, ORIGINALS
pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3
LYCANTHROPY {REMUS X READER}
pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3
JAMES POTTER
period {james hc}
jealous {james hc}
major {james hc}
SIRIUS BLACK
period {sirius hc}
mine {sirius x reader}
jealous {sirius hc}
major {sirius hc}
king {sirius x oc}
bite me {sirius x oc}
PETER PETTIGREW
period {peter hc}
jealous {peter hc}
major {peter hc}
REGULUS BLACK
jealous {regulus hc}
major {regulus hc}
meeting the family {regulus x oc}
HERMIONE GRANGER
truth {hermione x fred}
forbidden forest { hermione x fred}
dare {fred x hermione}
GILDEROY LOCKHART
yule ball {gilderoy x reader}
misc. headcanons {gilderoy hc}
GINNY WEASLEY
new life {ginny x reader}
gifts {weasley family}
ARTHUR WEASLEY
gifts {weasley family}
MOLLY WEASLEY
gifts {weasley family}
RON WEASLEY
gifts {weasley family}
PERCY WEASLEY
gifts {weasley family}
CHARLIE WEASLEY
gifts {weasley family}
BILL WEASLEY
gifts {weasley family}
OTHER
heal
guardian to be
I very much agree
Reblog if you agree
Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.
I got an idea for an AU where Jo kept the baby with Paul but leaves and ends up at GSM and meets Alex but I’m not sure I want to write it so I thought I’d put it out there and see if anyone else wants to 😌
This is exactly what I do 😂