My Brain, Having A Meltdown Like A Toddler: Everything Is Bad And Awful And I Absolutely Refuse To Function

My brain, having a meltdown like a toddler: everything is bad and awful and I absolutely refuse to function in these working conditions *dumps a shitload of adrenaline into the nervous system*

Me, sighing heavily and holding up lorazepam: would ya do it for a Scooby snack?

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4 years ago

concept: Faebook 

3 years ago

Pokémon Go!

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!


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5 years ago

All my strait friends keep coming to me when they have questions about gay people and I’m just like

Guys, I am one lone lesbian.

I am not the lorax of the gays.

I do not speak for all the LGBTs


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4 years ago
I Laughed So Loud Someone Asked If I Was Okay

I laughed so loud someone asked if I was okay


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4 years ago
I Was Only At The Devil’s Sacrament For The Gossip I Swear!

I was only at the Devil’s sacrament for the gossip I swear!


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4 years ago

Now this is a beauty pageant I would watch!

Petition to add a “guns and horses and body paint” category to Miss Universe

Miss Guanajuato’s Traditional Outfit For Miss Mexico 2020 (source)

Miss Guanajuato’s traditional outfit for Miss Mexico 2020 (source)


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3 months ago

Just a quick reminder PSA for cis people: it’s not okay to ask trans people super invasive questions, and it is especially not okay to ask those super invasive questions in public.

To be clear, I am not telling you it’s wrong or bad to be curious and to want more information about some of the more intimate details related to transitioning.

What I am telling you is that you need to remember this is not an abstract concept to the trans person you are questioning. When you walk up and ask me what kind of surgeries I want, you are not asking about the abstract concept of gender affirmation surgeries. What you are asking is incredibly invasive questions about my genitals, and that is wildly uncomfortable and also unbelievably rude.

We live in the wonderful age of technology where you have access to an unimaginable amount of information at your fingertips! If you want to know something, google it! I guarantee there are resources online that will answer whatever questions you have.

And, I cannot say this loud enough, it is also never okay to ask any of these kinds of questions in public!!! Even if your trans friend has said they are open to answering your more invasive questions, when you are in public, talking about these topics can be dangerous and even deadly for the trans person.

Your curiosity is not worth more than our safety.


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3 years ago

#Catch me at the stegosaurus concert

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4 years ago

love to purchase items but at what cost

4 years ago
I’m Headed To The Graveyard To Go Reanimate Myself A Girlfriend, Anyone Want Me To Pick Up Anything

I’m headed to the graveyard to go reanimate myself a girlfriend, anyone want me to pick up anything while I’m out?


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