Penkala: FOUR MONTHS!
Malarkey: What's wrong with him?
Muck, holding back laughter: Just wait-
Penkala: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-
Johnny, what are you doing with jumpwings on your wrist? You aren't a paratrooper yet! ๐
Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (170/?)
SpeirsRoe headcanon I feel very strongly: Ron and Gene walking around in a mall. Gene expressing his lack of understanding and almost outrage about how much all those new sneakers can cost. Ron doing that blank stare of his to mask his reaction as an owner of at least a dozen of designer workout shoes.
FACTUAL
Ronald Speirs collects high end sneakers like a bird of paradise would collect colorful rocks and leaves for their mate. He cleans the ones he does wear with a set of tooth brushes. Most remain in their original packaging or in a case in the basement.
Gene doesnโt know about this because he comes from a place where basements donโt exist and livings in constant fear of the room bellow the functional part of their house.ย
They both fear the day the other finds out about their secret.ย
โI will corrupt youโ squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere
โNo, protect the innocent!โ gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey
โThe innocentโ nest: Webster and Doc Roe
spiers trying to explain why rumours are untrustworthy(?) through his weird extensive roman history knowledge that i honestly still donโt understand:
Omega Webster leaving sweet little bits of poetry lines around for Alpha Liebgott whoโs terrified because heโs seen Annabelle: Creation and now swears heโs being haunted by a demonic doll- This is absolutely going into my drafts idc that itโs stupid
Speirs and Lipton are That Coupleโข and Nixon is developing diabetes.ย
Incorrect quote by @david-sharkthot-webster
David Webster: [hugs Jones]
Chuck Grant: Youโre awfully quiet, Joe.
Joe Liebgott, looking at Jones: Nobody plans a murder out loud.
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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