The Subtitles Were Wrong So I Fixed Them :)

Nixon: We need a plan. Ok, here’s the plan. Step 1: get a plan. Step 2: do the plan.

Nixon, not sarcastically at all: [smirks] Yep, this is working!

Winters: Nixon! Focus.

Webster: Don't speak to me until bedtime!

Liebgott: If you think we're going to have a bedtime chat, you're out of your mind!

Webster: We'll lay in bed, we'll just go over the day like we usually do and that'll be it.

Liebgott: Fine! We'll do that for a little bit and that's it.

*Webgott in an argument*

Webster: you know what? Fuck you!

Liebgott: I already did!

Webster: ...

Liebgott: -and I did it real good

Webster: ...

Webster: ...

Webster: you did.

Perconte: Luz is a really good salesman he once sold me a nickel for a quarter.

blithe: lt. speirs… i’m scared

speirs:

woah- what’s this??? a new meme???

im so sorry for making luz a seagull please forgive me-

In this house we love and respect David Kenyon Webster.

Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.

Lipton: You were IMPALED!

Speirs: It was a large splinter.

Winters: What are you drinking Nix?

Nixon: Tea?

Winters: [spraying water at him] What are you drinking?

Nixon: Tea-quila…

Winters: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Nixon: More espresso less depresso.

Winters: No–