Lowkey Obsessed With This Man…

Sirius: why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Remus: Sirius, please not now. IM TRYING TO SLEEP.

James in the background sitting there while his brain overheats

RIGHT PERSON WRONG (LIFE) TIME SHIPS ARE THE BEST BUT ALSO THE WORST.

LIKE, YEAH I LOVE GETTING MY HEART BROKEN INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES BUT THEN I HATE MYSELF FOR DOING IT

IM SORRY BUT TONGUES AND TEETH BY THE CRANE WIVES IS LITERALLY REGULUS?!?!?

Every day, every single day, I hate myself for coming into the the marauders fandom. And to whoever decided that Happy Xmas (war is over) with videos of the marauders would make a good tik tok, I hope you suffer every day with the thought of the people you have hurt

I should NOT have laughed as much as I did

If you're cold he's cold

Give him drugs

I had this really weird dream last night that regulus was going to work but Sirius had taken his phone and he was really upset. Then James came and stared baking him a new phone. Like full on eggs and flour and shit. It was really cute but I’m still kinda scared. Like what was that about??

The truest thing I’ve ever read

Baz has a slutty man waist and Simon has daddy broad shoulders, pass it on

*sirius walking in on James and regulus*

James: It- it’s not what you think it is

Regulus: It is

Sirius: But you’re my brother

Sirius: And you’re my other brother

Sirius: This is incest

Regulus: At least mother will be happy

(Throughout this whole thing James is just there slowly combusting)

Sirius, talking to regulus: Listen, I know your spirit animal is a catipillar that’s been stepped on, but mine is the mighty wolf

More marauders (but it’s literally just sirius)as things I heard at my great ✨catholic school✨ at some point

- Snape: why don’t you have a crush on any *girls? (*in context it was boys, bc, you know, all girls school)

Sirius: because I’m gay you fucking dumbass bitch

- Sirius: oh, I didn’t do my cool down workout today (starts literally squaring in the middle of class)