Latest Posts by theirgayyourhonour - Page 4

JJ and Pope *staring into each other’s eyes*

John B *opens a beer*

JJ: we’re having a moment

John b: and I’m having a beer

John B: why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed

JJ:

Sarah:

Kiara:

Pope:

JJ: I’m gonna tell him

Pope: don’t you dare

Pope: some bottoms are just too bratty for their own good

JJ, immediately: and I took that personally.

JJ: I don't always make great decisions under pressure..

Pope: what the hell is that?

JJ, *holding an alpaca by a leash*: Its an alpaca! I got the last one

Everyone at DisneyLand Pt2

JJ: Cooper, sweetie, don't pull

Heyward: Cooper, heel!

Pope, *rolling his eyes* dad.

Heyward: if I had known you guys were gonna do this, I would have brought Stella

Pope: it was JJ's idea

JJ: so much for the united front. I'll have you know despite all your jokes, Cooper enjoys it

Cooper: Woof! Woof!

JJ: Okay, sweetie, not helping.

Everyone at DisneyLand pt1

Kiara: is that a leash? JJ, *Holding the leash attached to their sons harness* No, its a child safety tether

Pope: It's a leash, don't judge us

JJ: we have a runner

Pope: Cooper is going through a phase, oh, we hope its a phase

JJ: He bolts every chance he gets

JJ, *chasing Cooper at the park* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper in town* COOPER!

JJ, *chasing Cooper out of Day care* COOPER!

JJ: So we had no choice but to put him on a child safety tether

Pope: its a leash, and... we did have a choice

Cooper *drops his basket*: oh fuck.

*Pope gawks*

*JJ trying to hold back his laughter*

Pope, later that day: okay, honey. We need to talk about something. It’s about the word you said this morning.

Cooper: what word?

Pope, holding his hands: you know, the one starting with F.

Cooper: flower?

Pope: no

Cooper: fruits?

Pope: no.

JJ: if he doesn’t remember it, maybe we shouldn’t remind him

Pope, glaring at JJ: he said it three times.

Cooper: oh! You mean fuck!

*JJ, falls back against the couch unable to stop laughing*

Pope: JJ, leave the room!

Pope, walking across their lawn: I’ve seen hogs, I’ve seen goats, I’ve even seen a three-legged-

*Pope, falls into the mini inflatable pool in the middle of the lawn.*

JJ, holding their baby, trying not to laugh but failing: Oh! Oh my god-

Pope, looking up and glaring.

JJ, covering his face: I’m sorry-

Pope: really, JJ? I could have just died.

*Pope, stands and falls out of the pool.*

JJ, wheezing.

Pope, arriving on the motorbike JJ taught him how to ride

JJ: wow, I’d like to ride that

John b: I know. The wheels look fucking sick.

JJ: oh yeah, the bike too.

John b, absolutely disgusted : oh come on, man-

Pope, staring at JJ’s ass

JJ: Pope, stop staring at my ass you’re making it hard to concentrate

Pope, basically shouting: how do you think I feel?!

Pope: how would you like your coffee?

JJ: as dark and as bitter as my soul

Pope: one vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream, got it

Cooper, JJ and Pope’s kid, running after Pope’s parents in their RV: bye grandpa! Bye grandma! I love you! Come back soon!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: Cooper stay! Cooper stay!

Pope: Cooper!

JJ: stay!

JJ: remember when I said I had to go to the pharmacy?

Pope: yeah?

JJ: they’re out of my ADHD meds for five days

Pope: oh my god

JJ: it’s going to be a fun week!

Pope: I’m going to my parents-

JJ: through sickness and in health mother fucker-

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I would highly appreciate it if you guys checked out my JJPope fic Pancakes for dinner !! There’s just a few chapters to go before it will be completed!

Matter to you - Sasha Sloan

Thought I’d do something different

JJ AFTER THE DUCKLINGS IMPRINT ON POPE

Pope, walking into the kitchen with ducklings following him: honey, I don’t want to go to this Titans dinner anymore than you do, but we’re going to be late.

Pope: JJ. JJ. JJ!

JJ, on the phone: Heyward.

Pope: what is going on?

JJ: I’m trying to pay Lily’s impound fee, but this automated phone system doesn’t understand anything I’m saying. Hey-ward. Hey-ward. Yes! No! No! Not JB Heyward. We went over my first name for 20 minutes!

JJ, walking around the kitchen with the phone: JJ! JJ! JJ!

Pope, looking up from his watch: what the-

JJ, the ducks following after him: JJ!

JJ at some point

JJ: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all, ‘Whaaat?’

Pope, somewhere in the background: I married that idiot

John B, also somewhere in the background: Yes you did

JJ: There’s nothing gays hate more than being treated like women, okay? We don’t want to go to your baby shower, we don’t have a time of the month, and we don’t love pink.

Pope: You love pink

JJ: No, pink loves me

Pope once he and JJ adopt kids

Pope: I’m the cool dad. That’s my thing. I’m hip. I surf the Web. I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: Oh my God. WTF: Why the face?

JJ at some point

JJ: With great hotness comes great responsibility

Married JJPope

Pope: These are crafts for the supplies table. I finally figured out what we’re going to be making.

JJ: Kids bored?

JJ: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

John B: JJ, this is real life, not an excellent movie