How my high school friend group was formed
I’m sorry but name ONE trope better than “broken people with different kinds of baggage come together and form their own family” there is nothing to top it
Welcome to Florida
Maybe it’s Mystique shapshifting again
Maybe it’s glamour magick.
in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’
I’m headed to the graveyard to go reanimate myself a girlfriend, anyone want me to pick up anything while I’m out?
You have no idea how hard my dumb ass would slam into this sign
Kids these days don’t know how easy they have it with their internet and cellular phones and the absence of regular tiger attacks
Super thrilled to learn that people think the scars on the bridge of my nose are from a bridge piercing and not because I fell asleep in my glasses too many times as a kid and the nose piece cut into my face
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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