this is such a snore-gasm...she/he/theyprobably surviving off advil and lesbianismcurrent interests include : bobs burgers, greek mythology, tmnt, marvel (specifically bucky and sam), you will also probably seen mentions of byler or jjk or aot or always sunny or pretty much anything elsegood luck gang
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its 2025 but im doing a coordinated dance in my kitchen to i dont dance from high school musical 2. aka bisexual propaganda.
tried my hand at some louigan fanart
wait no, thats how the land is inhospitable and so are we makes me feel. punisher makes me feel like a ghost watching their funeral where everyone highlights their flaws in whispered conversations behind hands and then pretends to cry and care around the mourners, knowing that the cycle of life will continue and only one image of them will ever exist in their loved ones heads, theres nothing they can do to fix it now. in a way it hurts, they can't right all the wrongs. but on the other hand, its freeing. they don't have to right the wrongs, they can just put them to rest. burning all your bridges means you have no more bridges left to burn.
listening to the entirety of punisher (phoebe bridgers) in order makes me feel like a dog who, without realizing it, let its instincts take over and is now looking in terror at the carnage of the lamb it slaughtered, crimson dripping from its yellow teeth, tears pathetically running from its dark brown eyes
listening to the entirety of punisher (phoebe bridgers) in order makes me feel like a dog who, without realizing it, let its instincts take over and is now looking in terror at the carnage of the lamb it slaughtered, crimson dripping from its yellow teeth, tears pathetically running from its dark brown eyes
people making gender bent bobs burgers stuff and saying things like “oh tina would be tim or troy or tobias or whatever other boy name” DANIEL. ITS DANIEL.
*girl, so confusing remix plays softly*
guys elon musk is autistic of course!!!! thats why he did the nazi salute!! he was just stimming!!!!!! lil guy!
you ever see a ship you love so much and saying "i ship them" isn't enough. like no you don't understand they give me mental illness
if you fuck with me just know that you're fucking with a bitch born on a friday the 13th at 11:11 who eats ice for fun get ready for my otherworldly spirit friends to take a shit on your aura
Hi :D what are your favorite Jimmy Jr lines throughout the show? It can be as many as you want and from any season and episode!
"sorry horcelain..." always makes me witch cackle
also DONT TELL ME NOT TO DANCE DAD in season 2 is so good
"everybody, close your eyes and believe!" in OT the outside toilet
"PUT. THE LIPS. DOWN." two for tina
"i just wanna go home, turn off my devices, get my cry water ready and prepare for tomorrow..." so you stink you can dance
"do you have any soup?" "uh, i don't." "thats okay..." butt sweat and fears (blue is tina)
honorable mention : "god i never noticed how annoying you sound!" "i have a speech impediment tina.." "WELL FIX IT."
i really shouldve sensed the pattern when i felt guilty as i watched every season of naruto, every season of south park, and every season of bobs burgers, all of which are incredibly long shows, in a very short amount of time
i really shouldve sensed something was up when i felt extremely embarrassed and told no one that i used to run back and forth flapping my arms imagining my favorite characters from percy jackson and pokemon in made up scenarios until i was 11, and still feel the urge to now
i really shouldve sensed i had something going on when i felt like i grew up too fast but also never matured as much as those around me, how i always had to wear a mask around people, a facade i had learned from disney tv shows i used to watch
but thank god i had the sense to let the mask fall off, get the fuck out of the smoke and breathe fresh air for once
reminder that there is a timeline in which bob belcher is a famous, incredibly hot, himbo of a secret agent (code name duchess) with retrograde amnesia who is a stepdad to the kids for 2 months, doesn't know tinas name, speaks russian and kills 4 KGB agents in the restaurant, running away from the family so they don't get killed. he then immediately forgets them. just putting out the fact that the kids watch their dad kill 4 people in front of them and never see him again <3
its been so long (like less than a week) since ive burger posted so here we go: headcanon list guys!
also cw - mentions of mental illness/trauma
bob : very much based off my own dad (one of my favorite people alive), bisexual, autistic depressed and clinically anxious, lies on the floor a lot because of back problems, works through injury and illness (the family's doing a bit better on money now but he's lived his whole life in fear of being unable to support the people he loves and their wellbeing), saw that tina aligned herself with femininity from when she was a really little kid (supports her endlessly, was the first one to buy her a dress), gives the kids his old records/cassettes/cds, quality time is his love language, loves crappy old movies from the 80s (like weird science), winona ryder was his childhood crush, tina shows him phoebe bridgers and he loves her (cries to kyoto bc dad issues), so desperately trying to not become his father, dreams about his mom a lot, has been getting gray hairs since he was 17 (purely from stress), bad episodes of insomnia, claims he doesn't mind being away from linda (if shes not in the same room as him for more than an hour he needs to cry, she is his absolute best friend), really adores teddy like a stupid younger brother, fucking hates mr frond with a burning passion
linda : truthfully i dont have much for her. i dont need to really give her any headcannons i worship her the way she is, but shes def adhd and autistic
gene : genderfluid (he/she), audhd, live laugh love fiona apple, bad sensory issues, cant wear pants unless theyre baggy, sisters buys him reusable earplugs, got linda's family's loudness, talks shit WAY too loud, jazz bitch, can surprisingly do a cartwheel really well, walks around belting 90s music (everyone hates it except lin), loves makeup and looks amazing in it (tina is secretly really pissed that he looks better in it than her), can fall asleep anywhere, will eat anything once, has bit alex/courtney as a form of affection (tina and louise too but theyre used to it), will sit on tinas floor and vent to her at any given moment, remembers nothing except for the most obscure random things about the people he loves, incorporates music in all of his school reports, loves salty food especially
louise : unlabeled (she/they), autistic, loves japanese candies and snacks, phone screen chronically cracked, permanently cold hands, tina does her hair, makes own jewelry and pins, loves broaches and mints but always forgets which is in which tin, has drank paint water by accident, very artistic, loves to draw in comic book/manga styles, secretly really enjoys being around jimmy jr (finds him really funny), loves a good ironic trucker hat, if you can read this the bitch fell off, needs glasses (ends up getting funky ones like lindas), short fingers that are always painted light green and pink, lots of scars on hands from skateboarding, learns bass later in life, starts saying "oh my god" like bob
tina : transfemme (she/her), autistic/has clinical anxiety and depression, speaks with the most subtle new york accent (residual from linda), multilingual (fluent in spanish, conversational in french, knows some korean, can say random words in various others), loves bad campy horror movies, incredibly soft but always sweaty hands, layers her hair (learns to cut her own), because of everything thats happened she is extremely paranoid about family dying, sensitive skin, has a bunch of digestive issues (throws up a lot), sometimes has violent tendencies (feels guilty for them always), sleep walking/chronic nightmares (wakes up screaming a lot), watches drag race with bob, #1 phoebe bridgers/lucy dacus/julien baker fan, adores sleater-kinney, loves riot grrl music, bites nails, extremely clumsy (scars), loves big jackets over dresses, takes naps because she cant sleep at night, truly is her fathers daughter
i do not think anyone will read this whole thing, but i hope you like it if you did
i love being genderfluid until nothing i wear feels like it matches the way i feel. like if i see a man wear a skirt i dont bat an eye but when i do it its bad. idk if its a self hatred thing or something else internalized but it fucking sucks. on days i feel like she/her i feel great but days i feel like he/him its awful. and i always end up pissed at myself for thinking i cant look the way i do and use he/him. because in my mind everyone else can but i cant. idk
I love Jason so much thank you for giving us Dipper cover of Espresso
Finally the Good Luck babe cover by Dipper and Mabel <3
I wanna drink a potion rn. funny colored liquid in a jar.
WHERE ARE MY CARD CAPTOR SAKURA WATCHERS AT
Where are my glitterforce and glitterforce doki doki ppl. Do they exist?? Feel like yall would be cool
crazy how i have a whole list of songs that feel like love! most are from my fav artist florist
slow space - adventure time (instrumental bubbly feeling)
i was - florist (self-love)
moon begins - florist (love for the earth and its complications)
thank you light - florist (my best friend)
43 - florist (siblings)
red bird pt. 2 (morning) - florist (my mom <3)
reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like
First off, spin this wheel.
You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.
also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations
kid at work said i looked 25. i screamed.
AND my aunt thought i was my 21 year old sister!!!
when someone i follow likes my post i literally look like this
its like when my favorite asmr lady liked my comment and i started hyperventilating (with joy of course)
this is my version of a sabrina carpenter arrest
OH MY GOD like this person who i follow on spotify AND tumblr liked my post about jimmy jr and i looked like a crazed beatles fan in the 60s
idk who needs to hear this but you are allowed to feel upset about your current situation without having to immediately acknowledge everyone elses situations. you do not owe anyone an explanation as to why you are upset, you can just be upset. just because other people suffer doesn't mean you don't.
Sobbing, sobbing
choking on dinner
Triggered
fires, fires
the LA fires
28 years gone
my stickers, my toys
gone, gone
fire and flame
terrified of fire
for so long
Youtuber story
NO ONE DESERVES THIS
no one, no one
fire and flame
sobbing, sobbing
mirroring strangers
my family, me
all to rubble, smoldering
for people who say that jimmy jr isnt good enough for tina, just because they developed tina to be mature and responsible for her age does not mean that jimmy jr is! like he's not great but also, you know, hes 13. i was oblivious at 13 and am still very oblivious now, so i personally feel for him. idk if this makes sense but he is genuinely too young to know what he wants so being like "HE DOESNT DESERVE TINA!" no one deserves a 13 year old boy.
also tina should not get all the credit we give her she is also very petty and competitive and floats between crushes too because she is also 13
NO ITS SO BAD BC SINGING/BELTING LIKE LINDA IS MY MOST FREQUENT VOCAL STIM THAT I CANT FUCKING DO IN PUBLIC SO MY POOR FAMILY HAS TO DEAL WITH IT WHEN I COME HOME I DONT WANNA BE THIS WAY!!!!!!
ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
it’s 1 am and i’m arguing with myself about why jimmy jr is transfemme (i’m winning)