THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HOW IS ANYONE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL DRAGON BABY?!??!?

Maybe he has a hoarding problem maybe he doesn’t. You’ll never know unless you open the box.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. “In english,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” - A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

If you wear sunglasses would you turn to stone or nah

if medusa wears sunglasses do u not turn to stone

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Printers: now with attitude

“Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?”

“No, I need help with question seven.”

It’s posts like this that make me wish tumblr had a “well, shit” button to press because I “like” funny posts, relatable posts, inspirational posts. But this. I do not “like” this. I feel the need to express the personal discontent this post caused and my only option is “like”

I’ve never quite been threatened like “You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”

Kenzie is honestly the best character in the entire show (Bo is still bae though)

Kids these days don’t know how easy they have it with their internet and cellular phones and the absence of regular tiger attacks