Kids These Days Don’t Know How Easy They Have It With Their Internet And Cellular Phones And The Absence

Hey, trama + time = comedy

So this’ll probably be hilarious in like, 10 years

*Classical music intensifies*

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

Tag yourself I’m fuck it let’s sign up for basket weaving

i don’t want to be the best at anything. that would be stressful & wouldn’t leave room for much else

i would like to be reasonably good at a handful of things. but mostly i want to enjoy doing things, and to find fulfillment in doing them. the level of “skill” I reach is very much secondary.

Porch Swinging Spirit: A Hauntingly Peaceful Scene.

thought you might like this

“And you?”

“I was tying someone up on the subway”

Relatable

this morning when i was on register this guy gave me cash n it was all wet n he said sorry i fell in a lake

*rolls that fucking cage full of ping pong balls or whatever* who had "missing teenager discovered to be hiding under trapdoor in bedroom closet" for 2020 Bingo?