the USA is in ruin, it affects us everyday even if we dont live there, Trump is a horrible president and a man-child • Make America Safe Again • (MASA) • i hope i can help change the world enought to earn the title of influencer activist my heart goes out to all of you who are negitivly affected by whats happening in the world, feel free to rant to me • the art in my profile isnt mine, i usually dont post art that isnt mine but if i do i'll try and credit the artist or whoever had the original idea that inspired me to make what i made and ill try to leave a link to where i found it
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Found a mushroom on my dog walk, you dont see alot of those here
Ikr?? Like, how DARE you be homeless i have a perfectly good cat safe haven three blocks away in my house, get in my fucking arms NOW
Lets set things straight:
If charlie and ben stayed together long enought for ben to have charlie go with him to get his wisdom teeth removed after he got them removed and was still under anastisia he would call charlie a bitch and a whore and flirt with all the nurses infront of him
When nick had charlie take him to get his wisdom teeth removed and was under anastisia he called charlie hot, asked him to marry him (repeatedly), called him a ''bossy chick'' after charlie tried to prevent him from take his bloodied gauze out, begged charlie for kisses, told charlie he was the pretiest person alive and gave charlie his pulled out teeth because he rememberd charlie likes anatomy and has a medical replica of a human skull in his room that's missing its wisdom teeth
Upgrades people
Charlie: hey Nick, tits or ass?
Nick: ✨️personality✨️
Charlie:...
Nick:...
Charlie, sarcastically: wow Nick, how abalist of you *choking down a laugh* some of us have personality dissorders, you really should start learning to apritiate *fails misrebly* my nonexistent TITS *laughs*
Nick: ... no offence babe but you're build like a door *starts laughing* the only asset you have is how batshit crazy you are *laughing histerically*
I need to watch this after my music class ends
JUST SO YALL KNOW- This is @1spooky2me ‘s Bill design, nar mine- I’M SORRY I JUST LOVE THEM TOT
I like to think that Stanford is actually a decent singer (Karaoke and such)
Spookie notice me 0_0
At my uncle cusin's wedding, so glad i get to finally see my mum's side of the family since most of it that i know of is currently living in australia, i missed you AM, AL, T, G and I (initials to keep privecy) so glad to see you again <3
Welp, looks like i dont need to eat for an entire year if i just eat this, thanks papa Hades
As a semi-tech iliterat gen-Z this helps a LOT even if u arent coming from tiktok (ive never had tiktik in my life lol) i appritiate this guid a lot
dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)
you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points
we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)
"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is
tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on
this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app
Trying to get into a ''men writing women drawn litrelly'' lavendertown video by describing my fem characters since im technically a man (the magic of ✨️gender fluidity✨️ never seaces to amaze) day 3
Character: ???
Quiwi was an intresting, almost ghost like little girl, there were many theories about this little orphen, some people said her biological mother kept her and had her in secret, keeping her nameless duaghter hidden in her basement until the age of five when she was found by police officers who werebusting her mom for drug dealing to minors, then was haistily taken into the foster system where she got imidietly picked by a lovly gay couple despretly wanting kids. Others say Quiwi's lack of a name was due to her being lab-made by a secret expirementation facility that was later busted down, this theory seemed to be confirmed by a simple detail, the fact that whenever Quiwi was asked to write her name, instead of handing in a misspelled 'Quiwi' or 'Quince' or other name that stairted in 'Qui' she'd simply write '???' On the paper. She was a perculiar little girl, she lived with her adoptive parents in an apartment in a street called 'queens' in the third apartment block on the first or second floor. Her parents; a young, trans gynocologist named Adam with hispanic roots and a love for martial arts and fighting, and an aphrican-amarican college dance and arts teacher named Reeve, both treated her with enough love to send someone to a coma yet she'd sometimes be seen wondering outside at night with her lovinly nicknamed pet opposum 'ratty' into the late hours of the cold, dark winter, volentearing at homeless shelters and food banks until late and sleeping with homeless people under the bridge that went over the empty, man-made river near the park where rain water was supposed to gather and pour into the sewege system. She was often seen with a young, feral looking boy, with black hair and blue eyes, who refused to wear anything but warm baggy sweatpants and a closed shawl even during the coldest winter day of the year. Quiwi herself was a phenomenon, loking no older than twelve yet acting as if she were 16 or older, she had short brunette hair and wild amber eyes that seemed almost enchanting, she always wore a big, poofy pink dress with a matching bow in her hair, paired with dark blue, rainbow-striped tights, (usually) a pair of fuzzy boots, a T-shirt with a sunflower on it and a baby pink sleeveless snow jacket, the sunflower on her shirt was always the same one, with a big, light-yellow center and sharply triangular orrenge petals.
No one knew the trueth behind this family, people tried to guess but were always far from it, they'd never guess what was really happening to this family of missfits or how they came together though the truth was simple. For example: adam came from an affair between his mother and a god of war, being a mere 16 yearold girl when the truth came out his parents divorced, leaving him alone with his dad as his mom moved to Berlin to be with family, he was later kicked out due to being pregnant at the age of 17 and lost the baby on the night of his 18th birthday in a back ally with some very bad men with crowbars. Reeve himself was a true abomanation of nature, both his mothers were gods yet he ended up mortal, his mothers are Medusa and Athena and the pregnancy that carried him was caused by the magic of a certin goddess his mother medusa turned to after being felt neglected when athena had drowned herself in work during the war that accured around that time 25 years ago, after the two fought and made amends to eachother Reeve, a healthy boy gorgon, was born and they moved to amarica before moving to England. As for Quiwi? It was natural she couldnt remember her name, after all, who would after so many years in the forest, singing with the trees, sleeping with the animals, and talking and dancing with the spirits of the past, especially a specific lenape spirit which she lovingly calls 'ratty', a blue eyes boy, with black hair, coverd in mud and trible paints, it was only a matter of time 'till she'd forget all her past, her name, her mother, her home, and the tall flames that made it all end.
She was the forest now
Whe god created me: *checks off 'all of the above' box*
is it Tender?
is it Homoerotic?
is it Implicitly homosexual?
is it Noticeably repressed?
is it Kind of gay?
Charlue will pack bond with anything and anyone. He has a group of stray cats he'd die for and they treat him like a brother, he feeds them constently and they love him so much they follow him into allies, walk him to the bus stop and from it and once pounced and attacked a grown ass adult man with a g*n who was trying to rob him. Charlie is well aquanted with a singular crow in his schoolground, this crow has introduced charlie to all his friends, charlie feeds them and talks to them about his problems, they nearly pecked out a homophobic kid's eyes for making charlie cry. One time charlie went to the store and saw a lumpy lemon, later, nick drove near that store with charlie in the car and he started crying because he wanted to go back and buy the lemon bc he thought no one would buy it
Ikr, sorry for exploading like an angry volcano, my utarus had a tiny demon in it, its fine i just had to profusly bleed for a week, its gone now but itll be back next month... and thats a thret
periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.
Sometimes when Nick phisically clocks out from his job as a kindergarden teacher he forgets to mentally clock out as well so sometimes he comes back home to charlie doing an art thing or smt and he looks at it and says with that tone you use with kids ''oh wow charlie, that looks so good, great job, someone earned a sticker'' and he'll give him a golden star sticker and charlie will just be like ''im a grown ass man but thanks'' and burst out laughing while taking the sticker.
C: *is coocking*
N: wow, good job on the cooking, but i think you took the wrong knife, how about you give me the big, sharp knife and use the safer knives we have in your cooking room? (The kids in his kindy have a kid safe cooking room for making simple foods and learning to cook and clean)
C: *looks at him then puts his face in his hands and lets out a chocked laugh sob*
N: *realisation*
N: oh my god i am so sorry
C: *while sob laughing* you are such a fucking idiot, you dumbass *laughter*
N: you know what ill go get the apolagy ball (a ball he has in kindy where to apolagise to someone you have to say 'im sorry' and throw it at them then they say what made them mad and you say why you're sorry)
C: *still holding the knife and laughing* we dont HAVE an apolagy ball
N: *embareced* can you just stab me? I think it'll just be better if you do
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C: *swears*
N: now Charlie, we cant talk like that to our fellow classmates now can we? Go to the time out zone until you learn your-
C: what fucking classmates, i was cursing at the table. Im 26!
N: oh
*cue histerical laughter from Charlie*
@badgebadge314 needs to see this!! I need this on webtoon!!!!!!
anyone please ask your crush out like this
Thank you @impalas-arsenal and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!
I have no clue what this is lol
Nick and Charlie doing the ''where'' trend
C: a confused lesbian
N: WHERE?
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N: a tall blond dude
C: WHERE?
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C: a supportive loving father
N: WHERE?
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N: my mum
C: WHERE?
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C: a brother that doesnt hate you
N: WHERE?
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N: emotional stability
C: WHERE?
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C: a knife!
N: NO
*cue histerical laughing as Charlie runs away from Nick with the camra w/ mission impossible music edited in before the video cuts*
Nick and Charlie doing the ''where'' trend
C: a confused lesbian
N: WHERE?
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N: a tall blond dude
C: WHERE?
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C: a supportive loving father
N: WHERE?
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N: my mum
C: WHERE?
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C: a brother that doesnt hate you
N: WHERE?
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N: emotional stability
C: WHERE?
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C: a knife!
N: NO
*cue histerical laughing as Charlie runs away from Nick with the camra w/ mission impossible music edited in before the video cuts*
I like to think of charlie as a mini celebrety. Theres a small second hand shop he goes to once a week, he's great friends with all 4 of the workers there, the elderly owners see him as a grandchild, he cleans the book section, they give him a free snack if he's had a bad day. He volentiers at both the homeless shelter and elderly home, all the old people LOVE him! He knows all the stories of every homeless person and elderly grandparent in town. He went to a summercamp where he got so good with the equipment they had at their wherehouse he got a job as an unpaid instructer there at the age of 7 since he was better then the actuall workers, most of the kids in camp came from tpugh homes so they started seeing him as a parental figure, he (emotionaly) has 30 kids now, almost half of them are older then him, he attends every game, dance and play they are in and gives them advice and a place to stay if they get kicked out, he's also close with many buisness owners in town and got his kids jobs to help them. He's super close with a local gang that used to be 4 gangs that he got to work together when he was 6, they are now doing comunity work as self defence trainers and did time in jail as punishment for their crimes and thanks to him they work with the police to help homeless kids driven to lifes of crime and to help clear the streats from violence to make them safer and they even do gun safty lectures in school. He has multiple friends in the police fource and goes undercover for them to help them bust drug oparations, he even babysat one of the cop's kids, his name is gladius he's married to a semi-blind detective named asher and they have 3 kids and 2 dogs
I dont think I've ever wanted anything more then i wanted a dissabled heartstopper AU:
• charlie gets his right leg amputaded from the knee down when he was 10 so for his and nick's aniverserry nick got him a peg leg and a piret outfit and took him to the beach so he could run in the sand while that one really bad flute cover of that one song from pirets of the carabian plays from nicks phone on full volum
• blind charlie au where nick takes him to a museam and describes all the art to him in an extreamly detailed mannor, he also painted the edge of all the 'hard' furniture and stairs/steps in his apartment in bright neon yellow when they started dating since charlie can see contrast better and all of nick's floors are a purply shade of gray, he did it so charlie wouldnt trip or fall while he was getting used to living with nick and to the layout of the apartment
• adhd charlie × autistic nick where charlie knows nick shows affection with phisical contact and the warmth it give calms him so he gets him a plushie with a heart shaped microwave heat pad so he can sleep better, nick likes bluey so charlie buys him murch and charlie has a deadpool and woolverine hyperfixation so nick took him to watch the movie when it came out
• au where charlie was born with nothing below his right elbow and nick carries him around bc he likes being carried and charlie holds onto him with his legs and left arm like a koala
I NEED THIS!!!
(I forgot this but)
• deaf nick × selectivly mute and shy charlie, need i say more?
He was going with the other kids are
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Life is a lot like a taco.
It keeps falling apart as you try to enjoy it, yet you're somehow always expected to shove it down you throat and say ''wow, this is good''. And sometimes...
It is! Its good, it beutiful, everything is coming together perfectly but other times...
Other times you just want it to end.
Just want it to stop falling apart.
Not want to eat it after some stupid kid throws it to the floor, stepps on it and says ''gosh your taco is pathetic''
But you have to take it, and keep eating the taco because if you wont, someone will take it... you might even let them take it. And when you do... you dont do anything anymore.
And lunch is over
No more taco
Ever
Gods my life's a mess
Charlie is a taco
He falls apart cpnstently but we still love him
Nick is a bean
He has anxiety, the separation kind
Canon, 100% canon, happened in every universe they ended up together, yes.
Logan, drunk af: “I love Wade… he’s so pretty, I want him now. I want to love him and kiss him and fuck him. He is so- I love him. Don’t tell him Kay?
Wade: Kay.
Awww!! I dont think i watched that yet 🥲
HEARTSTOPPER (2022-) 3.07, "Together"
and rb for sample size & all that
To all the people from Gaza sending me Links asking for help:
I'm a MINOR
I have NO MONEY
My parents dont allow me to just give money to strangers i do not know and i dont even have my own usable credit card ir any other form of online payment
I CANNOT HELP YOU
You're stories are importent and your voices need to be heard but they should be calling out for those who CAN help, you're wasting your time sending long messeges to me asking for help when i phisically cannot help you and every second you spend sending me a messege is a second less you have to find someone who can actually help you.
I'm sure ypu are all lovly people and I wish you the best even if I cant insure it,
Love
Moony
PS. I hope this has no spelling errors, you guys deserve a well written apolagy for my inability to help you, I'm sorry.
AND THE NOBINERY DASIES! its ''gays, ladies, and non-binary dasies'' not ''gays and ladies''!
great year for the nerds, girls and gays
I just wanna paint a picture here BEFORE I write my meme. Nick is wearing bell pants but they're like EXTREAMLY obnoctius and a bright yellow, the gang is clothes shopping and decided to film something for social media
Heres the meme -
Nick: *turns around and strikes a pose* dont let the buzzcut fool you, i have tits *grabs his man-tits and pushe them up*
*Tara laughes*
Charlie, nonchalontly bc he doesnt know they're filming: you have ass too
Nick, while laughing: CHARLIE
*they burst out laughing*
*camra cuts*
Inspo here 👇
https://youtube.com/shorts/r4pmt-P4MsQ?si=hWQAZNwDeRZgKMz5
'Tis the season to start shipping falalalala lala lala
It’s that time of year