Relatable
this morning when i was on register this guy gave me cash n it was all wet n he said sorry i fell in a lake
thought you might like this
Someone start a go fund me right now
Anyone else feels like they overshare everything with others and at the very same time haven’t opened up at all to anyone
*rolls that fucking cage full of ping pong balls or whatever* who had "missing teenager discovered to be hiding under trapdoor in bedroom closet" for 2020 Bingo?
The puns! I live for the puns like this!
As someone who is rapidly approaching 30, if I can share just one price of advice I’ve learned as an adult it’s that life is so unserious you guys.
As an AuDHD trans man with several anxiety disorders, believe me I understand how stressful it can be to navigate the world, constantly feeling like everyone else knows exactly what they’re doing. When I was younger I used to equate this to feeling like life was a stage play and everyone had a script but me (I’ve probably posted something similar on this site at some point). But I’ve got news for you, we are all just out here winging it.
Life is not a stage play, life is a collage improve class and the teacher has left the room. So just relax and try to have some fun while we all “yes and” our way through this train wreck of a performance.
Kids these days don’t know how easy they have it with their internet and cellular phones and the absence of regular tiger attacks
If you wear sunglasses would you turn to stone or nah
if medusa wears sunglasses do u not turn to stone
I was only at the Devil’s sacrament for the gossip I swear!
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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