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Theo: hey nice hands
Sept: thanks?
Theo: i bet they'd look better wrapped around my
Abel: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN
From “Soft Spoken Spells: Poems for Your Inner Witch” by Nichole McElhaney
Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?
Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!
Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?
Hades: Y e as I certainly would!
Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??
Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!
Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...
Someone PLEASE tell me that was Roger… if it was, I too will scream
As Roger plays the drum intro to Liar, Freddie says, “C'mon, blondie!”
omfg i love this
therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?
hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?
therapist: no.
Apollo: [to Hades and Cerberus] Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I’ll check the cabinets, and, Velma, you get the spooky-looking fridge.
Athena: What?! Why do I get this...dubious-looking device?
Apollo: Because only Velma would say ‘dubious device.’ Velma gets the spooky fridge.
Hades: Who does that make you, Apollo? Fred?
Apollo: Bitch, I’m Daphne.
waiter : are you all set to order?
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roger : yes. can i get a milkshake with two straws please?
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dominique : aww that’s sw-
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roger, putting both straws in his mouth : watch how fucking fast i can drink this.
Apollo: can we agree to not tell mom about this
Artemis: this isn't even the most disappointing thing I know about you