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More marauders (but it’s literally just sirius)as things I heard at my great ✨catholic school✨ at some point
- Snape: why don’t you have a crush on any *girls? (*in context it was boys, bc, you know, all girls school)
Sirius: because I’m gay you fucking dumbass bitch
- Sirius: oh, I didn’t do my cool down workout today (starts literally squaring in the middle of class)
This happened
headcannon:
remus and regulus would recreate scenes from the song of achilles in front of james and sirius to make them jealous. it would go a little like this:
remus: name one hero who was happy
remus: you can’t.
regulus: i can’t.
remus: i know. they never let you be famous and happy.
remus: i’ll tell you a secret
regulus: tell me
remus: i’m going to be the first.
remus: swear it.
regulus: why me?
remus: because you’re the reason. swear it.
regulus: i swear it.
*then remus would give regulus a gentle kiss on his forehead*
sirius, furious: james. get your prick of a boyfriend away from mine!
james, jealous: why don’t you get your moony away from my reggie.
remus®ulus: why don’t we just run off together and get married.
james&sirius: NO!
IM LITERALLY CRYING
Whsksvwksvaksv
HE KNOWS IM PISSING MYSELF
James: I would SAVAGELY murder someone for you
Sirius: I would too!
James: You’re welcome
Sirius: I love you!!
Achilles to thetis: *casually leaning on the side of a rock* hey, so, um, just wondering, hypothetically, can you see me up on mount Pelion?
Thetis: I cannot
Achilles: cool, coolcoolcoolcool, great, thanks. Anyway, I’ll be going now. Bye
(Achilles absolutely sprinting back)
Achilles to Patroclus: hey man, so, my mum can’t see us up here, wanna bang?
*sirius walked into a closet where James and regulus may or may not have been making out and now the doors stuck*
James: Well this is nice, just the three of us
Sirius and regulus: No!
OH MY GOD YES
"The first time we met I was looking up to you. Suppose I still am."
"Did you think I was looking down on you? When we met."
"Weren't you?"
"No. More like... admiring the view."
Sirius: *waking up* Wait so guys I just had the strangest dream
Remus: nope, I’m not listening to this
Peter: *already gone*
Regulus: Not this early
James: I’m listening babe 😍
Sirius: *idk, telling the strangest dream you will ever hear*
Regulus to Remus: are you sure they’re not dating
Remus: they better not be, since I’m shagging one of them and you’re shagging the other
Silence
Sirius: james…
James: *literally running for his life*
Regulus to Remus again: oh delightful
Sirius getting a dog and being furious when it likes Remus better than him
regulus was terrified of being a bad dad to harry.
t e r r i f i e d.
he worried, and he paced, and half the time he panicked if he was left alone with harry for even two minutes for james to go to the kitchen and bring back a bottle.
james was phenomenal with him, a natural. james was born to be a father. lily was an amazing doting mother, it all seemed to come so natural to her. mary always made harry squeal with excitement the second she walked into a room. but regulus felt as if he could never be a good father. he never had a good example, so how could he be?
so when harry potter was eleven months old, and took his first steps towards regulus, who at the time was not even paying attention to him. and james and lily screamed in excitement, scaring harry and causing him to not only just walk to regulus, but run to him.
well, regulus figured he must of not been doing to awful of a job.
and as he held a now crying harry who couldn’t understand why everyone was screaming and being so loud, and clung to his papa with tear stained cheeks and soft coos. regulus decided it didn’t matter how terrified he was of being a father, because he already was one, and harry seemed to think he was doing a pretty good job.
Achilles: Can you see us on the mountain?
Thetis: No. Why do you ask?
Achilles: No. Reason.
*later at the mountain*
Achilles: SHE COULDNT SEE US. FOR THREE YEARS.
Patroclus: Oh?
Achilles: FOR THREE YEARS. SHE COULDN'T SEE US. FOR. THREE. YEARS.
Patroclus: Mhm.
Achilles: THREE. YEARS.
Patroclus: Mhm.
Achilles: WE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING. FOR. THREE. YEARS.
Patroclus: Mhm.
Chiron: i ship it.
Thetis: What the fuck
Historians, about the relationship of Achilles and Patroclus: They were just good friends! Good bros! Nothing really gay about it!
Achilles: "My Patroclus"
Achilles: *sleeps with Patroclus*
Achilles: *the person he is closest to is Patroclus*
Achilles when his bedwife gets taken: *merely refuses to fight* Achilles when Patroclus is killed: *goes on a slaughter spree*
Achilles, when he finds out about Patroclus' death: *screams so loud he can be heard from the underworld*
Achilles: *demands his ashes be mingled with Patroclus'*
Achilles: *kills a fucking river/ defeats a river god when said god is trying to stop him from murdering Patroclus' killer*
Achilles: *murders Patroclus' killer knowing full well it will result in his death, although he wanted to live in glory*
Achilles: *drags Patroclus' killer around the city of Troy, in the dirt, three times, dishonouring him although he partly admired Hector before Patroclus' murder*
Achilles: *refuses to have Hector buried/sent for burial*
Achilles: *has to have Priam come to him and beg for his son's body for him to return Hector for burial*
Achilles: *prowls the battlefield, wanting death, so that he can be reunited with Patroclus*
Achilles: *smiles when he dies because he's going to be reunited with Patroclus*
James and Sirius lost a bet with Mary and now they’re wearing adorable play boy girls costumes.
(Sirius lost on purpose eheh)
Oh and Moony and Reg are here too
(I’m going to hell I know)
Regulus POV
As he turned the corner, Regulus saw James standing there, in the moonlight, staring up at the stars. He looked so peaceful. Slowly, he turned to leave, but the other boy called out, “stay.” And so he did. He would do anything for James, no matter what, which was why he was here in the first place.
To say goodbye.
“James,” regulus said, his voice coming across normal, even though he felt like a raging storm inside, messy and strange, but empty. “Regulus,” James replied, turning to face him, “I haven’t seen you in ages.” Regulus realised that this was a bad idea, he couldn’t do it, but he was here, so he spoke, “I know. I just wanted to say goodbye.” James went to speak, opening that beautiful goddamn mouth of his, but regulus kept talking, “I wanted to say that you were the only thing that brought me true happiness, that you were the reason I believed in love, and that I still love you. So much James, so much.” He could feel tears forming, but he fought to keep them from falling. “Reggie, whatever you’re going to do, don’t.” Said James, taking a step towards regulus, his face broken into a million pieces. Oh, he could always tell when something was wrong, when stuff just wasn’t right, hopefully he can find someone who appreciates that just as much as regulus does. “I can’t James,” he said, trying not to just give in and run towards him, “I have to.” And then, he apparated away
James’ POV
Suddenly, regulus was gone, leaving James standing out there, in the cold, confused, sad and broken. It hurt to see him, his darling regulus, after all those months, but he still shone just as brightly to James. Something was wrong though, that much he could tell, and he knew he had to check on him. So James went back inside the flat he shared with Sirius and found the one thing he kept of regulus’, the one object that was so familiar to both of them, that they would know it even after death, a golden snitch. He grabbed it and whispered a spell, and it started tugging him in a direction.
James ended up at the entrance of a cave, the treacherous waters crashing against the rocks, this had to be the wrong place, but the snitch kept tugging, only this time stronger, so he followed it. It got to a point where he had to conjure a boat, and sail through the water, towards an island, where he could see a silhouette of a person being dragged down by cold, mutilated hands, and he jumped out, running towards the other boy. “REGULUS,” he shouted, “REGGIE.” He got to the body, and dragged it out of the grip of the creatures, but it was limp and cold, his lips blue and his face deathly pale.
As James cradled the body of the boy he loved, he sobbed, and screamed, the sounds tearing themselves out of his throat. Why had he done this? Why had his beautiful, darling, lovely regulus done this? Later, much later, he would find out, and his already broken heart would break even more, but he didn’t know that at that moment, so he kept screaming, and sobbing, and holding his one true love.
RIGHT PERSON WRONG (LIFE) TIME SHIPS ARE THE BEST BUT ALSO THE WORST.
LIKE, YEAH I LOVE GETTING MY HEART BROKEN INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES BUT THEN I HATE MYSELF FOR DOING IT
*sirius walking in on James and regulus*
James: It- it’s not what you think it is
Regulus: It is
Sirius: But you’re my brother
Sirius: And you’re my other brother
Sirius: This is incest
Regulus: At least mother will be happy
(Throughout this whole thing James is just there slowly combusting)
Pandora + Regulus, the best platonic soulmates 🌼🌼🌼
Featuring: Pandora showing Regulus the glowing lilies near her house. They’re nicknamed “sun stars” :)
James: Would you still love me if I were a worm?
Regulus: Still? You’re assuming I love you
James: … :’(
Regulus: I would love you in any form James.
James: *sobbing*
(Sirius standing at the door like 🧍🏼)
👌
“Capes are optional, too; I’ve never worn one, they make me feel like a tit, but Penny likes them. Says she feels like Stevie Nicks”
This quote gave me the idea to draw Penny in a cool Stevie nicks inspired outfit. Obviously she looks fly as hell