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dan and phil as sim interactions 💕 (insp)

We will not be erased. We will not be gotten rid of. (x, x)

Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

i hope with tiktok and twitter effectively dead and instagram on its way to dying we enter an age where social media is not popular and we all go outside and get lives and stop posting. but not on tumblr ofc

Ok but I know we make fun of Dan for making sex jokes about Phil and we tell them like oh TOO MUCH INFO DADS GROSS, what if instead we responded collectively gaslighting Dan that he could never actually pull Phil Lester. Like come ON DUDE you WISH you could tap that 😩😩 only in your wildest dreams baby face Howell 🙄🙄🙄 stop hitting on your coworker he clearly isn’t into you 😤🤚🏻

dan packing for manchester in 2009

WHAT DAN AND PHIL TEXT EACH OTHER 5

GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] CALL THE AMBULANCE [SOBBING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

need this look to comeback now

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

dnp's younow - december 19, 2018 (x)

coat-gate

…because everyone needs some manly wrestling on their blog.

Previously on Dan and Phil: 2016 ↳ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]

as we approach the final hours before wdapteo5 i hereby award you this medal for surviving the 27 days that dan and phil didn't upload (we only get silver bc we yapped about it too much :/ )

"when they hard launch"

"when will they hard launch"

"2025 prediction: they finally hard launch"

My brethren in Christ. Dan and Phil are real best friends, companions through life, ACTUAL soulmates. They didn't just buy a house together, they built one together. They have a phortgage. They eat the same meals on the same schedule even when they're apart, so they can properly enjoy food when they're together again. Dan looks at Phil like he is the sun, and Phil looks at Dan like he made the moon and every star in the night sky with his own hands.

What more do you need to know exactly how they feel about each other, or where they are in life? Do you want these 6ft3 twanks to refer to one another as their bOyFrIeNdS?? Do they need to PHUCK on main so people will let it go?? Bonk bonk beat it up on the gaming channel?? Get real.

Cheers to 2025 and my gay dads🩵🖤🎉

TERRIBLE INFLUENCE PRESHOWS

TERRIBLE INFLUENCE PRESHOWS

links to recordings of vip terrible influence tour preshows

sorry its taken so long to update but finally! last usa, all aus/nz and uk dates so far have been added :) so we have recordings of every single preshow so far!!!

also added sections so its not just one long block of text

(thank you to @theheartnexttophan for providing me with a spreadsheet of all the tour dates !)

all the moons of 2024

this is what dan and phil look like when they share a joint instagram post

it happened. they signed my phrosthetic leg

I fucking love the Internet

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

this is a long shot BUT

I have a Silver VIP Pre-Show ticket for the Fort Lauderdale show for sale at FACEVALUE. I was able to snag a Gold and want to get this ticket to someone who really wants it. I am asking for exactly what I paid for it. I will facetime or video call on discord to confirm and transfer! Please, please, please send me a message or share this to your friends! I want this ticket to go to a real phannie and not some reseller 🥲

dan’s threats to roblox children as the super graphic modern girl intro because what planet is this man from

captions below cut

(with the intro to super graphic modern girl by chappell roan playing in the background)

Dan: I'm gonna dox you, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna fi— I’m gonna fie up ah you ut. Beanie, Smeb, DeluxeRose, Love2Y, Fatal Toxin, Biscuit Queen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna break your biscuits, I'm gonna crumble your biscuits into my tea and I'm just gonna drop the tea on the floor. What does this tell you about people, that taste is objective—

Phil: maybe they’re vegan

—and no matter how hard you work, no one will appreciate you, because life is just about the privilege that you get born with.

Phil: I think you were born this way.

Me and the bad bitch I pulled after having no regard for internet safety

fifteen years of dan and phil | a web weave

i take you to be my husband, // we were put, two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall

to have and to hold from this day forward, // i think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that

for better or for worse, // the future: the knight of wands

for richer or for poorer, // without the internet, we never would have met

in sickness and in health, // ring phil

to love and to cherish, // secondly, i just wanted to say how proud i am of dan

(to be cont.)