Abuela Alma: What became more clear as you got older?
Bruno: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.
i have a nonsensical au idea in my head where chuuya does decide to take up lippman’s job, but he does it after dazai’s defection, so for years dazai is stuck with his ex’s face staring at him from every billboard. also, because he’s dazai, he obviously tells no one of his history with chuuya, so it just sort of becomes a thing in the agency that dazai has beef with chuuya-nakahara-from-from-the-forbes-highest-paid-actors-list.
atsushi: dazai-san hates chuuya nakahara...? the one in the movies....?
*cue incoherent seething noises from dazai somewhere in the background*
Interviewer to Stiles: So what is it like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?
Derek grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would be this happy. So glad he gave me a chance.
Jack: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules?
Sam: What?
Jack: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
scott: we have fun, don't we?
stiles: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life
Stiles, speaking about Theo: it’s like a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and he’s all three.
listen... listen... <3
Gabriel: ABCDEFGHIJK-
Gabriel: L!
Lucifer: Why did you say the alphabet to figure out what came after K?
Gabriel: ....
Micheal: You’re an archangel Gabriel.
Raphael: Seriously, get it together.
Gabriel: FIRST OFF, YOU TELL ME WHATS AFTER P AND SECOND, ITS HARD OK!
Micheal, Lucifer, Raphael: Q. The answer is Q.
Gabriel: OH FUCK OFF!
"Stop trying to make cursed shit canon, we have Will for that"
- Phil @ Tubbo
Stiles: if I die, donate my entire body to science
Stiles: except my middle finger
Stiles: send that to Theo
Theo: HEY